MikeO Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 (edited) Hey whatta ya suppose they're talking about in their new secret forum. They've got four subjects and twenty-two posts already...bet they're talking about me but I'm not bovvered..am I bovvered?..NOT!!! Why does everybody talk about me behind my back..why does everybody hate me? Am I being paranoid? Do I watch too much Big Brother? I'm gonna nominate Pat and Mac for eviction this week...oh no I'm not supposed to talk about nominations Edited June 29, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 I would tell you mikeo, I really would But I don't want to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Mike, you are a dear man with special gifts and special needs, but nominating me and Pat was callus and harsh (Pat I can understand), but I am a lovely little care bear. Messing with the TT doorstaff can lead to some very cruel name calling - be warned. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatboyquim Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 They have found the meaning of life - but it is a heavily guarded secret. They have become the new Knights of the Round Table defending all that is good and defeating all evil. Long live the knights Bl Blah................ I don’t know what there up to, I suspect have a good old chin wag about recent events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Mikeo surely you release it is not just behind your back we speak of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Mikeo surely you release it is not just behind your back we speak of you! 34415[/snapback] As someone wiser than me once said Scouse... "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 wat actually is that forum for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 (edited) wat actually is that forum for? 34446[/snapback] It's for the mods to discuss things in private away from us mere mortals...world domination, that sort of thing. Think of it as a shed where the chosen few can gather and sacrifice virgins and bite off chicken heads and have secret handshakes, bit like the freemasons only in a shed . Edited June 29, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Secret handshakes no way im jealious gotta got me mod knighted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 As someone wiser than me once said Scouse... "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about!" 34420[/snapback] Oscar Wilde The two sheds are just mind blowing, thank you so much Mike. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Oscar Wilde The two sheds are just mind blowing, thank you so much Mike. ATB Mac 34713[/snapback] i prefere Jean Wilde i'm not deaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 i prefere Jean Wilde i'm not deaf 34728[/snapback] Who said that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 i almost answered that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 i almost answered that! 34741[/snapback] Answered what.............. You all worry me so much. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 i hope your bein sarcastic mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 i hope your bein sarcastic mac 34819[/snapback] Me?, sarcastic, where did you get such an idea. And I still worry about you all. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Me?, sarcastic, where did you get such an idea. 34901[/snapback] ...the very idea eh Mac. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit...what we're talking here is irony, which is another thing altogether . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 whats ironing got to do with the subject? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 whats ironing got to do with the subject? 35426[/snapback] ................. Ha Ha that creased me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 ................. Ha Ha that creased me up. 35428[/snapback] That just board me. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 i almost fell FLAT on my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 I refuse to join in this silliness. I have more pressing things to do ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 (edited) It gets to you in the HEAT of the moment. PS..... why is your shed door open. ?? Edited July 3, 2006 by toffeelicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 This isnt good reading after a few beers im steaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 (edited) I give up, cant think of any more. Edited July 3, 2006 by toffeelicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 So Licker, you've folded. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 (edited) Was going to tell Mikeo to clothes the shed door, but i thought he might come steaming back at me cos he's changed his Sig. Edited July 4, 2006 by toffeelicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Was going to tell Mikeo to clothes the shed door, but i thought he might come steaming back at me cos he's changed his Sig. 35637[/snapback] King of bad puns - knew you wouldn't let me down Licker. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 (edited) Im starting to get agitated ............. LATE EDIT: Feurk me I need to lay of the drugs....how I related a washing machines agitator to an iron is an obvious cry for help.... Ive Had what I belive we ( in the no) now call a ZED moment... Edited July 5, 2006 by PatV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Never mind Pat, you have now opened a new can of worms. I suppose your head was in a bit of a spin, and these things tend to go in cycles. It seems to me at the time of posting you were working with only half a load. Liked the Zed crack, very amusing. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Wondered if Zed may bite?...Uno after being Hung out to Dry n All This has to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 (edited) You really shouldn't put him through the mangle like that. Just thought I'd (hot)point out my opinion . Edited July 6, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Nice one Mike & here I am trying to throw Cold water on the situation.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 This is a delicate situation, which if handled in a cool manner could create a synthetic situation causing Zed to handwash our opinions out of control, I hope he cottons on that we are a little wooly in our thoughts. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 DAZ is not funny you lot. Im off for a SURF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 OMO God, the Tide has turned, we need to be a little less Bold in our jokes at others expense...............my condition has worsened..................I'm turning into a Fairy...............look at my TV picture, I think it must be the Ariel. Check please. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Im confused!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Im confused!! 36281[/snapback] Don't worry Claire, Mac's just strayed out of his comfort zone but he'll bounce back ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 What up Claire, dont you get his Dreft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 its ok claire dont get your head in a spin they are just ringing out some really bad puns they may need to hose each other down to get rid of the nasty stains on there reputations after some of those puns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 My reputation is whiter than white, it's just these stubborn shame stains I have problems with. I will personally stake this one reputation against any two of a leading competitor ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Cant believe you lot are still at it Keep 'em comming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 I honestly don't think we can.....................I feel we are tumbling out of control, we have to drum up some self-restraint. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 well we aren't looking in great conditioner are we we are scraping the bottle of the drum now i dont think we are going to get over this but we will try and (lime)scale over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 im sure we can bounce right back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 i'm dryed out of puns now think we need a new topic to pun about as this has shrunk to an all time low not that i want to deter(gent) anyone from carrying on but this is getting a bit long in the sleeve for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Hasn't it been great drying weather today, the sun's been blazan..ussi what I mean ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Hasn't it been great drying weather today, the sun's been blazan..ussi what I mean ? 36593[/snapback] That was very nearly genius Mike, nearly. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 that would be the daewoo when mikeo becomes a genius only joking mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 I give me great Comfort that this thread is still going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 dont be DAZzled by everyone carrying this on it doesn't take much when the wool is pulled over your eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 im washed out reading this it has my head in a spin........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 I feel like im spin cycling reading this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Guys I think our reputation is starting to SHRINK posting on this threat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Im feeling washed out from all this talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 (edited) Imagine someone was having a SURF of the net and came accross this!! our reputation would surly be STAINED and im sure they would soon VANISH off the site Edited July 8, 2006 by scouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 (edited) ok really we need a new punning topic this is getting very dry (ok i couldn't help 1 more) but everyone is coming up with same puns so (in the goredie big brother voice) post 57 in toffetalk forum a new topic for punning needs to be picked YOU DECIDE Edited July 9, 2006 by john_webby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Wait a minute, Motson and Lawrenceson have been reading TT and nicking our puns for the world cup final, only they're nowhere near as good at it..... Motson "Makelele is like an iron, smoothing out his teams creases" Lawrenceson "Yes he's never pressed is he" Pathetic...must try harder ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Wait a minute, Motson and Lawrenceson have been reading TT and nicking our puns for the world cup final, only they're nowhere near as good at it..... Motson "Makelele is like an iron, smoothing out his teams creases" Lawrenceson "Yes he's never pressed is he" Pathetic...must try harder ! 37215[/snapback] HA HA I thought that too. Their jokes are a bit Flat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tara Mac Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Boys this one has been done, move on, full steam ahead. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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