jamiemaher85 Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/2009/06/newcastles_yell.html Horrific. Really and truely horrific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Joe Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 That is the ugliest jersey I've ever seen. Stade Francais fans are laughing at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I take it back; our home shirt is fucking beautiful in comparison to that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Thought it was the Fizzy Pop league, not the sweet shop league Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 That is the ugliest jersey I've ever seen. I take it back; our home shirt is fucking beautiful in comparison to that! Think I am the only person that likes the new shirt they have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Fits in with Blackpools bright colours to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Think I am the only person that likes the new shirt they have. are you mental?! why has the bird spilt down the front of he's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Oh my, seriously lacking in sartorial elegance. But just watch those crazy Geordies snap them up, just in time for their beach holidays in Benidorm.....................sad very sad :thumbsdown_still: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest efctaxi Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I think it's quite smart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 On Contrast, Standard Lieges new kit is awesome! http://www.footballshirtculture.com/09/10-...adora-kits.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 On Contrast, Standard Lieges new kit is awesome! Woulden't go as far as saying it was awesome, it's not bad but I'd be miffed if Everton did the same thing in blue. It's not as nice as the one they had in the previous season. It also makes me giggle how Defour is on the back of the shirts, wonder if he will still be in Liege at the start of the new campaign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexKing Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Think I am the only person that likes the new shirt they have. Naah, i like it too, dunno why but cant say its that ugly what ppl are saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon1993 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 I have to say I like it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Sung to the tune of American Pie. PREMIERSHIP PIE A long long time ago, I can still remember How the Geordies used make me smile Cos give them even half a chance They'd f**k things up and still be pants And Wearside could all be happy for a while But then Mike Ashley made me shiver Surely he would soon deliver? Bad news for the Mackems Big Sam? He'd surely back him I remember laughing till I cried When the messiah hitched another ride But something made me split my sides The day that Wise arrived So bye bye to the Premiership pie Hope it's sunny down in Scunny As the coffers run dry Them fat Geordie boys drinkin broon side by side singing Villa was the day the Toon died Villa was the day the Toon died So the Toon it was your big new love You gave them Keegan, their God above Just cos the Geordies told you so But the idiots worship Ant 'n Dec And all are short of a full deck They're so thick you have to speak to them real slow But I know you were in love with them Cos you bought them drinks to be your friend You all kicked of your shoes Man I dig those "Shoes off" blues You were a lonely balding cockney f**k Selling tat to chavs to make a speedy buck But I knew you were out of luck The day that Wise arrived Refrain Now for two years you've been in the job You've proved yourself to be a Grade A knob But that's not how it had to be Keegan came, Sam got the chop The chavs assembled in their replica tops Predicting you'd win the Cup and Champions' League But while the messiah was looking down The cockney mafia arrived in town The season was adjourned The gloomy days had returned And while Ashley acted like Groucho Marx A boycott was threatened at St James Park And Geordie women began to bark The day that Wise arrived.................. . Refrain Helter skelter in the derby swelter Sunderland 2-1 thanks to Keiran's belter Eighteen yards and rising fast Then through to Hotch Potch Park to mock As the Top Chanter made you a laughing stock The Joker on the sidelines in a trance At half-time we're on top by far All singing "Charlie Insomnia" We all got set to dance Oh but we never got the chance Cos Howard Webb pointed to the spot When Taylor dived like he'd just been shot But we knew you couldn't stop the rot The day that Wise arrived We started singing.............. Refrain And so you ended up in 18th place The Championship is your rightful place And now it's time to start again So come on Mike be nimble, Mike be quick Hurry and appoint that boring prick Cos Shearer is the Geordies' only friend A man who managed one win in eight With Joseph Merrick as his running mate To thick Mags that matters not Appoint him or you'll be shot And the flames'll climb high into the night As telephone boxes are set alight And Mackems laughing with delight The day that Wise arrived He was singing.................. .. Refrain So "shoes off if you love the Toon" It matters not, you've just gone doon We may meet again some sunny day If you go down to your superstore There's a retro shirt from years before When 7,000 came to watch you play Cos what deluded Mags forget Is before Keegan came you were f***ing shit No words ever spoken Big club? You must be jokin' And you know what Mackems love the most? It's the mournful cries of Jackie's ghost He caught the last hearse to the coast The day that Wise arrived. And he was singing................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 I've just sang that with the original as a backing track. Amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 3 people turned up to its kit launch http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8166024.stm for the barcodes, thats bad lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonKey Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 And then a 6-1 bumming off Leyton Orient today too! Couldn't happen to a nicer club. The team they had out was strong aswell. Looks interesting for the season for the barcodes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 And then a 6-1 bumming off Leyton Orient today too! Couldn't happen to a nicer club. The team they had out was strong aswell. Looks interesting for the season for the barcodes!!! That's made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncanmckenzieismagic Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 And then a 6-1 bumming off Leyton Orient today too! Couldn't happen to a nicer club. The team they had out was strong aswell. Looks interesting for the season for the barcodes!!! Ha ha Im starting to like thier new away strip already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 The team they had out was strong as well. Pretty much a first choice XI (apart from the keeper maybe)? Krul, Beye, Enrique, Taylor, Coloccini, Barton, Duff, Nolan, Gutierrez, Smith, Martins. At least a couple of those players (allegedly) could have been facing River Plate tonight if they'd been more interested in their careers than their bank balances. Instead they're being humiliated at Brisbane Road. Hope they're happy with their choices . Everton targets TAKE NOTE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Joe Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Pretty much a first choice XI (apart from the keeper maybe)? Krul, Beye, Enrique, Taylor, Coloccini, Barton, Duff, Nolan, Gutierrez, Smith, Martins. Everton targets TAKE NOTE!! How much would the bolded go for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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