The Beard Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 1. Why does glue not stick to the inside of the tube? 2. Why do people call the store Home Bargains, Home and Bargain? 3. Can you cry underwater? 4. If wool shrinks in the wash why dont sheep shrink in the rain? 5. Why do fat chance and slim chanc mean the same thing? 6. Why do people go 'The' Asda and 'The' Iceland but not 'The' Sainsburys? 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 what happened to number seven ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted December 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Sorry I posted topic before I had finished. 7. Whys is Dyslexia should a hard word to spell? 8. Why do people remember that they have a bad memory wouldn't you forget that you had a bad memory? 9. Is the colour Orange called that because it is the colour of the fruit or was the fruit called an orange because of the colour? 10. Is Avinalaff and BlueSky the same person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 you should have added #11 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? #12 Is it possible to have Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time? #13 If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, why practice? #14 When an Agnostic dies, do they go to the 'great perhaps' ? #15 Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car? #16 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? #17 If all the world is a stage, where do the audience sit? #18 If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 19. If you put superglue in a non-stick pan, will someone be lying? 20 Who puts dust in dustbins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 (edited) 21. Who first thought it'd be a good idea to squeeze a cows udder and then drink what came out. Edited December 20, 2011 by Romey 1878 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 22 Following on from Romey's 21. Who was the first weirdo to eat a raw living oyster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Sorry I posted topic before I had finished. 7. Whys is Dyslexia should a hard word to spell? 8. Why do people remember that they have a bad memory wouldn't you forget that you had a bad memory? 9. Is the colour Orange called that because it is the colour of the fruit or was the fruit called an orange because of the colour? 10. Is Avinalaff and BlueSky the same person? Why would you think that mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Why is it I often lie awake at night and am painfully aware this club was responsible for the bastard child creation of Liverpool FC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted December 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Why would you think that mate? Dunno mate, maybe I ponder the imponderable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted December 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 23. If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Dunno mate, maybe I ponder the imponderable. I'm efctaxi. I thought you knew that mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted December 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 I'm efctaxi. I thought you knew that mate. I did mate, I just like to ponder. Maybe you're an international man of mystery type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 24. Why do scientists say life couldn't exist on planet x, y or z because of the conditions. I mean, they're fucking aliens ffs, they'd have evolved to suit the conditions they were made in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted December 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 25. Why is it you can be IN a film but ON tv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueTiggaOli Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 21. Who first thought it'd be a good idea to squeeze a cows udder and then drink what came out. A pervert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 26. What cruel swine put an 'S' in Lisp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 (edited) 27, Why is there only 1 word for thesaurus? nice thread Edited December 21, 2011 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everton_Worshiper Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 (edited) 24. Why do scientists say life couldn't exist on planet x, y or z because of the conditions. I mean, they're fucking aliens ffs, they'd have evolved to suit the conditions they were made in. Very true. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Edited December 21, 2011 by Everton_Worshiper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Very true. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Thats the other one i was trying to remember! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everton_Worshiper Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Another one...why is abbreviated such a long word given its meaning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted December 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Why is grass always greener on the other side. If you get to the other side is another side of the grass greener??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue 250 Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 21. Who first thought it'd be a good idea to squeeze a cows udder and then drink what came out. I think I know this one! Someone once watched a calf suckling from it's mother and realised something must be worth drinking! Don't forget you city dwellers!.....there could be a BULL in that field......and you don't want that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Why are dandelions refered to as wee the beds?? Also why does your nose automatically block worse when you lie down to goto sleep?? Is a liger a real animal (i think it actually is) and if so who was brave enough to mate a lion and a tiger?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonKey Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Is Godzilla's son call Jesuszilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Is Godzilla's son call Jesuszilla? Moyeszilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Why have I never seen Santa ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 Oh Louis i know how twiglets are made and you wouldnt think they were so wonderful if you did haha How they make twiglets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 (edited) what is the point to religion, all it does is cause grief to people Edited December 25, 2011 by theprisoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 What primordial soup did Liverpool fans crawl out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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