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I prefer breasticles

"Pickford does appear destined for a stage like Old Trafford." or yano, Bramley-Moore? I get where they are coming from but stuff like that pisses me off, its the "plucky Everton" mantra all over that. Its never "X could push Everton on to becoming a permanent top 6 team" its always "X is going to leave for a bigger stage."

Subject to contracts, I've just bought my first home!

Everton 4 - Cardiff 0 Richarlison

Yeah we agreed to give him a payout, the only clubs that didn't was Huddersfield, Wolves, Leicester, Burnley and Crystal Palace. Shithouses the other 15 clubs in the prem.

Great start to his "quiet life" when his missus has been outted as a massive homophobe!

5 have gone so far, looking more and more likely that we will have a new PM soon, probably the buffoon Boris

As good as Keane has been it might be worth while giving Mina and Zouma a start together against a poorer opposition to see how they can play together. I like the sound of Walcott up top against them, this is the sort of game where we need to get round the back and he can do that.

rename this website ToffeeWools. its a barm you bad bunch of wools!

Ranieri the new Fulham manager

Strengths: Always seems to be in Everton gear, pictured at a petrol station - Everton gear. Picture uploaded to instagram of him in his kitchen? Everton gear. Im not convinced he owns any other clothing items except for ones with the Everton badge on...

"He's Brazilian, he only cost 50 million, and we think he's fucking brilliant, Richarlison" to the tune of She's Electric. He's posted a video on his instagram of the away blues singing this, he proper loves it.

doesn't matter how bad his competition for his place was, he was their number 1 and played a role against the best in the world to get them to the final.

Did himself proud in that fight, I didn't have him ahead before the knockout though, though he won the first couple of rounds but then the class showed. Eddie Hearn confirmed on Instagram that Bellew was checked by the doctor and was cleared after the KO but he was defo concussed as he kept repeating himself and kissing Usyk, probably landed more kisses than punches! Bellew was on Talksport before and said he's done, Tony Bellew was his boxing persona who is now dead, he is Antony Bellew and wants to live a quiet life. I am hoping he pops up on PPV's doing commentary etc as he is very, very good at that too.

He won MOTM, thought he played well, was a little shakey but could be due to being his first start.

you don't get to play in a world cup final if that is true.

Back in the England squad

I must be daft or something because I just don't see "best midfielder we have" or "would work well in our team" at all. Marco must be daft too because he gave him the chance in pre season and look where he is now. Championship / lower prem is his level, Everton aren't.

I'm a big Bellew fan but Usyk schooled Klitscko in sparring when he was training for the Fury fight, for me its going to be one sided and Bellew is going to be schooled. Hope I'm wrong!

legally cover their backs I suppose.

His buy out is apparently 80m Euros. Brands has said we couldn't afford what Barca wanted for a full transfer. They most likely wanted upwards of £40m easily. We'll struggle to sign him at £20m mark the way he's playing recently.

Outside the UK its on youtube.

You two are beyond fucking boring now.

He's had a good start to the season, he has rarely lost an aerial challenge over the last few weeks (could be longer, I've only noticed over the last few home games) and seems a lot more settled on the ball, he has stopped trying those silly flicks forward and plays a nice simple passes. Glad he is proving a lot of people wrong (including me)

Salah just got "Jammed" (Parks and Rec fans will get the joke)