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that top one has big ears
 
dogs are a bit lazy yeah what's up with that? so am i
dogs don't use you..you can use them and they don't care they still love you..they play with you when you want to play and don't pester what you can't be arsed..cats never shut the fuck up
and not sayin no other animal can cheer you up just sayin dogs can..only cheerin up i get from a cat is when i'm laughin at it
and from a cat you defo don't get close to the kind of a love and loyalty a dog will show you
also look at all the great things dogs do..stop criminals, help the blind, save lives..a cat does fuck all
as for the posts things most of mine aren't pictures of the word boom

been gutted for violin strings?

the funniest thing i ever saw one of my cats do when i was a kid was lie on top of the fridge freezer..stretch and roll a bit too far and fall off into the bin..went straight through the flappy lid..was amazin..it lost all sense of high and mighty-ness after that

you won't win a pic war with ten matt..he's a proper sad anorak bastard when it comes to internet pics
 
 
cats are just mongy..idiotic and selfish..a dog can protect you also... a cat would just lick it's arse and watch

with matt on this...they're just idiots and selfish
 
dogs are ten million times better

i liked beattie..and that goal against fulham was one of the best i've ever seen..if a 'big' player had scored that we'd still be hearing about it

only if the moneys right.

you don't know me so well do ya mind you i was a bit pissed when i wrote that pretty much gave up at the 5m is a good price bit..we bought him for more and he's a better player than he was

Yes, it's Matty Phillips

The last thing Tim ever did in an Everton shirt - punch Yohan Cabaye in the face.
 
That in itself earns him legend status with me.

a good twattin would too

i feel for the supporters..i don't know what i'd do without everton football wise..i could never ever support anyone else

People who sneeze like a fucking foghorn.

He doesn't deserve the Gwladys Street end....Park End would suffice.

thats a brilliant, completely original, never-before-thought-of idea Marco.

oh yes matthew..someone else who that annoys the shit(pun intended) out of...girlfriends friend does it when she comes round and it's like..that's my throne so fuck off touchin

one of my favourite rap songs does something similar (Styles Of Beyond - Subculture Lyrics)  
On a more petty note, I hate having toilet paper rolls with the paper rolling down at the back rather than the front. Drives me nuts!

sad for tim that he could never win anything here with everton..and also sad that we never got to say goodbye....text topic on talksport is about him today..best pound for pound signing ever in the premier league? gotta be up there

Good luck and thanks for the memories Tim, class act.
 
Any young player who wants to make the most out of what they have got just needs to look at Tim, he wasn't the most technically gifted player but my word he made sure he used what he had and applied 100% in everything he did. If Barkley takes Tim's attitude and application he can be the best in the world - that is how mentally strong Cahill was for us.
 
Deserves all the plaudits he will get, and I'm glad he will not be here too long to hear groans and moans because he isn't up to it any more. He deserves to go with a great reputation and not a failing one.

not so much the song that annoys me cos i quite like maroon 5 but it's the fact that kids today only know who mick jagger is because of the song..that's just a tragedy

End of an era.
 
Tim Cahill has been an inspiration to Evertonians young and old in his time here, and i didn't think i would see the day come, when he would leave.
 
He will be a big loss to all those in the dressing room because of his love for the club, and the enthusiasm and attitude he has for us has always been so openly displayed.
 
Thanks Tim, have a nice relaxing time winding down, you've earned it.
 
 

got ya..makes sense now

Got my closing bill from BT today (having changed 'net provider) thinking I'd owe them a few quid....but turns out they owe me £75 .

By the time a deal is done we'll actually be paying United.

I hope so, that'd wip the smug look off Christian Horner's face.