Claire Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Chat up line lesson 372. Never, under any circumstances, use the following line..we shall role play this for the sake of authenticity... Mark..."Hey Claire, I dreamt about you last night! Claire..."Did you?" Mark..."No...you wouldn't let me " This technique often results in a painful blow to the cheek...and also the ego . 38297[/snapback] that would make me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 that would make me laugh! 38300[/snapback] Youd be the one dreaming then if you think that could happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 that would make me laugh! 38300[/snapback] Thank God for that..it's my best one...just never had the opportunity to use it . Mark it's Role Play..you know..pretend!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 I had one well fucked up dream last night. I was in the back of this car and id been taken by this mad man who driving, and somehow i managed to make give me his knife by telling him i just wanted it but not to do anything with it, he eventually gave me it and then I bided my time and then I worked up the balls to slash his throat and run like hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 I had one well fucked up dream last night. I was in the back of this car and id been taken by this mad man who driving, and somehow i managed to make give me his knife by telling him i just wanted it but not to do anything with it, he eventually gave me it and then I bided my time and then I worked up the balls to slash his throat and run like hell 39695[/snapback] sounds fucked up i dreamt i was on a bike thats it, nowt else just me riding a bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 i had a dream where we signed andy Johnson and a top class centre back not to mention a good goalie on a season long loan. hang on a sec............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 i had a dream where we signed andy Johnson and a top class centre back not to mention a good goalie on a season long loan.hang on a sec............ 39716[/snapback] dream come true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 I hope mine doesnt come true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 well i had one this morning. and atm it certainly is coming true. but im not doing anything too drastic atm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Whats the dream thats coming true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 erm i dont wish to say until summit happens. all im saying is it includes a lass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Well get in there mate, well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 well lets not speak too soon but im a bit happy atm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 (edited) Thats called a Wet Dream. Did you wake up with a little stiffie and a damp patch. Edited July 19, 2006 by toffeelicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 nope it wasnt a sexual thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 my dream was that i came a famous DJ in the pleasure rooms alongside chris henry and ian redman , good luck with ya dream bluenose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 my dream was that i came a famous DJ in the pleasure rooms alongside chris henry and ian redman , good luck with ya dream bluenose 39855[/snapback] I was mates with Ian Redman when we were teenagers, remember taking my lil sis the Aquarium just after ultra beat released pretty green eys and i dragged him out the DJ box to have pics with my sister and all her mates. He looked well pissed off but he's a good lad so he did it for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 I was mates with Ian Redman when we were teenagers, remember taking my lil sis the Aquarium just after ultra beat released pretty green eys and i dragged him out the DJ box to have pics with my sister and all her mates. He looked well pissed off but he's a good lad so he did it for me 39860[/snapback] belta dj ian redman as is chris henry like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 god women (no offense to the lasses on here) the lass has been leading me on all this time. she said that she liked me and all that shit then i realised when i met her last night it was a fuckin gag by her mates. im really embarressed and a bit upset this morning so forgive me if i take it out on anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Women are bitches mate, you should play them at their own game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Were not all bad I promise! Id never do that to a lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 I dont play "the game" you just take me as i am and if i find out a girl is scheming she's out the door faster than BT with a free dinner ticket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 well i was only there for 5 mins. and that 5 mins was finding out what happened. then i jus stormed off and went home. and claire i know your not all like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Thats a nightmare Bluenose, similar to the problem that i had the other week. Lases and playin around with ya, nothin worse. I woke up this mornin covered in sweat cos of this dream i had bout my ex. Yesturday i was out and about and my mates just pulled up outside her house and she hoped rite in the car!! Im sure there are unwritten rules about that sort of thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Im having my own women problems at the moment, its not good when its an ex and im seeing someone new. I wish she'd leave me alone tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Couldnt agree more there mark. Ive totally decided to wash my hands of her now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 She phoned me last night and it was all going well and then she says those three little words you really dont want to hear when your with someone new, i went so quiet i think i may have stopped breathing lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 This may sound a little cheesy, but I am so deeply in love I can't remember what it's like to be messed around. I have found a real diamond, and every single day of my life I thank God for my Tara. Sickbags are available on the way out. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Good for you Mac, thats not said in a sarcastic way either i mean it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Yeh totally! If anythin I envy you Mac. Although Im not fancyin mariage yeht though lol Ill settle for someone who wants to be with me rather than arses around with this "just good friends" shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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