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If we beat Fulham at the weekend and City beat Arsenal, expect limbs when they turn up at GP. I'm fucking excited!
 
Even if we are out of the running by May, this has been one hell of a season.

If Martinez can do this after only one season the signs are good for what he could get us achieving when he's been here a while.

:major overreaction alert:
 
He wasn't that bad yesterday at all! A sad day? Not going to make it? Be a mid-table player? Wow. Just wow.
 
I admit he hasn't got back to what he showed at the start of the season but this is a major over-reaction by you and those saying to you that he'll be a mid-table player.

Not sure about this season but if I win £127M on the lottery sometime soon then if I go to Vegas and put the lot on one number on a roulette table and if it comes in and if Bill will sell the club to me and if I can then buy Messi & Ronaldo and if they score 40 goals each and if we keep Kone then I think we could qualify next season

Creativity within the forum - pity not within the club...

Everton supporter talking to his mate. 'You won't believe what happened to me last night, my daughter walked into the house and said
Dad, cancel my allowance, forget my college tuition fees. Rent my room out, sell my TV and laptop, sell my car, throw me out of the house and write me out of your will.'
'Blimey' his mate said 'she actually said that'?
'Well, not in so many words, she actually said Dad, meet my new boyfriend he's a Liverpool supporter and he's going to get both of us season tickets at Anfield.

He doesn't even say, "phenomenal" or "incredible" once as far as I can remember.....goes to show that he's just doing a "comedy" Spanish accent and has done zero research, an observational comedian who doesn't observe?
 
Don't even know why I came back here.

I think it was BBC Three, in 5 years time they will get re-commissioned and their first come back documentary series will be a real life castaway.
 
This might not be true though and their first come back documentary could really be 'Snog Marry or Fingerblast?' I hope it is

Put into context we earn half of what Newcastle do in a year in Kit sponsorship... a quarter of Sunderland... hardly global super powers

I agree Elstone is not the right guy to be conducting such deals. He's yet to get a good one.
 
However, I look at Everton as a brand we aren't global enough. Therefore massive sponsorship deals are going to be hard to broker. If we had consistent Champions league football, more television appearances and big named players we'd be able to compete at the top end of financial deals. Until we move forward in this manner we are unlikely to get the massive deals other teams get and this all comes down to finances of the board.
 
Everton need to become a bigger brand as a whole on the pitch and off it.

As expected, a slight improvement made out to be something amazing.
 
Elstone does love the safe, quick fix doesn't he? No forward thinking whatsoever. Once the Kitbag deal expires he'll probably renew it for another 10 years.
 
It's almost like the club doesn't want to make money.

cuttin in isn't always a bad thing

£15m . Glad the United board have given that the green light .
 
Be interested to see what signal they get from the Everton board!

Tbh, I'd rather McAleny be given a chance towards the end of the season over someone who won't be here next season.

Another short-term (possible) signing :jump for joy: .

We're not good in that position though. If Barkley gets injured for a lengthy period then we're stuck playing Osman there full time and he can only last 10 minutes before he looks like he's been playing for an hour!

He's not had a great time in England so far, but he was exceptional in Germany before he came over. I think if he was playing regular in a good side again he would really flourish. Similar to Macherano when he couldn't get a game at West Ham, goes to the shite and was brilliant.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/13/everton-bryan-oviedo-costa-rica-world-cup
 
I'll be so happy for him. He's superhuman!

not been mentioned in a while but guys what's goin on with that sarcasm font?

rawk maths make everythin look better

We paid 18 million for McCarthy and Kone for free

Well, he does often miss things.

got a mate in africa might see if he can arrange a kidnappin or summat

too fuckin long