Newty82

Eh.

No.

It can help if you read previous posts?!!! Anyway, it's always tough to tell in 'type'.

Fuckin hell it's you! Gutted. Thought you'd keeled over and fell into a hole. Would never have guessed that MC11 was actually MiguelCotto who's favourite player is No.11, Kevin Mirallas. Had me there.

Go on Sherlock. Get your magnifying glass out and get down to Finch Farm. Swab everything. Trust no one. The truth is out there.....

Who's this MC11? Reminds me of an equally irritating poster...went by the name of MiguelCunto. No Brett and Bailey...Martinez must give a full diagnosis and exact length of lay off in his post match interview. Like every manager does.

It's just a big conspiracy. Spooky...like walking Ebola zombies.

Anyway, I've just give myself a slap for being overzealous!

Here's Martinez on injuries recently. He seems specific enough? "Sylvain needed a bit of a rest. He is fully fit, has trained really well and is ready to fight for a place in the team," Martinez added. "It's too early to tell whether Coleman and McCarthy can play against Villa. We are going to assess them day by day. "Kevin has got a typical sprinting injury. "We expect him to be out for a few weeks as well. "Kevin does not need surgery, just conservative treatment. We hope to have him fully fit soon." "Bryan has reacted well to the procedure," he said. "In a couple of days, he will be working towards selection again."

When I got injured it felt worse than any of this lot as I felt the pain.

Actually just noticed the word 'contusion'. So we are all correct! Happy days.

Beg to differ all you like. Go do a bit of research. I'll help you.... Soft tissue injury A Soft tissue injury (STI) is thedamage of muscles, ligaments and tendons throughout the body. Common soft tissue injuries usually occur from a sprain, strain, a one off blow resulting in a contusion or overuse of a particular part of the body. Maybe you're getting your STI's mixed up?!

Oh yes. I like the angle. Ok. My angle is the 3 I'd let shag my missus.... 1) Howard 2) Coleman 3) Jags 4) Distin 5) Baines 6) McCarthy 7) Barry 8) Naismith 9) Barkley The 3 not allowed... 1) Lukaku...at the moment, he'd miss and get her right in the shitter. She no likey. 2) Mirralles...He'd dribble all over her 3) Martinez...Too smooth in those brown shoes. She'd never come back.................Ok, he can go on the allowed list.

Nitpicking. A lot of it going on just now. Us 'men' are worse than bitches!

No favourites or least favourites. All that happens is you spend the game applauding your favourite and flaming your least favourite. Then you cone on a forum and give tainted views. Take each game as it comes. Rate players on current form. Support the whole team.

Not a chance. The good shits about to roll.

Yeah, he was out with concussion then did his hamstring in training, which is a soft tissue injury. Damn. Not sure why peeps get heated over a soft tissue injury being described as a soft tissue injury. We do seem to struggle with injuries in recent history but then we do have tend to have small pools of quality in our squads so we notice the impact of injuries more.

Bollocks. And more bollocks.

Really hoping he can recover. He can do a job for us. Always believed that.

Oi oi oi

Yeah I know. I'm just a twat (although you need to note that I have ignored, apart from recently in the Lukaku topic, all of your daft posts in the last couple of months...I've let myself down tonight!). Anyway, that was a long break from the forum, not even a day! Or did we play tonight? I didn't realise.

Exactly. You can't imagine it, can you? I mean, it is a strange one. But it could be personal to him and nothing more. To be honest, if something has gone off, I hope it is more a sulk than some issue with him or a family member if you know what I mean???

Cotto....what's the evidence that you keep talking of? What's this 'a lot swinging towards' stuff? Sorry man but everything mike says is true. The usual contradictions and self righteous glory hunting. Do you ever read your own responses? You're right to chill from the forum if your getting worked up...I do too!!!

All this over a purely speculative 'article' of the standard you usually see in the Daily Sport in between two fat nipples? Distin has unstable behaviour because he fights back on Twatter? It's called Twatter for a reason. It's full of Twats. The amount of shit anyone in the slightest of spotlight has to put up with on Twatter is appalling. And I agree with each and every person who sticks it right up the keyboard warriors arses. How many years has Distin played for us? How many times have we had instances of grotty behaviour? How do you know that the reason for his absence isn't because of a family issue? Or another personal issue? And actually, if something had gone off, the management have done brilliantly to keep it under wraps and within the club.

...but not Balotelli!!! Oh hell no!!!