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Don't see any problem with that....we've picked up Belgians with Fellaini and any number of new Yank fans with Donovan. The way you find the true calling is less important than the fact that you do ;) .

 

 

Thank you, i also met someone on holiday who was an evertonian so this was a fact i had to consider!

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Essential survival kit:

 

You will need leather straps on your sofa to strap your arms down so you do not pull what grey hair you have left out.

 

Plenty of valium.

 

A tv protector so the remote does not shatter your tv screen as the remote will at times head that way.

 

A dart board with Phil Thompsons face on it.

 

Plenty of beer.

 

A calender just to double check that five years have not passed in one due to the crows feet and wrinkles you will receive.

 

I've surely missed hundreds of things out but you'll be alright ;) Its a great club with its integrity still intact and a great set of players and fans alike

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Essential survival kit:

 

You will need leather straps on your sofa to strap your arms down so you do not pull what grey hair you have left out.

 

Plenty of valium.

 

A tv protector so the remote does not shatter your tv screen as the remote will at times head that way.

 

A dart board with Phil Thompsons face on it.

 

Plenty of beer.

 

A calender just to double check that five years have not passed in one due to the crows feet and wrinkles you will receive.

 

I've surely missed hundreds of things out but you'll be alright ;) Its a great club with its integrity still intact and a great set of players and fans alike

:lol::lol::lol:

 

at least the bullseye would be big!

 

 

welcome mate you don't need approval you didnt choose you were chosen! you were drawn to supporting everton and they will stay with you for life now! :D

 

happened to me owd man he was a boro supporter til about 17 cos that is where he was from then decided he didnt wanna follow to local crowd and picked a team at random by closing his eyes and pointin at one in the table! well it happened to be everton and then i was told i could support any team i want as long as it was everton when i was 3! it's the best and worst thing ever to be an everton fan! enjoy the ride!

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Essential survival kit:

 

You will need leather straps on your sofa to strap your arms down so you do not pull what grey hair you have left out.

 

Plenty of valium.

 

A tv protector so the remote does not shatter your tv screen as the remote will at times head that way.

 

A dart board with Phil Thompsons face on it.

 

Plenty of beer.

 

A calender just to double check that five years have not passed in one due to the crows feet and wrinkles you will receive.

 

I've surely missed hundreds of things out but you'll be alright ;) Its a great club with its integrity still intact and a great set of players and fans alike

spare finger nails.

pacemaker and/or high up on the list for transplant.

patience of a saint.

forgiveness of a saint.

tolerance of a saint.

an ability to live without breathing for long periods of time.

resistance to smug kopites taking the piss and windin you up all the time

or

ability to hold back from killing smug kopites who take the piss and wind you up all the time

blue tinted glasses...

 

think thats about all i can think of for now! Welcome to.... well Hell is a little strong but you get the drift!

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spare finger nails.

pacemaker and/or high up on the list for transplant.

patience of a saint.

forgiveness of a saint.

tolerance of a saint.

an ability to live without breathing for long periods of time.

resistance to smug kopites taking the piss and windin you up all the time

or

ability to hold back from killing smug kopites who take the piss and wind you up all the time

blue tinted glasses...

 

think thats about all i can think of for now! Welcome to.... well Hell is a little strong but you get the drift!

 

 

wouldnt killing them be a service :unsure:

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wouldnt killing them be a service :unsure:

nah, most of them arent malicious with it, theyre just deluded and desperate. got a few of them for friends and family who are actually quite reasonable (as far as reasonable goes in Kopite terms) which is why you must have the ability to hold back! Plus, the non-malicious ones are always good for a laugh! Last season was the best "were going to win the league!" all year long and then for them to come so close! that was bliss....

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