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1. Why does glue not stick to the inside of the tube?

2. Why do people call the store Home Bargains, Home and Bargain?

3. Can you cry underwater?

4. If wool shrinks in the wash why dont sheep shrink in the rain?

5. Why do fat chance and slim chanc mean the same thing?

6. Why do people go 'The' Asda and 'The' Iceland but not 'The' Sainsburys?

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Sorry I posted topic before I had finished.

 

7. Whys is Dyslexia should a hard word to spell?

8. Why do people remember that they have a bad memory wouldn't you forget that you had a bad memory?

9. Is the colour Orange called that because it is the colour of the fruit or was the fruit called an orange because of the colour?

10. Is Avinalaff and BlueSky the same person?

 

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you should have added

 

#11 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

#12 Is it possible to have Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time?

 

#13 If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, why practice?

 

#14 When an Agnostic dies, do they go to the 'great perhaps' ?

 

#15 Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?

 

#16 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

#17 If all the world is a stage, where do the audience sit?

 

#18 If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2 ?

 

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Sorry I posted topic before I had finished.

 

7. Whys is Dyslexia should a hard word to spell?

8. Why do people remember that they have a bad memory wouldn't you forget that you had a bad memory?

9. Is the colour Orange called that because it is the colour of the fruit or was the fruit called an orange because of the colour?

10. Is Avinalaff and BlueSky the same person?

 

Why would you think that mate? ph34r.png

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21. Who first thought it'd be a good idea to squeeze a cows udder and then drink what came out.

 

I think I know this one!

 

Someone once watched a calf suckling from it's mother and realised something must be worth drinking!

 

Don't forget you city dwellers!.....there could be a BULL in that field......and you don't want that!

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