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Kyiv are knackered. Really unfit. If we keep intensity up from last 10 minutes we'll batter them.

I think it's always been Kyiv and now we live in a far better society where we're shit scared to offend anyone in case they turn out to be a gun-toting beheading radical Muslim we've moved away from changing spelling of words to suit our own Ingurlish needs. It's either that or the spelling has been changed so as people don't become confused with that delicious chicken dish stuffed with slimy herby garlic butter and covered in crispy chicken nugget like crumb. After all, who could eat a dynamo?

Not even close Patto. Just looked online - it's looking half full at best. Newcastle all but a sell-out and Southampton heading very much the same way - we even have the Upper Bullens for the Southampton game. Tickets for the away leg @ £1 - we have 1500 allocation. They'll be given out, like at Krasnodar, at 'ticket points' in Kyiv to stop people buying to get the away credit and not travelling. We'll do well to have 500 over there, too.

Footballers looking upwards, pointing at the sky and mumbling. Footballers praying on the pitch either with or without their fingers and thumb pinched together. If you need to do it that badly, get it out of the way before you come out you self-seeking twat! Muslims are particularly bad for this, including turf sniffing with their arse in the air if they score.

And I thought they buried Spock the other day, Captain, but what the fuck do I know, eh!

I hope you're right but we'll see by the time we come to play Villa away. We need to be wary of what is below us at the moment - very wary! 4 of our games are against teams below us. We don't play West From or Palace again so what they do or don't do is irrelevant to us now apart from when they play teams below us. That was Villa's 1st penalty this season and look how it came about. After that tonight and being fed pointless soundbites by our soundbite Manager something just doesn't feel right.

After Coco The Foster gifting Villa 2 points tonight we have GOT to beat Stoke. What a useless gobshite that bloke is. Stick to embarrassing yourself on Twitter you fucking Hillbilly! Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhh!!!!!!!!

Don't tell Martinez...... He'll have him playing number 10 at Stoke with Mirallas right back and Coleman in goal

4 of our remaining 11 games are against teams below us. 2 away (QPR and Villa) 2 at home (Burnley and Sunlun). Unless we take a minimum of 8 points from those 4 games we will be relegated. Our other games are Stoke, Swansea, West Ham (away) Newcastle, Man Utd, Southampton, Spurs (home). We are shite at home and have 3 of the current top 7 to play at home. We have to beat the teams below us or we will be relegated as I see us picking up 4 points from our other 7 games.

We need a consistently good goalkeeper. Howard's ship has well sailed. If Barkley is worth £50m I am worth £100m. Atsu is not a footballer. When we get a corner we should just kick it out for a throw in to them and move on to the next incredible moment

I repeat. This man will have us relegated, maybe not this season (just) but stick everything you have on it for next season.

This doesn't make sense? A microcosm is a noun generally used to describe something which becomes larger, e.g. the universe

"That was a screamer from Barry"

Totally unfair thread on a man who made a brilliant tackle on Eto'o last season and also scored a screamer against the mighty Norwich. Well worth a contract so he can spend his time trying to shove people out of the way with that wide arse of his! Joy to watch!

Rugby. What a pile of shite this ridiculous game is. Think I'll watch the last 15 of Benidorm, instead.

3 things I will pray for from this game when I go to beddy-byes later; 1. 3 points 2. Total and utter humiliation of them, similar to anything you care to name from Dixie bowing to The Kop to Pepe The Clown shitting a brick for our 3rd and kindly placing the ball on Johnson's head..... 3. Gerrard - his last derby at the home of football. I hope he gets a standing ovation when he comes on, goes off, scores (as long as we score more). Why? It will do his shithouse head in and he'll remember it and resent it for the rest of his life. It will cause that hillbilly fucker more grief than booing and 'bantering' him! COYB!

http://uk.soccerway.com/news/2015/February/03/cahill-rejected-moyes-sociedad/n540473/

This is really good news for us but he will be wasted on the wing, the way we play. Give this guy the ball when he's stood still and he's useless. Get someone nearby to play a one/two off and he'll be off! Through the middle it is. Lightning!

They sound very excited about it. I'm sure the academy players will jump at the chance of spending an English summer in Australia, except that it will be winter there but if they're all as switched on as Ross Barkley maybe they won't realise until they get there :-D There have been and undoubtedly are some decent Aussie players but I see Mariners getting more out of this than we will on the playing front. It might increase our exposure there but that's about it.

If it seems too good to be true it usually is....... My money's on him being a pisshead - another Drenthe, van der Meyde or for the more seasoned fan, Bernie Wright!

Slipped on the soap - 10/1 Dissed his Mum - 7/2 Diddled his missus - 2/1 Took the piss out of the size of his dick - Evens If it was Chelsea, Mourhino would claim the media has a campaign against his academy. As it stands, Roberto has said it was an incredible moment which confirms the spirit within the Club and he would also like to thank Eto'o for his contribution to their development.

Has found his level, like Anichebe, and is where he belongs.

Is that like when Liverpool had to sell Suarez to Arsenal?

How do you know Everton won't want rid of him, clause or no clause? He has said he wants to concentrate on rest of season after it was made news he only has 18 months left, or however long. Who made it news, him or the club? You must be taking the "we" as this forum, who fortunately don't have a say in who stays or goes.

Too much if we want rid. Only Rafa Benitez would pay that for him!