MikeO Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Get the lad the biggest poster of Ossie you can find and tell him how he was constantly written off as too small and not strong enough be fought his way into the first team of the greatest club in the land. Another little gem being AJ who was written off at 20 as too small and trust me that lad is little i'v had the pleasure of looking at the top of his head on the pitch at Bury! Theres gota be some motivation in royal blue for the wee man. Nice to see a little nipper making his old mans heart smile, cant wait til i'v got a littlun of my own 50163[/snapback] Nice post Mr Fish..much appreciated. He has a signed photo of Ossie by his bed and tried to get his name and number on his shirt a couple of years ago but it was too small to take 21 . I'd recommend parenthood to anyone...with the possible exception my one remaining daughter who's not managed to get up the duff yet. Don't think that I've mentioned that our eldest (just finished year one at university, glittering future, huge plans) has managed to "accidentally" get herself pregnant. Tragedy really. Every time I see Jessie (not expecting) the first thing I say is "You're not pregnant are you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 My middle one, Robert, has a good day at school today. Newcastle Utd are bringing a few players down and doing a bit of training with some promising kids. Robert was picked as one of the kids and is bursting with excitement, 6 weeks it goes on for and on the last Friday they are jacking up a charra and taking them to St James' Park for a look around. So I am expecting an ear bashing when he comes home. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehuddo Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Pity we're not gonna see the fat man swinging , even as an English cricket fan the pie man was always a pleasure to watch ( even though he raped us on nearly every occasion ) . 49993[/snapback] I met the fat man a few years ago. Was at Bellrive Oval to watch Australia A vs India and Warnie was commentating for the tv due to having his enforced holiday. Was down geeting a feed at take away counter and Warnie comes up and orders Chips, dim sims & chicken wings!! No wonder he needed them tablets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 2.31 am, can't sleep bored out of my tiny mind, gutted T has overtaken me in the tipping, and there is not one c*nt to talk to................ ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willo Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 2.31 am, can't sleep bored out of my tiny mind, gutted T has overtaken me in the tipping, and there is not one c*nt to talk to................ ATB Mac 50676[/snapback] Hahahahaha Just sitting up having a few cans of the old carling before bobies , cant sleep either though mate and thats why i'am on the carling , maybe it will make me a tad more sleepy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 After you scooted Willo, all I was left with was, ask jeeves and google, let me tell you what a pair of ignorant c*nts, didn't even take any notice when I took all my kit off. My favourite word is FLANGE, still not sure what one is but it sounds good, If happiness is purple and anger is red and sadness is blue, why is love given the same colour as anger? What colour would madness be?. If I could fight an historical/famous person (a la fight club) I would pick Benny Hill and kick his dirty old arse from here to yesterday and back. I would like to have sex with a famous woman before I die. Vorderman would do very nicely, and I bet she goes at it like a dog eating porridge. The loneliness has got to me, time for more meds I think. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Ive been having a late night thing for a while with the Google Search Bot, Why I harbour fantasy that It will one day Put out when it wont even by my friend...Well Im @ a loss, but suppose despo times call 4 despo measures...!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 (edited) Madness would be whatever colour you wanted it to be Mac....the truly insane person has no inkling of their condition...so in their world they are right and it's everyone else who's barking. And Flange is good...but for me it has to be "Globule." Edited September 18, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted September 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 I like the word Bobble, sounds good when you say it But I love the world glockenspiel, first class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 There is some very high quality waffle on this thread, long may it live. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted September 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Only just noticed your X-box thingy Mac, I dont pay attention usually cos I dont own/want or care for Xboxs and I dont know what that gametagger thingy means, but I like yours Welly is a good word as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 I took the lead off Pat, and basically plagerised the lad. Cushion is another good'un. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted September 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 (edited) Yeah good one, and good xbox thingy Pat Edit: shrink and distribute are quality words... Edited September 18, 2006 by Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Could never be accused of taking the piss eh....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Cant believe this is still going! Well hello people! Sorry I havent been around much gone back to uni for the new year got a new man (maybe) new job and new house so its all been a bit stressful! Hopefully will have internet in next couple of days Hope you're all well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Cant believe this is still going! Well hello people! Sorry I havent been around much gone back to uni for the new year got a new man (maybe) new job and new house so its all been a bit stressful! Hopefully will have internet in next couple of days Hope you're all well 51020[/snapback] you must have had about a year off if youve just gone back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Cant believe this is still going! Well hello people! Sorry I havent been around much gone back to uni for the new year got a new man (maybe) new job and new house so its all been a bit stressful! Hopefully will have internet in next couple of days Hope you're all well 51020[/snapback] And you are who?. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Can I just point out that I have made my 2000th post today ....and not a single one of you sent a card...I'm hurt and distressed. I work my fingers to the bone for you and what thanks do I get? Nothing, I'm going to bed and you can sleep in the spare room ! (another pill please matron!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Congrats Mike your in the "I spend too much time on tinternet" club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 YES I HAVE THE 2035th POST. Nobody gave me congrats for my 2000th, so balls to all of you. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 My favourite word is FLANGE, still not sure what one is but it sounds good, A flange is like a gasket or bezel Ive been up since half 5 with a shitty cold and its my 5th wedding anniversary today A few glasses of red with sort it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 On the subjest of colds, anyone got any good remedies I like Benalyn day and night tablets, blow you fookin head off and make you feel like your floating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 For the reccord people a "Flange" is the term given to a connection plate on the end of a pipe or bar etc so when you see 2 pipes in a factory connected by 2 metal plates with a series of bolts around the diameter you are looking at a flanged joint. Zed a gasket is the rubber / plastic / fibre insert between creating a seal between the 2 flange faces. Sorry people I know mechanical engineering is boring but there you go. On a lighter point a Flange is also a slang term used to describe the vagina for what reason I dont know but its one of those terms that makes me chuckle like a schoolie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 For the reccord people a "Flange" is the term given to a connection plate on the end of a pipe or bar etc so when you see 2 pipes in a factory connected by 2 metal plates with a series of bolts around the diameter you are looking at a flanged joint. Your quite right, the gasket is what you put between the flange plates And it also make me laugh FLANGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 (edited) Because I know you're all bursting to know... Origin of Flange: 1425–75; late Middle English..."flaunche" side charge (on shield face) < Middle French...flanche, fem. of flanc. Edited September 22, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 F*ck me, what have I started. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Ive been up since half 5 with a shitty cold and its my 5th wedding anniversary today A few glasses of red with sort it out 51421[/snapback] Many congrats from me and T to you and Mrs Zed, have a good one mate. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Many congrats from me and T to you and Mrs Zed, have a good one mate. ATB Mac 51472[/snapback] Bloody ell I missed that one, congrats Zed from the fish have an extra drink on me I always do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Ta very much, the missus gets in from work in about half an hour Time for a large glass of RED from the bottle she bought me today Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Shiraz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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