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  1. johnh

    Jokes thread

    Had a weird day today. Found a hatful of money and got chased by a guy with a guitar.
  2. We need to get rid of DCL. The problem we have is that the way he is performing, no one will be prepared to pay big bucks for him.
  3. I played against Boreham Wood for Maidenhead United in the early 1970's. Can't give any pointers as I think their team may have changed.
  4. If Russia invade Ukraine we should send the SAS in, occupy the Kremlin and saw Putin's table in half.
  5. Well Germany have done their bit. They sent 5,000 steel helmets to Ukraine.
  6. Thanks Mike. Some very good advice there. At the moment we need all the help we can get.
  7. The crazy thing about her indoors situation is that the cancer is asbestosis. When she was a teenager, she worked for several years in the offices of BBA (British Belting and Asbestos). Even in an office job, she obviously picked it up from somewhere. Taken 70 years to show itself.
  8. Daughter took her indoors to the hospital yesterday for the biopsy result. Worst news possible. At the moment, her indoors is adamant that she is not going down the chemo route. She is 86 in a few weeks and she thinks that is a fair run. Devastated doesn't cover it after 63 years of married life.
  9. If he keeps free from injury and is determined to get back to his top form, he could be seen as the best signing in the January window. He could also benefit from working with a younger manager who has been there done that.
  10. Can we get that Serbian bloke to open our batting? It took the Aussie's two weeks to get him out.
  11. We may not have an option. Considering our position in the league and the way we are performing, we are in Allardyce territory. Arrrrrgh!
  12. Norwich have now won three games so there are two teams as crap as us.
  13. johnh

    Jokes thread

    Went to see a Psychic. Knocked on the door and a voice called out 'who is it?' Went home.
  14. Novak Djokovic is the only tennis player to lose a major tournament when only missing two shots.
  15. Mina's not bad when he isn't injured.
  16. He is a free transfer though, now if we can get him to agree wages of, say, £150 per week, he might be worth a punt.
  17. Steve, hope the New Year sees all your family back to full health.
  18. We should cut our losses, bring them home to avoid further embarrassment.
  19. I suspect there may have also been a bit of lobbying by teams near the bottom of the Premiership (Watford, Leeds, Southampton etc.,) who would be adversely affected by a Burnley win. It should never have got this far, as another poster said, 'if it had been Liverpool, they would have got the OK by return.'
  20. Was in the supermarket checkout queue behind an old dear. Must have been even older than me! When it was her turn she found she was £4.36 short and was visibly upset. I did the right thing though and put all the items she couldn't afford back on the shelves. Well, it is Christmas.
  21. Going to daughter's on Christmas Day, will have most of family there. Daughter is a brilliant cook so looking forward to it. Hope everyone on here has a great Christmas and a very happy and healthy new year.
  22. I agree with Steve here. I always feel more comfortable if I see Mina's name on the team sheet. Shame he does seem injury prone though.
  23. Looking at the stats (19% possession etc) I have worked out our tactics - 0 - 0 draw. If Chelsea score there is no Plan B.
  24. There is no way that either of those VAR disallowed goals would have been disallowed if it had been Liverpool, Man U or Man C involved.
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