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Tactics for next match....... PICKFORD KENNY HOLGATE KEANE JAGS WILLIAMS MARTINA GUEYE MCCARTHY SCHEIDERLIN TOSUN

By playing him and holgate with the old folks week in week out we're just wasting valuable time. They need to learn to play together soon. And fast.

It's so annoying.....on his day he's a better player than gana, and shneid isn'tt fit to lick his boots. Can we not just chop his legs off and get him some pistorius blades?

He's done ok.... that's about the best i can say.

If we had a decent striker and a left back we would be tearing them apart today. We look so much stronger with a single DM on the pitch.

Two wingers! Two actual wingers!

Another polished gem from big & little sam's turd factory.

Behave, I've been watching everton since 1985. This is Mike walker era football. souless, joyless and with absolutely zero imagination. We looked like west brom out there, only we didn't as at least they have gareth barry to play a pass. I'm happy for you though that points mean more to you than watching a decent game.

Switched off after 10mins. Realistically we have at least another 18 months of this painful tedium.

Better than schneid and baines currently. At least the big fella has a pair of cajones.

How the hell does this mess get fixed in a single window? Bare minimum we need a striker, dm, 2xcb and a left back. Hopefully we can fix up front by getting Onyekuru back but we must still surely be talking 80-100m to address the main issues. I'd like to see us try and get felli back from utd, along with shaw.

So is Alladyce. Better the devil you know.

I'd be relatively happy with a Billic and Unsy combo. Know each other, know the club.

I missed blue planet for this.

The first opportunity to drop rooney back to DCM where he might actually be useful and he's playing him upfront again......Unbelievable.

What I want to see...... Pickford Kenny Holgate Keane Baines Davies Schneiderlin Lookman Sigi Mirallas DCL What I think we'll get...... Pickford Martina Keane Williams Baines Gana Schneiderlin Vlasic Rooney Sigi DCL Ho hum.

I still think the only logical solution is play him upfront as a pair with rom. 442 with a genuine string pulling mid next to gana behind them.

I still think he might need to be played as a striker. He needs confidence, and goals breed that.

This morning it was gabbiadini and brahimi. This evening it's Valencia and Sissoko.

Could we do a buy two get one free deal and offload cleverley too?

Seamus. Captaining his country has changed him from the player he was. You see the pride in the way he holds himself now.

Captained his country last night. Right time for him to take over the reigns for club too?

Number one is a priority for this season. Who's on your shortlist? Joe Hart, Rob Elliot or Kasper Schmeichel would all be good choices for me.

Ben Yedder....25, 19 goals this season. Fast, two footed. Similar to Mirallas Ruben Castro...... 34, 22 goals this seaon. Great cheap Kone replacement. Vincent Janssen, 21, 35 goals this season. Tall, strong, great in the air. Paolo Dybala 22, 25 goals this season. Not a chance in hell. (but hey, we can dream right?)

Wissam ben yedder from Toulouse Ruben Castro from Betis Vincent Janssen from AZ Alkmaar Paulo Dybala from Juventus Plus our youngsters.