Avinalaff Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 And they waited .... and waited .... and waited, but still there was silence. Who should we sign ..... and why ? The rules: 1: It can't be a footballer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted January 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 We could have Adolf Hitler as a potential captain. Very attack minded and points almost as good as Neville. Perfect for our Movember period too. Steve_E and Quinn31 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogsy Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 The incredible hulk, imagine him trotting up from the back for a corner! marcopaulo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 The Monk (Jason Statham) perfect goalkeeping abilities with the calmness of OJ Simpson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter H Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Ron Jeremy is great at "getting it in"! Lewis Hamilton takes a great corner! Pete Doherty likes a "free kick" Steve_E 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus jones Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Swansea City chairman Huw Jenkins. Imagine his vision at Goodison instead of Bill....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 The Swansea ballboy as he's amazing at ensuring a clean sheet in a tight contest! Quinn31 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus jones Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 The Swansea ballboy as he's amazing at ensuring a clean sheet in a tight contest! Quinn31 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn31 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Susan Boyle. As a Marouane Fellaini lookalike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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marcus jones Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Shaun Ryder, at least he looks like Luka Modric even if he don't play like him................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 @CHARLIEM0RGAN: The king of all ball boys is back making his final appearance #needed #for #timewasting It seems he's a free agent!!! He's bagged himself 42k followers for getting kicked by a Chelsea player live on TV! How many would Cantona's karate kick victim have got?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 He's bagged himself 42k followers for getting kicked by a Chelsea player live on TV! Can understand why people would look at his tweet (I did) but why the f'ck would 42,000 people follow him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Because 42,000 people have nothing else to do with their miserable fucking lives I'm guessing. Sounds a bit like Bognor Regis come to think of it I haven't seen the incident in question but sounds like a lot of nonsense over nothing, but doubtless they'll be front page coverage on some miserable tabloid publications tomorrow, while a player was quite badly injured on the same night and seems to have been overlooked. World is fucking upside down. Who should we sign ? This thread has gone so far off topic I don't really need a response on this issue. And I'm engrossed in the end of a movie also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter H Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Who should we sign ? This thread has gone so far off topic I don't really need a response on this issue. And I'm engrossed in the end of a movie also This thread is bang on topic if you read the first post. Patto read it correctly, although a bit late The thread is a humorous thread about signing non football players. Probably intended to lighten the mood. I think it was doing its job perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcirony Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Nick Griffin, BNP leader. We need someone on the right wing. Bailey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 samuel l jackson...just because Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted January 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Laughing at some of the suggestions. What about Genghis Khan ? I heard he was a proper head the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Why has he got a fish stuck in his Helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sideliner Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 maybe Lance Armstrong - immagine we could win the PL 7 years in a row with average players before we are caught out Romey 1878 and Quinn31 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus jones Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Paul Daniels, he could pull some points out of the bag................''Not a lot''! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Billy Dane....as long as he doesn't sign a big money boot deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted January 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 One great cross is all it takes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I did try to come up with something for this thread, but just drew a blank. I simply don't have the humor side of it, that some participants may possess, as above responses have demonstrated. I thought about it a little more and still couldn't find a suitable response. Give me some more time to come up with something maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter H Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Elvis for his constant crossing from side to side Devo as he certanly knows how to "whip it" in. Noel Callagher for his "wonderball" Spielberg for his awesome filming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted January 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Pat Cash ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Oh fuck this ! 'The Final Countdown' single, because we need to 'get into Europe' Or Cliff Richard as new manager, so next season we can go on 'a summer holiday' Or sign up the whole of Madness, as we always try to make a comeback or re-live past successes, but never quite manage it. And then I realized that the first response wasn't even eligible for an actual answer and got too irritated to continue. But at least I had an attempt damn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Got another; Fulchester United's Professor Wolfgang Schnell BSc. PhD., a mad scientist who usually only shoots for goal after working out the best trajectory he should kick the ball at, achieving this with a calculator, various charts and a geometry set. from Billy the Fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearthainn Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 The incredible hulk, imagine him trotting up from the back for a corner! Avin said no footballers. Besides Zenit wouldn't let him go on the cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Avin said no footballers. Besides Zenit wouldn't let him go on the cheap. GoodisonRoad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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