Mac Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Ian, don't be so shellfish. Mike, over to you...... ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 I dont want to Mussel in, cos I'm sure you'll be able to Winkle a reply out of Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 I do apologise for overlooking the 2nd best punner on the forum Bill. I don't mean to be crabby, Mike you have to come out of your shell. You scamp, I will now get my coat. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 I pray to Cod that punning has mad but a brief come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 We did all these in the Mr Chowda thread . I've just looked at a whole list of shellfish on Wikipedia, there's nothing left to deconstruct and I refuse to flounder around looking for something, I don't feel it's my plaice anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Aah the weekends here again, i suppose i'll have to go and get the car washed. I have to sit in it for half an hour while those youngsters do their scrubbing and polishing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LIFE GETS TEDIOUS DONT IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Well they look like they enjoyed (and you survived) their night with you Licker...which one are you going to vote for after all that ? My admiration for you knows no bounds ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Nice car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Nice car Car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 The car that they're washing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 The car that they're washing Oh yeah...didn't see that...can't think why ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 A car wash place here on the North side of BrisVegas did that last summer, Hotties in lil G's & tiny Kini's tubbin rig's from the side of the ( major) road out front of the premises Was a hit. Though the smash repair guy next door was booked solid for months after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 My grandson's just fallen asleep on my shoulder and I've managed to put him down on the sofa without waking him (though my arms are cramped to shit). Question is do I try to put him in the cot upstairs so I can go to bed and risk waking him? Tough one. Good luck with the baby Andy...it's the best thing in the world but I couldn't go through it all again . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Well that was a nice long sleep ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 (edited) i slept for 14 hours after a hole 26 hours STRAIGHT in the library .... was fookin knackered Edited January 14, 2007 by CraccerC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 What were you in the library for that long for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 fuckin hell 26 hours? i can just about do 14 in one day lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Mike I need a Union man's voice in regard to the abhorent conditions I face in the workplace. Today on return from a month's + holiday It took a full TWO HOURS before I could bunk off & surf the Net. This simply is slavery. All these idiots wanting to tell me sad & boring work tales of the past 6 weeks, as If I care whats going on a round the place ( Im only in charge) Pestered by pointless shipping schedulers & pesky company men. I had even had my 1st break without a sniff of the net !!! As our convener Mike what can I do, I cant work udner these conditions , no one would it's barbaric. Should I resign, Industrial sabotage ? Callt he media ? maybe as a alst resort call my american CFMEU brothers ( you peeps think Govt's can fuk wif oil proices..hahahaha) & stop the planets shipping for a cple of days. Im in a pickle & refuse to do any further work today. Not that ive done anyhting yet anyway.. Ohhh suga baby looove - cant get rid of that song from head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Mike I need a Union man's voice in regard to the abhorent conditions I face in the workplace. Today on return from a month's + holiday It took a full TWO HOURS before I could bunk off & surf the Net. This simply is slavery. All these idiots wanting to tell me sad & boring work tales of the past 6 weeks, as If I care whats going on a round the place ( Im only in charge) Pestered by pointless shipping schedulers & pesky company men. I had even had my 1st break without a sniff of the net !!! As our convener Mike what can I do, I cant work udner these conditions , no one would it's barbaric. Should I resign, Industrial sabotage ? Callt he media ? maybe as a alst resort call my american CFMEU brothers ( you peeps think Govt's can fuk wif oil proices..hahahaha) & stop the planets shipping for a cple of days. Im in a pickle & refuse to do any further work today. Not that ive done anyhting yet anyway.. Ohhh suga baby looove - cant get rid of that song from head What about the images though Pat, are they in your head aswell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 I am incandescent with vicarious rage Pat. I'm reminded of the words of Marx... Capital is dead labour, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labour, and lives the more, the more labour it sucks. Throw a sicky if I was you mate . Bum showaddywaddy....bum showaddy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 i slept for 14 hours after a hole 26 hours STRAIGHT in the library .... was fookin knackered Awwwwwwww poor little craccer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 do i sence abit of sarcasm there clair? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 do i sence abit of sarcasm there clair? lol Lol well he does go to the wrong uni!!! But I know what hes goin through a bit ive had flu all weekend been in bed so now Im gonna have to work all night to get an essay done for 2moro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 i think this is where crac should say AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW POOR CLAIRE lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Well I've got my tickets for babyshambles and the rifles :D NME Rock Tour is next on the list to buy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 >>>This is funny, the first para<<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Fuk ya mike....Coffees just spurted all down me front & sprayed over The Lcd & keyboard. Marriage of convenience LOL was only half surface reading whilst doing other shiote then it rained caffeine....LMFAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 WIIIIIIIINDY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 very windy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 The weather up here is quite nice at the moment, good luck to all you "southerners", except Rich, who is further north than me. Hope nobody suffers due to the conditions. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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