MikeO

No ugly team is complete without the hideous Rio...

Very good point, only don't point it out to DM or he'll probably put in a bid to bring Campbell back!!!

... good enough for me...

...but then who would dub the 'Licker? "Arise Sir...for suffering above and beyond the call of duty"

Clever stuff Licker....smugly got the first one correct then a struggle. The adding one is particularly fiendish

I've put this in "Off topic " because it has nothing to do with football.... Liverpool chief executive Rick Parry has criticised the omission of the club from the sporting New Year Honours. Parry labelled the decision "little short of staggering" after Liverpool came from 3-0 down to beat AC Milan in the final of the Champions League. "The decision to overlook key Liverpool players despite our magnificent achievement was frustrating," Parry told Liverpool's official magazine. "What do you have to do to be recognised by the powers-that-be?" The England cricket team's Ashes success resulted in captain Michael Vaughan becoming an OBE while the rest of the side were appointed MBEs, including Paul Collingwood, who only appeared in the final Test. "The achievements of the legendary Bob Paisley were never truly recognised" Rick Parry Parry added: "I don't want to take anything away from the England cricketers and their wonderful Ashes success against Australia. "But the fact that the inspirational efforts of Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher in helping us win the Champions League were effectively dismissed is little short of staggering." The Liverpool chief executive said this was the second time the club had been snubbed after winning a European trophy. "Of course, we have been here before," he said. "The achievements of the legendary Bob Paisley, the most successful English club manager of all time and three-times European Cup winner, were never truly recognised. "My own bemusement now comes full circle to encompass the failure to recognise the achievements of the Anfield boys of 2005." What a prick. For a start the majority of the team are not British (or Commonwealth) subjects...and to compare the achievement of a club side in a club competition against the England cricket team is absurd. "I don't want to take anything away from the England cricketers and their wonderful Ashes success against Australia. " he says...then follows it with a ..."But..." What a pathetic, childish idiot. Perhaps he should try holding his breath until he gets his way.

Three that I have to do before I die, though what incarnation of Finn brothers is hard to predict...

Now that's funny!

No problem with jokes....as in. One female suicide bomber says to another... "Does my bomb look big in this" ..but the second post in particular contained no jokes at all..just anti Palestinian and Arab rant. Thanks for taking it off.

But will Sourpuss be manager long enough to sign anyone?

Agreed. Obviously Reg didn't come up with that himself, copied it from another site and he probably doesn't realise how offensive it is.

Dubious about Anelka frankly but may turn out to be an inspired move. No doubt he has talent and he can sulk all he likes if he scores twenty goals a season! (Big Nev sulked constantly and he was er...ok )

No question...get them out of the way early, take out Arse, manure and Rs in the next three rounds then a nice relaxing final against Nuneaton!!

Iain Turner is twenty-two..been on loan to get experience. The legend that is Neville Southall was twenty-three when he became first choice having, I'm sure I don't need to tell anyone here, been hod carrying two years prevously after being rejected at trial by Crewe and Bolton. He went on loan to Port Vale (I think) but the rest (apologies for the cliche) is history. Gotta be time to give Turner his chance, I really don't think a new keeper is needed.

Think Reg has been out shopping again...

"Magnificent cup tie" according to 5live. Not a bad result..any Championship side away is tough in the cup, take them out at Goodison. Now, all together now... Come on Luton..

Done..go Ossie 1-1

Couldn't agree more!!

I've just been told by my doctor not to use my right hand on the mouse for a while because of repetitive strain injury in my wrist (cue mastubation jokes , though think I've heard them all in the last twenty four hours ) so trying to do the games southpaw which ain't easy!

Wish Manure would get this deal over with, every time I look at something with his name on Everton catches my eye and I think it's about us...beginning to piss me off!!

Beatles without question. I've seen Macca play a lot of Beatles stuff which was awesome and seen George Harrison play with Eric Clapton but not the same. Another one would be Free, Paul Kossof was a massive talent (saw the band he formed after Free split "Back Street Crawler" just after he died), and the Doors is another.

Too many to remember over thirty odd years starting with.. Dr Feelgood and Slade in the mid seventies ..some of the highlights.. Eric Clapton Muddy Waters Elton John Black Sabbath Neil Young Peter Frampton Thin Lizzy Paul McCartney Billy Bragg Chris Rea John Martyn Queen Mike Oldfield and Live Aid in 1985

Based only on what I've experienced Ajax in the early 70's. Lucky enough to see England play the legendary Dutch team at Wembley and as I recall that was largely the Ajax team. Best 0-0 I ever saw . (Bobby Charlton actually put the ball in the net but between it leaving his foot and hitting the net the ref blew for full time (probably Collinas dad ))