ooberman Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Ok, picture the scene. Ferguson's had enough of Rooney's attitude, sick and tired of refs sending him off for no reason and leaving ManYoo with 10 men all the time. Stretford's bugging Glazer and Sir Alex too often and they decide to offload him. At the same time, we've just finished a successful season and for the 2nd season out of three, qualified for the Champions League qualifiers. Some yank decides to buy us, and we've got 50 mil to spend. Moyes buys Rooney. How do you feel? Welcome him back with open arms? Scream bloody murder?!? Opinions.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 (edited) Dont want him back, he's a man who thinks only of himself, he would ruin the Dressing room, and to go one further, i dont think Moysey would contemplate bringing him back either. We could get three or four good players for the same price, who would serve us a lot better. Edited September 5, 2006 by Licker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomness Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 i would never let him forget his treachery. ok the club has shot forward but its the principal! though imagine if he pulled out his once a blue always a blue shirt, there'd be a riot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooberman Posted September 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 i would never let him forget his treachery. ok the club has shot forward but its the principal! though imagine if he pulled out his once a blue always a blue shirt, there'd be a riot! 48704[/snapback] well, Randomness, in my hypothetical situation he's only gone and done that....WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Toad Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 As long as we paid less that what we sold him for I'd be happy for him to bench warm for a season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooberman Posted September 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 As long as we paid less that what we sold him for I'd be happy for him to bench warm for a season. 48709[/snapback] afraid not Mr Toad, we've paid 45 million for him. An outrage I know, but don't blame me, it's hypothetical.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 (edited) well, Randomness, in my hypothetical situation he's only gone and done that....WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!? 48705[/snapback] Hire a hit man with my hypothetical millions... Edited September 5, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 is this after we take out hypothetical life insurance for him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooberman Posted September 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 don't worry about life insurance, i'm sure the hypothetical Fortress Fund will cover it....hypothetically... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Hypothetically if i was appointed manager of Everton, hypothetically of course, and hypothetically we where offered Rooney I would tell them to shove him up his own arse, which wouldnt be too hard cos hes nearly all the way up all ready. Things hes bigger than everyone, wouldnt want him at our club, not the right attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 I wouldnt want him back, as someone has said above we could get 3 or 4 players for that money who would add more to the team in numerous positions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Welcome him back with open arms. Reasoning is simple, the boy scores goals, goals win games, success follows. I want success for my club more than a stupid vedetta against one of Gods most simple creatures. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Its a sticky one this he would have to have an attitude transplant but can you imagin him dropping deep and spraying passes through the drfence for AJ.......... Excuse me I just did a sex wee in my undercrackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Cant see Moyes & Rooney ever working together again 2 be honest. But of course & hypothgeticaly we would be a CL semi final Regular by then & Everton manager Fabio Cappello could well use a player like Rooney to add some further depth to his star studded squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Hypothetically i'd cream on my Gwladys Street seat, he is still the best player in the country, and like Mac, i want the best at Everton, hypothetically can we also bring in Messi with the change please??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 As long as we paid less that what we sold him for I'd be happy for him to bench warm for a season. 48709[/snapback] is that bench our subs bench or the one's outside the maccies? id have him back but only because he is a world class player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droobie Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Just between you and me... the only way that Shrek is going to come back is if he farts just after he's been... ... ... well... I need not elaborate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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