Ian C

I know it's only pre-season, but I'm just in a really good mood right now.

Na na na na na na na na na na

That's three fucking times now, just doesn't know when to fucking stop ?

 

No I don't know any Blackburn Rovers players, I don't see what they get up to, wasn't aware they were playing us in a friendly game, I have a life outside of fucking soccer, or meaningless friendlies, would rather focus on when the real work starts in the EPL in a month or two, may have missed one or two said pre-season games. Blow your 'insight' out your fucking ass. I'm not going to be so pleasant about this next time.

You are so utterly entertaining. Please never, ever change.

I really don't see how this is indicative of the club being poorly run.

I think it's an indication that retail staff don't work well late at night or early in the morning. Any, absolutely any, comment that implies otherwise is taking the absolute piss.

Feeling old too?

Oh god, the Alan Smith rumours ;_;

I had almost forgotten them....

Will this thread ever just die?

Jaysus, there's a blast from the past!

Alot of people were baulking at us for paying £5m for a 29 year old, the same people want another team to pay £20m for a 28 year old, 29 in december.

 

Anything over £12m and we should snap their hand off, i think Oviedo is going to be a reasonable replacement anyway. Then Garbutt can be brought along on the bench.

12m? lol.

 

Rounds Bluetooth device and inclusive minutes will save us the loan fee for Moses itself.

dying

WHAT IS GOING ON I CAN'T HANDLE THIS, THIS ISN'T EVERTON.

someone hold me

This is a very, very good signing. Glad to see we've solved the problem at GK with something other than a stop-gap B-rated player. Really looked a player for Wigan, great potential.

Deal done.

https://twitter.com/Everton/status/354223969718648832

has anyone heard anything on this move yet?

 

Seems to have gone real quiet after his supposed medical. wish we could just get it done and move onto our next target.

Going to presume that it's basically done and they'll announce it tomorrow.

Wigan have agreed a fee with Norwich for Grant Holt, medical tomorrow.

Must be a sign the Kone deal is done?

https://twitter.com/LukeReddy/status/353901935033720832

But theres 100 or more links to the mirror, is there really THAT much difference? Even the Star gets a few links on here. If we start selecting newspapers by their credibility there will be little left to post on here.

Its not like I have made a stand here one way or the other regarding the source or the actual 'news'. Its an article about an Everton player so I posted it in an Everton forum.

 

If the Sun had a massive article on Honda coming to Everton and I posted it in the Honda thread, would you have had the same reaction?

Yes, yes I would.

Supporting that rag by providing ad revenue is something no Everton fan should do.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4990139/Sylvain-Distin-says-hes-milkman-to-cheat-on-partner.html

Can we not link that rag here, please?

Thanks guys I think I just need one of those new fangled computer repair tools. (When I was a kid we called them sledge hammers)

That's what software engineers call them too

Yeezus - Kanye West

Cold Spring Fault Less Youth - Mount Kimbie

Off to see The xx, Mount Kimbie and Jagwar Ma in a week or two too \o/

Ian is making me jealous, he's posting pictures from the exhibition in Belfast on Twitter.

xoxo

I'd be happy with any of the 4 names being mentioned right now, though Pereira and Rangnick would be my first choices.<br /><br />Very impressed with how Kenwright has gone about this, everything done the right way, openly and honestly.

Same. Someone just get it over with pls.

Really looking forward to this - hope it's a good game.

Impressed by the mosaic on the kop. Great gesture.

JFT96.

I've never seen this program and even the title made me slightly angry but it's been impossible to avoid any information given away at some stage or another. I think I have a good understanding of what occurs and the scenarios, sex and violence is all very well, but I prefer one thing at a time. This isn't even on terrestrial television ? and saw it on Sky listings, but we can't get the channel in question. It really is no great loss I think.

You are a strange, strange man.