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Hello Rachel, just ignore the rifraf, they are all excited. A bit like a group of puppies. A smack with a hammer usually calms them down and stops them from peeing all over the place. MikeO is the worst, poor lad is incontinent.
 
Welcome to our little madhouse Rachel and I hope you enjoy your stay.

Swine

1, no action. It is something they must live with. It wasn't deliberate.
2. No action, how a club runs itself is no concern of yours. If the ne man is banned for some reason, then you can ask for him to be taken out of the equation, otherwise none of your affair.
3. Dixie would spin in his grave. It was either in the goalies control (two hands) or not. In the goalies control it is a foul. other wise it is a goal.

Err yeah.
 
 
No shit Sherlock

The only reason I would ever criticise a forum is that it is a forum that allowed me in as a member. So ToffeeTalk I say to you "Booo Hisssssss. What the hell was the idea of letting me in through the door"
 
Anyway, since I found my way in here I have got my slippers on and comfy chair set up, and yes, I am very comfortable thank you.
 
I have been on the staff of a few forums, so I know what the staff here must go through. I will never try to tell the staff what they should or shouldn't do. ( Louis you should lay on some cream cakes for matchdays you know.)
 
ToffeeTalk is what it is and the reason folks come here and stay is because they like it. If folks do not like it, they don't hang around. I see no problem with folks liking other forums, or even liking other forums more than here. But sometimes you need a place you are comfortable with. You always know what you are going to get here. (Probably rabies if Romey gets his teeth into your leg)
 
So for me (and this is my own feeling) LEAVE THE BLOODY PLACE ALONE. It does a good job, it is nice and we are a sort of family now. OK you want different go along to Bill's forum. It is a good one and there are a lot more colours. Go to GOT there are more 'nutters' for you to argue with. Just pop along to the Official Site if you need stricter controls and harder rules.
 
ToffeeTalk fills a niche, and does so very nicely. I will need to be forcibly removed from here if it remains as it is, we have good Admin and a site owner who keeps interference at a minimum. What else can you possibly want?

Important point to be made here I think. Can we get the thread back on topic?
 
What do you guys think of Tesco Chicken?
 
Oldham is a game we should win. BUT there are two reasons why we may not.
 
1/ It is an FA Cup game and anything can happen.
2/ We are Everton, we never do anything the easy way.

I was the Vampire Lover of Kelly Brook in the film Chariots of Fire, in the scene where she tore the limbs off the American Baseball team in front of the screaming 16 year old cheerleaders.
 
Umm.... I may have that one a bit wrong

It does take a little time to aclimatise to playing in the Northern hemisphere, BUT.......
 
or
 
Sod the game lads, someone has thrown a spare arm on the pitch. Tough fans here.

The only reason I would ever criticise a forum is that it is a forum that allowed me in as a member. So ToffeeTalk I say to you "Booo Hisssssss. What the hell was the idea of letting me in through the door"
 
Anyway, since I found my way in here I have got my slippers on and comfy chair set up, and yes, I am very comfortable thank you.
 
I have been on the staff of a few forums, so I know what the staff here must go through. I will never try to tell the staff what they should or shouldn't do. ( Louis you should lay on some cream cakes for matchdays you know.)
 
ToffeeTalk is what it is and the reason folks come here and stay is because they like it. If folks do not like it, they don't hang around. I see no problem with folks liking other forums, or even liking other forums more than here. But sometimes you need a place you are comfortable with. You always know what you are going to get here. (Probably rabies if Romey gets his teeth into your leg)
 
So for me (and this is my own feeling) LEAVE THE BLOODY PLACE ALONE. It does a good job, it is nice and we are a sort of family now. OK you want different go along to Bill's forum. It is a good one and there are a lot more colours. Go to GOT there are more 'nutters' for you to argue with. Just pop along to the Official Site if you need stricter controls and harder rules.
 
ToffeeTalk fills a niche, and does so very nicely. I will need to be forcibly removed from here if it remains as it is, we have good Admin and a site owner who keeps interference at a minimum. What else can you possibly want?

The only reason I would ever criticise a forum is that it is a forum that allowed me in as a member. So ToffeeTalk I say to you "Booo Hisssssss. What the hell was the idea of letting me in through the door"
 
Anyway, since I found my way in here I have got my slippers on and comfy chair set up, and yes, I am very comfortable thank you.
 
I have been on the staff of a few forums, so I know what the staff here must go through. I will never try to tell the staff what they should or shouldn't do. ( Louis you should lay on some cream cakes for matchdays you know.)
 
ToffeeTalk is what it is and the reason folks come here and stay is because they like it. If folks do not like it, they don't hang around. I see no problem with folks liking other forums, or even liking other forums more than here. But sometimes you need a place you are comfortable with. You always know what you are going to get here. (Probably rabies if Romey gets his teeth into your leg)
 
So for me (and this is my own feeling) LEAVE THE BLOODY PLACE ALONE. It does a good job, it is nice and we are a sort of family now. OK you want different go along to Bill's forum. It is a good one and there are a lot more colours. Go to GOT there are more 'nutters' for you to argue with. Just pop along to the Official Site if you need stricter controls and harder rules.
 
ToffeeTalk fills a niche, and does so very nicely. I will need to be forcibly removed from here if it remains as it is, we have good Admin and a site owner who keeps interference at a minimum. What else can you possibly want?

I would never have got Oscar in a month of Sundays to be truthful.

Mick there are people who can make you feel bad everywhere, sadly we have them here too. It is because we believe in freedom of speech to a great extent. Do not feel bad for your post. (We all post on a thread sometimes when we mess it up... some do it consistantly as I am sure you may have noticed if you had a quick read through.)
 
Welcome to the forum lad.

Afraid I am not your flexible friend though. That is probably the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street.
 
Can I call you Money Spidey now?
 
I miss the dear old spidey siggie

to be Franc, im just trying to make my Mark. If we didnt make all the jokes, the forum would be a much dollar place

Man says to wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
Wife says "Take half and leave you"
"Great" says the man, "I've just won a tenner. Here's five quid, now fuck off!!!"

Of course I do. There is a young lady just across the road and I am forever googling through her curtains. (Well I was until the restraining order, now I use a telescope)

Nutella is for fat people with no taste.
 
Marmite on the other hand is for the discerning gourmet.
 
Crumpets are wonderful things, especially if you can toast them over a coal fire with a toasting fork like my gran used to do for me.
 
Anyone seen a toasting fork recently by the way?

That is a bit much Mike. I think you are being incredibley cruel, naive and nasty. What the fuck has slime ever done to deserve that?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

They say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.......
 
For some reason I seem to be going blind here

Good to meet you Atl_Toffee89 (Do you mind if I just call you Atl? )
 
So you were a goalie too eh? You do realise it is common knowledge that all goalies are actually quite mad?
 
Welcome to the Bitter, Twisted, and PROUD blues and enjoy with us the pain and joy (mostly pain) of being an Evertonian/Bluenose/Toffee.

Breaking news.... Finch Farm has Stones in the driveway.

He'll be useful if we play two legged games when the result is decided on aggregate.

THE DEAL IS BACK ON, AGAIN!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
No.

I just wee'd a little.

At least he's not between the sticks.