NyarkosLeftToe

That seems to be the analogy of a 13 year olx boy . But whatever floats your boat.

 

To compare Man U to some ugly fat bird compared to playing for Everton who I assume to be your bird (again just breaking your post down) is just fucking stupid. Your bird may be ok but the one he 's talking about is many times more attractive (again using your analogy)

 

Don 't be so fucking stupid in other words.

Everton is much more an attractive team than Man Utd, to me anyway ?

Get off facebook mate. You need to jib ya bird and live a bit. Get on a dating website or something. You have some inner demons and unfinished business inside there pal.

She will understand if you sit her down and tell her how you feel.

So you're saying I should fuck my bird off and go on plenty of fish?

I was flattered the other week when some fat ugly cunt I used to go to school with facebooked me saying I'm looking good, doesn't mean I'm gonna fuck me bird off for her though... However, if my bird fucks me off I know I've got a fall back shag. Pretty much the same thing here... ?

Best thing for you to do mate, will definitely help you become popular on here, is to moan, moan when we don't sign anyone, moan when we do. Moan when we win, moan when we lose, just basically moan. Should set you up for the next season... Welcome to the site

He's an absolute bargain at 28 mil, 5 year deal, well done to Bill and the board. A slow start to the transfer window and now we're picking up nicely. Ross and Rom will destroy some teams together over the next season!! Can't wait for it to start.

Rom tho! ?

Well in Steve mate enjoyed that

I really think he's not going to be as good as everyone thinks, hope I'm right now he's going there

He was brilliant at aArsenal, can't understand why anyone wouldn't want a player of his quality at the club, so what if he give some bellend a dig at the World Cup, probably knocked a few mil off his fee

I was going to get an Everton badge tattoo when I was 16, on my leg, me and 3 mates were going to get them. So glad I didn't. I think some people really suit them, I definitely wouldn't have been one of these people.

Brazil (1) 2 Netherlands (0) 1

Germany (3) 4 Argentina (1) 2

He hardly gets a game unless its in the Carling Cup, he's a decent player as well

Great signing for them. Possibly the end of Walcott.

I'd say Podolski had more of a chance of being fucked off over Walcott, he only signed a new deal before last season didn't he?

Agree with the signing being great, he's a player him.

Honest mate it's not. His mates brothers cleaner knows the bloke who paints the seats at the ground. Taps nose.

I heard it was his cousins sisters dog whisperer who spoke to Bill Kenwrights Jack Russell outside the strand.

This wasn't all made up.... Honest

I don't know you know, it looks made up to me

Arteta has been made available for £6million, 6 mil though, Wenger offered us 5 when he was in his prime the cheeky cunt, he's only got 1 year left on his deal as well!!

Linked with him again (Very lightly, not many stories on it, but its on the main site under 'What the papers say')

No, however they are making signings.

They did last season as well and look how well that worked out.

I dont get how west ham are making decent signings and we have only signed barry

A decent player based on World Cup performances, I wouldn't make too much judgement on how decent a signing this is for West Ham until a few months into the season.

Paddy says to Murphy 'My mate came off his motorbike today'.

'Oh really?' Says Murphy

'Yes' Paddy answers 'He has brain damage, 2 broken arms and is blind in one eye!'

Murphy says ' Fuckin Hell, no wonder he came off!'

I was gutted when we signed McCarthy (and a little with Barry) last season and he was my favourite player, when I first heard we were after Cleverly I got the same feeling. This time I'm going to trust the manager and see what happens.

Great signing, was easily one of our top 3 players last season

That's one of the problems signing players from Chelsea and City, they're on such massive wages its hard to match them, I'd hope we got him on a deal where they pay a percentage

I feel your frustration man I really do. First thing I do in the morning is come on here & check to see if there's any movement in the transfer market only to be disapointed day after day. Fuck the world cup it doesn't come close to quenching my thirst for football during the summer, only Everton can. Thing is, year after year the bulk of the business is done last minute. As frustrating as it is that's the reality of the situation. If deadline day comes & goes & we haven't done the necessary business I'll be first on here kicking off but until then we have to trust that Bobby & Bill know what they're doing. What's the alternative? Support another team with more money? Fuck that! None of us chose after all, we were chosen.

Haha Cringed at that, but loved it at the same time!

The whole signing players early to give them time to get used to the style etc I agree with, but this doesn't mean just go out and buy players because they are available now, most teams haven't even reported back yet, players are still sat off on holiday gooseing decent birds for another week or so and the manager is still in Brazil, I'd be more bothered about the lack of signings come mid August if we're still in the same position, but as a few people have said I reckon we'll be ok.

Where's the Arteta money Bill?