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On 14/10/2018 at 03:29, rubecula said:
speculation is fine but do not get carried away, to me he is already irrelevant , he no longer plays for us and probably never will again unlike Wayne Rooney did.
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I agree but I ban not laugh at that useless bitch
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WET SPAM 3 -0 EVERTON
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WTF????
I Stoll have not got a clue quite what happened
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21 minutes ago, MikeO said:
Went absolutely mental on the 'web that, the forum he posted it on was absolutely flooded with people from other clubs patting the guy on the back, very funny.
I am not surprised lol
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1 hour ago, Bill said:
Thats a bit tame compared to this one Rubes, you and a few long standing members may have seen this before but for any new members, although it a long one its well worth a read.
When Poojah a Grimsby Town fan, could no longer contain his anger at the team's poor performance he decided to write his feelings in an open letter and post it online.
Best moment: "Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket"
I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.
In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and w**king furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.
I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little arsewipes sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely f**k all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.
You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.
I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.
I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.
In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.
Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.
So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate b**tards; leave this club now and don’t you f**king dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrotum, so frankly you can just all f**k off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.
I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.
Yours sincerely, A very disillusioned Mariner
kinell that had me crying with laughter,
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everton 1 Chelsea 3
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30 minutes ago, MikeO said:
On another note, the amount of members playing with their mobiles is a disgrace whatever they're doing, future of the country at stake and half of them are on whatssap or whatever.
fully agree mike they need a bloody good clearout imo
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On 11/03/2019 at 21:56, barryj said:
An open letter to Marco Silva following Everton’s collapse at Newcastle United
Royal Blue Merseya bit brutal imho.
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41 minutes ago, Chach said:
"battery is classified as the application of unlawful force"
My main issue was the assumption that the BBC were playing it down. It was a non event and the fact Jez probably took it in his stride and played it down himself fed into that narrative.
If it was Mo Salah the guy would probably be up on attempted murder charges.
or willful damage to a boot with his groin?
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no idea who will turn up to play aganst Newcastle so as I am the eternal pessimist these days I suspect ir will be
Newcastle 2 - 0 Everton
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12 minutes ago, Matt said:
Give me a laptop...
I will SELL you one
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I am happy to see that we all watched the same game but we had so much choice in man of the match it helps to see we tried.
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10 hours ago, MikeO said:
Tricky this, I got 16 but a fair few were educated guesses...
I enjoyed that Mike thanks
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just watching the telly and Paul Merson just said "why didn't Evertpn go for Rogers as manager? I know he is ex Liverpool, byt wake up and smell the coffee."
I know just like any pundit he is paid for his opinion but I really wish he would keep his nose out of what we do.
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12 hours ago, Matt said:
Why? Works very well here in Switzerland and actually represents everyone, not just the supporters of one side:
not sure I would want to live under swiss laws though Matt.
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13 hours ago, MikeO said:
And (believe it or not, where does the time go) today is the five year anniversary of my last treatment, which means I'm all clear. I still have one final check to come in May but it's just a formality, five years is the magic number so I'll be around for a while yet. Sorry.
well done Mike I am really chuffed to bits for you …..
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everton 0 - 5 redshite
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Dominic Calvert-Lewin
in General Everton Discussion
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wish he still played for us in his prime he was a good target man.