Zoo 2.0

That's bizarre; Holgate forces Lascelles into an own goal to make it 1-0, then a minute later Lascelles forces Holgate into an own goal to make it 1-1. Everton vs. Newcastle is just a bit mental isn't it.

Gordon is playing brilliantly, such a bright spark. Mina down again isn't great, becoming a massive sick note unfortunately .

David Moyes can fuck off too, basically condoning it by doing the square root of fuck all about it. The internal investigation will no doubt be a "don't get it caught on camera next time you tit" and away you go. Would be absolutely livid if it were an Everton player.

Another gobshite that shouldn't be allowed back on a football pitch, will sadly not get as much punishment as others in the public eye as it's not a human, but I'd be absolutely made up if he lost his career tomorrow. Absolute cunt of the highest order and Deserves everything that comes his way, would be knocking bells out of him if I played for West Ham at training tomorrow.

I think she's one of the better pundits to be honest, just not sure after so long out of the game she'd be able to give us what we need going forward. .

Forest 3-0 up to Leicester inside 30 minutes and the latter are being played off the park. Electric atmosphere as it's a cup giant-killing and a local derby. Great game to watch to be honest, and a great game to get lost in the magic of, for the next 60 minutes or so I'm firmly a Nottingham Forest fan.

We'll play the winner of AFC Bournemouth and Boreham Wood.

Unless you were born on Goodison Road, grew up with a bottle formula that was mixed in with Everton mints and have the middle name of either "Duncan", "Kendall" or "Nyarko" you aren't a true fan IMO and shouldn't be allowed on this forum.

I see I've found your Twitter profile!

This just highlights the clusterfuck that was the previous manager, Lampard is everything this club should aspire to and more. From easily the worst team in the league (IMO) to being 4-1 up against Premier League opposition, with their goal being a penalty. We've looked brilliant all afternoon, absolutely fantastic. Play like this every week and those relegations fears are but distant memories.

Just hope we get through the window without re-signing Ross Barkley.

Riquelme?

I think Ferguson will go, he's had two opportunities to be the head coach and has been overlooked both times, probably due to the inexperience that he has at the top level. If he goes to Sunderland and gets them firing, he has a much better CV to come back to us with.

Bill is currently doing his medical via Teams.

Gueye coming back would be brilliant, we've missed him since he boarded the plane to Paris. Obviously we couldn't stand in his way, but what a player. Just a shame that there's a few on here with a weird agenda against him, so will probably cause a keyboard or two to get hammered when he signs.

Romano has done another tweet, a here-we-go. Done deal.

What ?!

Amuses me how people give grief to Tosun as if they wouldn't do the exact same in his position.

You serious? Just spent the past hour updating my CV !

Maybe 100? Not a lot at all to be honest although you could hear them from the concourse. I think if the protests continue they will only grow in number. There was a plane flying over the ground against Bill Kenwright too, but they're pointless in my opinion - been done to death.

A better performance than we would have put in under Benitez, but still nowhere near the level of the Premier League. We never looked like scoring, and as a result only one goal is enough to take the win against us. People are starting to realise that we are in massive trouble. We are in deep, deep shit.