Hoof_It_Nev

This has been annoying me for about 10 minutes, granted I've just woken up but surely a like every 0.457 posts is worse than a like every 0.092 posts? Surely the lower the better, eg a like every 10 posts or a like every 100 posts. Maybe I should go back to sleep...

You'd like to think that we'd be constantly looking at potential replacements for any single one of our players and managers in case one suddenly left. Bit naive if we weren't really.

"I have the ambition to one day play in the Champions League and win titles, but for now, I'm happy at Everton." Wait... really? Did I read that right

I thought that would probably be the case and one of the reasons he would sign for us in the first place. It's a shame but if it was a deal breaker then I guess we couldn't really say no.

Luckily Moyes should be happy where he is, he's done well at Wham and I couldn't stand the thought of him taking over when he's finished higher than us the last season as if he was the saviour all along. Same reason I wouldn't want us to rehire any previous managers. Rooney, Lampard, Gerrard etc can all get in the bin. We're not a stepping stone club where you learn how to manage at the top level. I do think though that we've been spoilt by the Ancelotti signing. I'm not sure we could pull off that kind of calibre back to back so let's just see who's interested and take it from there. It's going to be an interesting summer to say the least. Just gotta trust the board. We're fucked!

May as well lock off the rumour section til we get a manager in!

Another season of bedding in and getting rid of another manager's deadwood. It's such a mess, why can't we get a bit of stability?

Gutted if true. Wonder if he had a clause in his contract to say we won't stand in his way if certain teams came sniffing. Would we be entitled to a payoff from Real?

I just said his name out loud and my sofa started flying around the room...

Maybe some pesky kopite has poisoned our dressing room all season.

We're 4th in the away table and 16th in the home table. There must be a reason. Maybe we rely on the crowd more than other teams? I can't really think of a genuine reason.

I'm ashamed that I forgot we were playing tomorrow! Massive day then, Everton & Man U win and we're laughing. Please let things go our way for once

I'm not MikeO's Josh by the way

Could have done without Arsenal winning against Chelsea. I know we have 2 games in hand but I hate seeing us in 9th... If Man U do over the Shite tomorrow then it's pretty much in our hands to come 5th as long as West Ham don't win their last 3 games. I'm totally lost on European positions this year, but 5th place is Europa right?

Antonio goes the deepest to be fair

After Tottenham dropping points at Leeds this gives us a great chance of overtaking them with games in hand. So 2-0 West Ham

Things do need putting in perspective a little though. Excited to see a hopefully fully fit squad plus a few extra newbies come start of next season. Just a shame that the initial excitement has turned into the same old same old. Our fully fit squad at the start of the season looked very promising and we need to remember that.

Get some kids on

0-0 is as short as 2/1 at HT, you won't see as short as that all season

Defining moment of the season that probably marks the moment we lost entry to Europe. Gutted.

Depressing bench. Surely we're essentially playing 5 at the back with Digne and Coleman wingback?

Going to be the most one sided MOTM this season

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