MikeO

Wet Spam are up for this...but we're miles better than them. Goal before half time is essential.

Current Player of the Year standings.... Fellaini 268 Pienaar 187 Heitinga 184 Osman 141 Arteta 135 Cahill 128 Saha 111 Rodwell 101 Baines 97 Howard 87 Bilyaletdinov 85 Distin 72 Hibbert 71 Donovan 71 Coleman 70 Yakubu 34 Duffy 23 Yobo 20 Jagielka 17 Neill 15 Anichebe 13 Neville 11 João Alves Jô 10 Vaughan 8 Gosling 6 Senderos 4 Nash 3 Baxter 3 Agard 2 Forshaw 1 Akpan 1 MOTM winners.... Wolves (A) Steven Pienaar Manchester City (A) Tim Cahill Bolton (H) Mikel Arteta Birmingham (A) Mikel Arteta Hull City (H) Mikel Arteta Tottenham (A) Ayegbeni Yakubu Sporting Lisbon (A) Tim Howard Manchester United (H) Leon Osman Sporting Lisbon (H) Leon Osman Chelsea (H) Landon Donovan Liverpool (A) Johnny Heitinga Wigan (A) Tim Cahill Sunderland (H) Marouane Fellaini Birmingham (H) Steven Pienaar Manchester City (H) Marouane Fellaini Arsenal (A) Marouane Fellaini Carlisle (H) Marouane Fellaini Burnley (H) Steven Pienaar Sunderland (A) Marouane Fellaini Birmingham (A) Leighton Baines BATE Boresov (H)...Shane Duffy Chelsea (A)...Johnny Heitinga Tottenham (H)...Seamus Coleman AEK Athens (A)...Steven Pienaar Liverpool (H)...Marouane Fellaini Hull City (A)...Johnny Heitinga Manchester United (A)...Johnny Heitinga West Ham (A)...Johnny Heitinga Benfica (H)...Marouane Fellaini Aston Villa (H)...Diniyar Bilyaletdinov Tottenham (A)...Tony Hibbert Bolton (A)...Louis Saha Benfica (A)...Sylvain Distin Wolves (H)...Diniyar Bilyaletdinov Stoke City (H)...Johnny Heitinga BATE Borisov (A)...Tony Hibbert Portsmouth (A)...Tim Howard Hull City (A)...Leon Osman Blackburn (H)...Louis Saha AEK Athens (H)...Diniyar Bilyaletdinov Fulham (A)...Sylvain Distin Wigan...(H)...Jack Rodwell Sigma Olomouc (A)...Steven Pienaar Burnley...(A)...Tony Hibbert Sigma Olomouc (H)...Jack Rodwell Arsenal (H)...Steven Pienaar

Yeah, have a good day J . And also Xav (our tame red), saw you were on the other day .

Pass.

He got three in his first start (against AEK), one the following week at Hull in the Carling Cup, everyone (me included) got very excited about him and it's been downhill all the way from then . I've not written off his chances of being a success but on the basis of what I've seen I'm not overly confident.

Next Friday at 12.00... http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00rx7bf ...could be interesting.

Not a problem....you'll be there one day Mark .

According to the Telegraph's fantasy league he has two assists (league and FA Cup only).

That's not nice :sick01: :sick02: .

Talking to my lad about STD's just now....important conversation I think at his age . Wanted some info on the infamous "umbrella scrape" urban myth so googled "scrape STD" and the first result was this....honest...try it. Quality .

"....weaved through before flicking home." Lovely. Can you imagine the word "Hibbert" at the front of that sentence ?

Likewise but as Wooney suggested I'd rather he wasn't risked if he's borderline so he can be back for the Villa game. We should have enough to beat these without him.

Coleman scores . That's ten points from twelve since he joined them, doubtless all down to Seamus (they only had three from the previous twelve)....on the verge of the play-offs now.

But big time kudos if it turns out to be true and you broke the story . Up there with the person who broke the Heitinga rumour....whoever that was .

Sad thing is there's a version 2 here and I played all fifty levels of it . Think I need to find a hobby

Don't know....hope so. It's too low for me anyway, if you break it down as roughly £20m for Jack and £12 for Pienaar. If they both asked to go I'd want at least £40m.

Some great stuff on the OS for the fortieth anniversary of the 1970 title... http://www.evertonfc.com/match/report/6970/everton-2-west-brom-0 Can remember getting the result (I was just short of ten), and going up to my bedroom with a marker pen to add "1969/70" to the league champions section of the list of honours on the pennant I had on my bedroom wall. Also had an FA Cup wallchart which I'd confidently put up the previous summer before we lost to Sheffield United 2-1 in the third round (great final that year though).

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/03/31/chelsea-set-for-mass-exodus-to-fund-32m-premier-league-duo-swoop/

Impressed.....by the "spoiler" code as well as the answer. Didn't know you could do that .

Some more available....you shouldn't have any problem . http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2010/03/31/great-seats-released Seems Wet Spam fans aren't overly bothered about the game . Bit of a stretch to call the Upper Bullens in that corner, "...some of the stadium's best views."

Shame he didn't take the right option, if he hadn't have taken the touch he'd (probably) have scored, not been injured, been a hero (again) and fit to park his arse on the bench again next week-end. Shame for him though.

At last! I've found out how to crack it ! http://www.mabuhaynet.com/games/easiest-game.html

What a stupid post, never heard anything so ridiculous . (Sorry, couldn't help myself )

Would be brilliant but if continues to develop like he is that contract would need to be negotiated up fairly quickly to keep him for more than one more season.

He could sit on the bench at Chelsea, be on standby "...in case of injury to the excellent Aaron Lennon..." at Spurs or he could stay with us and make a serious assualt on the top four . Hope he stays but if he goes £13m's not bad for someone with only a year left on his contract....if he doesn't want to play for us then he can f'ck off .