rubecula Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 I have decided that during Wimbledon that anyone who mentions tennis should receive a ban and 40 lashes. I feck I mentioned tennis myself Doh That's twice I said Tennis Three times :major overreaction alert: 120 Lashes? Can I choose Sharapova to administer the punishment? Oh feck she plays tennis . :I surrender: 160 lashes :Red card: Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 She won't be playing tennis over the next week or so because she got knocked out yesterday . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 120 Lashes? Can I choose Sharapova to administer the punishment? No, due to injury causing her to miss the tournament we've engaged Venus Williams as TT enforcer....she'll be round shortly Rubes . Matt and Bailey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter H Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 No, due to injury causing her to miss the tournament we've engaged Venus Williams as TT enforcer....she'll be round shortly Rubes . I just read that you called Venus Round and with short pubes... rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted June 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 No, due to injury causing her to miss the tournament we've engaged Venus Williams as TT enforcer....she'll be round shortly Rubes . Damn I knew there was a flaw to that plan. Oh by the way I haven't replied to this thread as i am banned for starting it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cake Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 I hate this 'sport'. I hate this tournament. I hate everybody who is involved with it - even the ball boys and girls (ball people?). I hate the old balls. I hate the new balls. I hate the net. I hate the umpires and the umpires chairs. I hate the crowd. I hate the strawberries and cream. I hate the people who rent their houses out to the players, 'celebrities', etc for the two weeks this pile of shite is in progress. I hate it all, including the bits I can't be arsed to mention. It is irrelevant. I feel much the same about rugby. EFC-Paul 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Are you not keen on it then. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 She won't be playing tennis over the next week or so because she got knocked out yesterday . Did she call Mike Tyson fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Can't stand tennis it's mind numbingly boring the same can be said of Andy Murray who is also a complete bellend and his mum gets on my tits as well who's ball bagged face is constantly shown in some form of media on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted June 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 NO NO NO. You all agree with me but you shouldn't post here. It encourages those misguided fools to post about Tennis and .... Oh bugga I said it again. Venus get the whip out again. :shaking fist: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Tennis, see snooker (now), indoor bowls, swimming, golf, badminton etc, and anything else worthy of inclusion - all boring, banal mundane sports and activities. Some silly individuals leaping around in front of an equally boring mundane audience with irritating shouts and outbursts and hitting a stupid little ball over a net and everyone clapping like performing seals, and the final, and the winner gets a trophy from an obligatory obscure member of the 'royal' family - and leather faced Sue Barker - and then it's all over for another year. Lot of dull fucking activities for sure. I used to like it when they had those kids at the side of play and at the sight of one dark cloud or a spot or drizzle, everyone would shit themselves and race out with big plastic covers and sheets and general mayhem ensued. But we don't see that now as they've introduced retractable roofs, at least on the main court. Whatever occurs now, won't be watching. Connors, McEnroe, Borg were decent names that generated some mild excitement, but those days are long beyond. rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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