L_Blue Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 NEW DRUG WARNING Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men - the drug is generally found in liquid form and is now widely available everywhere - it comes in bottles, cans and from taps and also in large "kegs". "Beer" is being used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to have sex with them - a women only needs to persuade the unsuspecting male to consume a few units of beer before they are asked to go home for "no strings attached" sex - men are rendered helpless by this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to perform sexual acts with horrific women to whom they are not normally attracted - on waking in the morning they will only have a hazy memory of what happened the night before - just a hazy memory that something "bad" happened. Recent cases show that some unfortunate men are being swindled out of life savings in a familiar scam known as a "relationship" - in extreme cases the female may be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a long term form of servitude and punishment called "marriage". Apparently men are more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex offered by these females - PLEASE - pass on this information to every man you know. Support groups for those already effected can be found in the yellow pages under "golf courses". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted October 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 love that L_blue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Just heard a noise in the back kitchen like someone was theiving my cupboards so Ishot out there and theres the local tom cat fighting with my washing basket I fookin hate cats, if it had been any slower it wouldnt have got back up from that kick!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted October 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Yeh the horrible tw*ts, use to shit all over our back garden, our dog use to have a heart attack everytime he seen one and they would just sit there to piss him off, the bastards <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 I have a Kookaburra ( bird) that lives in my Yard & he is named J.R. It upsets the cats , & the damndest thing lead to the name call. This kookie there sposed to go koooookkaaaaakoookoookaaaa etc..Must have a busted vocal box or sumfin as all it fukin bleats out is the most weird but chilling cover of the Dallas Tv show theme. Hence the J.R Moniker...Fukin strange bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Just been into Taunton shopping and stumbled across JJB selling last years away and third shirts for £10 , so got myself a silver/grey one...another to add to the collection. And I like cats . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Whats happening to TT?? It seems to have been realy quiet around here lately, I suppose we have been on an international break but FFS it's been SLOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Seems to tie in with the update...could it be that with people on here having problems of varying degrees that there are some who can't log on at all? Really has got like a ghost town recently . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Agreed, Can hear the Tumbleweed blowing down the dusty deserted streets of Dodge . What's goin on ? Starting to get Bloody HOT this end of the planet 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 Whats happening to TT?? It seems to have been realy quiet around here lately, I suppose we have been on an international break but FFS it's been SLOW Awwww you been missing me fishy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 Awwww you been missing me fishy? Yeah my worlds so empty without you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 Yeah my worlds so empty without you Ha ha ha no need for sarcasm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 Ah...unrequited lust....I mean love ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 Agreed, Can hear the Tumbleweed blowing down the dusty deserted streets of Dodge . What's goin on ? Starting to get Bloody HOT this end of the planet 2. Yeah, cheer us up will ye Pat, fooking thunder and lightning (very very frightning) here tother day Was shitting myself driving to work in that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 Yeh it is going to be another shitty day in Paradise - 30 odd degrees today. Oh & for the next 6 Months or so..... I can feel twelve XXXX comin on, I can feel a XXXX comin on, Got the taste 4 it, just cant wait 4 it...I can feel a XXXX comin on...!!! Gota love a country where Beer anthems are more popular than the Pop charts...LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Im siitng here 2 day missing the Prince of Egypt. It's been so long since someone told me I was Beautifull & made me a very special personalised Egg Piccie......I think Mr Chowda must have him bound up some where all for himself..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Im siitng here 2 day missing the Prince of Egypt. It's been so long since someone told me I was Beautifull & made me a very special personalised Egg Piccie......I think Mr Chowda must have him bound up some where all for himself..... Ye was a proper nut case that one, It wouldnt suprise me if it was reg's alter ego, like Jean Claude Van Damme in Duoble impact Anyway, may the peace of the world be on your shoulders and the love of our hearts be on your chest and dont go near spiders or lizard-like-snakes THE PRINCE OF OLD SWAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Where's the link to the relaxing and melodic song performed by an arabic style crooner mate? In the interests of authenticity and in the spirit of the POE we need the song! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 He was going to come back with a Spice Girls/George Michael duety thing cover of that very tune....cmon POE.......Oh Poe the very thought makes me want to skip around a field like a dainty lamb in spring. Ill be back later peeeps...Justf eel the need so im off for a dainty gay skip in the meadow....Hope I can find some Buttercup's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 He was going to come back with a Spice Girls/George Michael duety thing cover of that very tune....cmon POE.......Oh Poe the very thought makes me want to skip around a field like a dainty lamb in spring. Ill be back later peeeps...Justf eel the need so im off for a dainty gay skip in the meadow....Hope I can find some Buttercup's. Think i'll go and roll in some long grass and do a cart wheel or two If you find some butter cup pat, bring some home and ask everyone if they like butter Do they have daisy's down under, you could make a few daisy chains All you need is love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 I love it when everyone gets all touchy feely, and in touch with their feminine side. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 I love it when everyone gets all touchy feely, and in touch with their feminine side. ATB Mac I prefer getting all touchy feely with feminies insides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tara Mac Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 I expected better from you zed. mac yes, but you surprise me. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 ok did some one bring special cakes along and not invite me its all gone very hippie all of a sudden????? oh well peace love and rock and roll anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 I can say in all honesty, I love my fellow Evertonians, it's just the rest of the c*nts in the world I can't stand. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tara Mac Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Does that include me baldy?. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 You are the other half of me love, of course I don't mean you. Anyway, back off track in this thread - f*cking fireworks have started going off early again, anyone else pissed off with this?. My dog is a bloody wreck, nearly as bad as me. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 Last year our dog pissed on my bed when thre fireworks were going off, so I'll have my door locked this time around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted October 22, 2006 Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 They banned it over here...Fair enuff 2. ( Guy fawlkes/Fworks) though I do no a man who ahs contacts in fiji..any way another staory..LOL.. I had a vesuvius of me own yesterday. No idea how, but somehow managed to get dishwashing liquid in me electric kettle. Im stood waitin to make a coffee, when kettle boils & funk me about 4 ton of boilin foam & bubbles come spewing from the spout & all over thge joint. Me girl was pissin hers elf laffina s Im trying to deal with WTF is happenin...LOL. Either of us have no idea how the dishwashing liquid got in kettle but fuk me it suprised the shit outa me when it vesuvius like exploding out. Will be trying to not do that again...Kettles fine but. Was the strangest thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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