Blueherts

Actually....... scrap that, i would buy up and re house everyone who lives in muriel and diana street and use the land to rebuild goodison.

(ST) Seydou doumbia from CSKA Moscow, (ML) Lewis Holtby from Shalke and (GK)Kasper schmeichel as i think he will follow in dads footsteps to become a legend.

Vic. for scoring a goal. A genuine open play, with his feet, goal. Hallefuckinlujah.

I'm actually starting to think that relegation and the firesale of our current squad may be our only realistic option now. Baines 20m Fellaini 20m Rodwell 15m Jagielka 15m Heitinga 10m 80m to wipe the clubs debts and buy back its resources, then use the prem. parachute fund to assemble a team based around the youngsters and older blue bloods we already have.

Shocking behaviour by cretins.

We will scrape a 1-0 win today at best. We have strikers that can't score, a midfield that doesnt create and a defence that might as well be blindfold for all the good it does. I think it is time that fans started to think about the very realistic scenario of a relegation dogfight with our injury problems.

Fellaini. I lost count of the amount of times he regained possesion for us. Great to see Gueye, Johnny and Drenthe all stepping up too.

Vorm would be a great purchase when swansea go back down to the championship.

Rodwell was terrible. Shockingly bad.... poor touch, poor pass, quite as a lamb (he was supposed to be captain) a complete waste of space. England looked a different team when lansbury replaced him. Ross played a blinder for his first cap, loooked calm and confident, was good to see the more experienced players really egging him on aswell.

I've only been here a day and i already like the place more. The Onion element do make me laugh though...."Oh woe is us, we've only gone and cleared shit loads of debt and signed a real madrid winger and the highest scorer in the argentinian premier league, it simply won't do, sack the board! sack Moyes! sack of potatoes! Bunch of miserable Na'er do well's the lot of em....sorry, rant over.

Tbf anyone who has a bad game against azerbaijan, really is not fit to wear their respective clubs shirts.....btw, i had the sound off, did our azjab lad play?

Took a few nasty tackles, got up kept running. gave out a few nasty tackles back for good measure, i'd give him a 7/10.. That Lansbury chap looks something of a talent though.

What did everyone think? Looking alot more confident, still a bit shaky on his first touch but definitely sharper. Maybe there's hope afterall...

Where exactly can i buy one of these blue onions? I can only find red ones in tesco's.

Quick tip of the day for removing the board: Find out which bank we owe the most money too, get a job there. Knob someone (although most high profile bankers tend to be men unfortunately) as far up the chain as possible and convince them to force the sale. Fan pressure had exactly 0% influence on the sale of the shite. (although im pretty certain there was no bumming involved either, but hey? who can tell at analfield....)

Our best midfield player since kanchelskis. All the best mikky. i hope bily fills your boots.

I want: -------------Howard-------------- coleman jags heitinga baines -------------Fellaini-------------- Ossie Bilyaletdinov Drenthe Lurchi? I expect: -------------howard------------- Neville Jagielka Distin Baines Fellaini Anichebe Osman Drenthe Saha

That is possibly the best smiley i have ever seen. I'm just saying, there's gotta be a reason like.....

Disclaimer:This is in no way a racist comment. He's got big lips, big soft moist lips,........ kinda like angelina jolie........ Im so disgusted with myself right now.

Yes that is exactly what i am saying. Albeit maybe not directly next season as we all want as accounts have to be registered etc, etc. Banks lend money on the basis of your credit score. Massively reducing the clubs debt and overheads improves your credit score. I.e, the banks (y'know those people who have us by the short and curlies) may look upon us in a slightly more favourable light. Do you run your own business? Because I do, and this is how my bank, any every other bank in the entire world deal in credit where businessess are concerned. Our striker situtation has been shit since the eighties. we have gueye and vellios coming through, The new bloke looks a bit like tevez so you never know..... Oh and Vic might hit 30 this sea...nah, your right, sorry i went too far there.

I reckon his dad must be the loan shark Bill gets his money from.

I've already had my opinion on the topic cheers, just correcting the misguided. All done now.

he scored two goals for rangers the season before we bought him and scored 35 goals in four season in his first spell here. please stop embarassing yourself. Oh...i almost forgot 25 goals in SIX seasons in his second spell. Emile heskey has a better goal to game ratio.

No, they were all proven. To be mediocre.