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Hmmmm, wonder how well it will go down if I keep sneaking off into the other bar during my wedding reception!

Gone for 8th but would love to be proved massively wrong if we finish higher!

Nail-on-head!

They are in the final today @ 4pm

No worries mate, but I might drop similar bollocks in the near future until I have "caught up" with all that has gone on

Sorry old boy, been away for months and hadn't read everything that had been posted in the meantime!

There was another amusing (or not) thing in that article Louis - http://evertontime.com/

In football terms? There can be only one!

Haha, me likey this

Jeez Mark, I am (as most people probably are) frustrated as hell with our inability to compete in the transfer market with anything but loaners, but I haven't got that bad!

Long story, short version............. back problem got very bad, off work for many months. Okay now after hospital treatment a few weeks ago. Meantime been made redundant However the (meagre) redundancy payout has enabled me to finally tie the knot with my partner of many years (5th August!) so she is happy! The downside of that being I will miss the first 2 games of the season (unless they are on telly in Cyprus )

Hi guys, been a while, but now the new season is almost upon us I thought it was time to resurface!

Only applies to those who live within an hours drive of GP but some of you might be interested...... http://www.evertonfc.com/make-a-difference

He did pretty well going forward, but as previously mentioned, Cleverley was giving him a hard time in the first half, I was quite relieved to see him subbed.(duncanmckezieismagic - commentators said it was for a rib injury) I went with Coleman myself.

Made me chuckle Jaime, but I agree all the same.

I'm inclined to agree with this, we are going to lose Tim for a while shortly anyway so DM needs to look at possible options now against (on paper) weaker opposition. If it's not working out too well he can always change things with Tim/Ossie on the bench.

I hope it's true too Mark, he'a been a total waste of space ever since he was handed his contract. Injury is probably the only way that DM would leave the useless twat out

Baines.

Aussies all out for 245.

Sad to say, but I honestly can't see anything beyond a Chelski win here, I hope to be proven wrong however!

Anyone got any bandages for my wrists? That was truly truly dire.............................. oh, and not an excuse but the ref was shite too

If we don't perform against this lot then I can see the samaritans phone line just giving out engaged tones...........

This, without any argument.............

His second one Mark, I know you are of the RL persuasion but it's still worth a watch, not just for his run but everything that happened leading up to it.

I know that there are not many followers of RU here, but for an hour at least England were pretty awesome yesterday. Loved this breakaway try......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6W0IqUcL60