Zoo 2.0

Yeah he's signed a 7 months managerial contract, with a two-year DOF role at the end of the season.

One of the strangest goals ever seen, Arsenal take the lead with David De Gea injured on the goal line.

1 win in 10. Despite the obvious problems at the club, any manager should be doing better than the current run of form. At the moment we're nailed on for a relegation scrap (which I don't think we would survive) which is way below what this squad is capable of. I've said it many times, Benitez isn't the biggest problem but he's a massive one and should have ideally IMO left a few weeks ago. Sacking him in the morning would make me feel a lot better, especially as I'm sitting in the ground (bar tonight) putting up with this shit football and toxicity.

To be honest I didn't include her in my other posts about the board and I'll be honest I'll admit I'm probably wrong to include her above - it just pissed me off how when we went 4-1 down the camera cut to the four of them (Brands, Moshiri, DBB and Kenwright) and she's there with a grin. Anyone associated with the club in a position like that should be absolutely embarrassed - perhaps not due to being at fault, but for being associated with such clampets.

Tosun on with 6 minutes to go .

Shouldn't have been anywhere near the club in the first place and shouldn't be anywhere near the club now. Sadly, neither should the likes of Moshiri, DBB and Brands but they'll be clocking in tomorrow morning as normal.

Lovely little chuckle from Denise as we go 4-1 down. Liverpool fans singing about Rafa too, wonderful. Boss how we've got a board that care isn't it.

Stuff being thrown on the pitch and police at the Gwladys Street?

"The year was 2021, we were just losing hope when Sir Fabien Delph came off the bench with 15 minutes to go..."

I love Seamus Coleman, like I really do but he's done at this level. That's a catastrophic error. Edit: Bit wank from Pickford too to be fair, seen faster snails than that shot from Salah.

Feels like Christmas has come early, a goal in the derby and now Rondon's injured.

He's gone a bit shit in all honesty, he's just half decent at set pieces and has the potential due to his age to still be quality. There's a reason he didn't get anywhere near the England squad (regardless of the knock he picked up).

Ahhh, yeah bit cringe to be honest. Just makes us look proper smalltime.

Bump.

Didn't see that, what happened?

Fans already leaving, can't blame them. I'm a season ticket holder and swerved going tonight, it's everything I expected so far and I think it'll get really toxic (more than it is already that is). Wouldn't put it past fans on the pitch and a bit of trouble (obviously I don't condone it, I just think this will be the most poisonous managerial tenure I've seen).

National Holiday declared by Queen Elizabeth as Saloman Rondon manages wins a fucking header.

RIP Ava White.

Great finish from Henderson that, fair play. Unbelievable that Liverpool could basically move the ball about in-between reading the paper and having a coffee. Numb to the anger though - is what it is.

Outstanding save from Pickford that to be fair, but utterly shite defending to allow Salah to shoot, basically unmarked from inside the box.

Fuming that we didn't just forfeit the game as it'd keep the score to just 0-3.

Pickford having a good chuckle at being a shite goalkeeper the absolute fucking rocket.

Amazon Prime added to the list of people that absolutely hate us. "This could be a demolition derby" and "Liverpool's glory only amplify Everton's shortcomings" already wheeled out by the commentary team and we've not even kicked off .

Klopp having a massive cry in his pre-match press conference. Naughty Everton overstepping the mark, hopefully the referee will enforce a 2m barrier between blue shirts and VVD to ensure that there's no repeat of last year.