Paddock

The Nigerian government has sent Everton an email telling us the King of the FooFoo region  of Nigeria wants to give us the money to fund the stadium, as a sweetner they’ve included Henry in their squad- they pray we send our banknaccount details with haste. Good job Elstones been fucked off eh.

5 minutes ago, Romey 1878 said:

Paul posted it one previous page (the last post on that page). You posted it on this page (20), so I felt it could be deleted.

No worries. 

It just hasn’t worked out for him and he’s on huge wages. Worse of all is he doesn’t even look arsed in the slightest.

1 minute ago, Matt said:

Or maybe he went to visit him at the hospital. Or maybe, or maybe... 

There's absolutely nothing to read into this unless you like conspiracy theories  

It’s got nothing to do with Keane- he’s not posted a single thing about any of our games yet posts that. I’m not offended in the slightest by it but he knows that will have fans up in arms over it- sulking about, being left out the squad because of his attitude and posting Leipzig videos? Come on Matt- he is deliberately trying to inflame  an already volatile situation.

Strange, when I posted- my post was right after the post about us needing him and had been embedded.

How come my post was deleted from this thread??

Fact is he’s not posted a single thing on social media about the team paying his wages who took a chance on him plucking him from relative obscurity but posts a Leipzig video on his instagram knowing there’s a tug of war for him. He knows it’ll alienate the fans and imo is deliberately trying to do so. I hope he gets lobbed in the rezzies.

On 25/08/2018 at 14:26, StevO said:

Don’t think I ever saw Ashley Williams with extensions. 

I wouldn’t want to watch any highlights of him in an Everton shirt either.

Walcott

Glad the lads ok.

3 minutes ago, patto said:

I agree over zonal marking we can't do it but Marco is a level above Martinez. 

I’m talking about he’ll be ran out the club because everyones fed up losing 2 and 3 goal leads or losing 4-3. 

4 minutes ago, Bailey said:

Its not going too well is it. I also don't like how there is no-one picking up the second ball like we saw today. If attackers are running it and the defender is standing still they will always get to the second ball quicker. I just don't see the benefit of it of the system and I would much prefer to see a mix of zonal and man marking.

Nope- 5 goals against Wolves, Soton and Bournemouth- Ings never had a player withing 5 yards of him last week when he scored inside our 6 yard box, their 2nd today was equally as soft. You don’t win the initial header from a corner or free kick you’re fucked. Think that’s what he wants Mina for but I hate zonal marking.

If he doesn’t fuck that zonal marking off he will go exactly the same way as Martinez. 

Just now, Romey 1878 said:

Don’t even know why you’re asking this. 

It was tongue in cheek. He’s clearly injured but clearly hasn’t broken his ankle. I’ll go with the story it’s a foot injury and hopes he’s back soon.

Fucks sake- is he injured or not. 

hopefully there’s an option to buy

So is he injured or not

It’s apparently his foot- it’s doing yhe rounds on Twitter- scan today apparently estimated 3 months out but nothing official

40 minutes ago, hafnia said:

When was this Pad? I'd heard a while back that he had done this to some effect.

Apparently after the Soton game Schneiderlin, Richarlson, Holgate and Tosun stopped and signed every single fans request and posed for photos- Lookman walked out with his headphones on looking at his phone and just walked past. Loads of different ccounts tweeting it. If it’s true then he needs lobbing in the U23s for the whole season.

The jumped up little prick is doing my head in- walking past kids refusing to sign autographs, sulking like a petulant child.

Personally I’d lob him in the rezzies for 12 months.

2 hours ago, Newty82 said:

He does say in his recent interviews that there was a price we wanted to pay for Mina and we didn't want to go above it, so took a risk and held out.

And I'm sure he says Barcelona only wanted to sell Gomes, the transfer would be too expensive so he held out for a loan.

Thing with these interviews, annoyingly, is you have to read several sources to get the full interview. Each source seems to just cherry pick different quotes etc.

Ah ok- I listened to that 3 times thinking I kept missing it

11 hours ago, Finn balor said:

the pleasing thing is brands has connections to the top teams and will continue to do so. It’s also pleasing to hear Gomes was out of our price range on a permanent deal, and we had a budget on Mina that we never budged on 

Where did he say Gomez was out of our price range and we had a budget on Mina Finn?

26 minutes ago, hafnia said:

I would like to think we will have too much for Southampton without relying on new defence. 

Holgate is a decent player - far better than Williams and more mobile than Jags. 

You still never answered my question though. Do you know if he’s training with us yet?

Is he training with the squad now- There are videos of Zouma and Bernard and Gomez is injured but nothing on Mina.

I think it’ll be Holgate and Keane Saturday.

2 hours ago, John Burns said:

You keep mentioning trains. You have thing about trains. Chuffing Billy for you:

I prefer motor yachts myself, and owners of EFC who own them as well.  But we don't have one.  I wonder why.

 

 

Because you’re not a successful business man and billionaire. I suppose that’s Evertons fault also.