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Hey whatta ya suppose they're talking about in their new secret forum. They've got four subjects and twenty-two posts already...bet they're talking about me but I'm not bovvered..am I bovvered?..NOT!!! Why does everybody talk about me behind my back..why does everybody hate me? Am I being paranoid? Do I watch too much Big Brother? I'm gonna nominate Pat and Mac for eviction this week...oh no I'm not supposed to talk about nominations :o

 

:lol::lol:

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Mike, you are a dear man with special gifts and special needs, but nominating me and Pat was callus and harsh (Pat I can understand), but I am a lovely little care bear. :D

 

Messing with the TT doorstaff can lead to some very cruel name calling - be warned.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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They have found the meaning of life - but it is a heavily guarded secret. They have become the new Knights of the Round Table defending all that is good and defeating all evil. Long live the knights Bl Blah................

 

I don’t know what there up to, I suspect have a good old chin wag about recent events.

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:lol: wat actually is that forum for?

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It's for the mods to discuss things in private away from us mere mortals...world domination, that sort of thing. Think of it as a shed where the chosen few can gather and sacrifice virgins and bite off chicken heads and have secret handshakes, bit like the freemasons only in a shed :P .

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As someone wiser than me once said Scouse...

 

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about!"

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Oscar Wilde

 

The two sheds are just mind blowing, thank you so much Mike.

 

:P:P

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Was going to tell Mikeo to clothes the shed door, but i thought he might come steaming back at me cos he's changed his Sig.  :D

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King of bad puns - knew you wouldn't let me down Licker.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Im starting to get agitated ............. :)

 

 

LATE EDIT: Feurk me I need to lay of the drugs....how I related a washing machines agitator to an iron is an obvious cry for help.... :o:blink::huh:

 

Ive Had what I belive we ( in the no) now call a ZED moment... :lol::lol::lol:

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Never mind Pat, you have now opened a new can of worms.

 

I suppose your head was in a bit of a spin, and these things tend to go in cycles. It seems to me at the time of posting you were working with only half a load.

 

Liked the Zed crack, very amusing.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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This is a delicate situation, which if handled in a cool manner could create a synthetic situation causing Zed to handwash our opinions out of control, I hope he cottons on that we are a little wooly in our thoughts. :D

 

ATB

 

Mac

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OMO God, the Tide has turned, we need to be a little less Bold in our jokes at others expense...............my condition has worsened..................I'm turning into a Fairy...............look at my TV picture, I think it must be the Ariel.

 

Check please.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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ok really we need a new punning topic

 

this is getting very dry (ok i couldn't help 1 more)

 

but everyone is coming up with same puns so

 

(in the goredie big brother voice)

 

post 57 in toffetalk forum a new topic for punning needs to be picked

 

YOU DECIDE

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Wait a minute, Motson and Lawrenceson have been reading TT and nicking our puns for the world cup final, only they're nowhere near as good at it.....

 

Motson "Makelele is like an iron, smoothing out his teams creases"

 

Lawrenceson "Yes he's never pressed is he"

 

Pathetic...must try harder :lol: !

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Wait a minute, Motson and Lawrenceson have been reading TT and nicking our puns for the world cup final, only they're nowhere near as good at it.....

 

Motson "Makelele is like an iron, smoothing out his teams creases"

 

Lawrenceson "Yes he's never pressed is he"

 

Pathetic...must try harder :lol: !

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HA HA I thought that too. Their jokes are a bit Flat

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