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Maupay is complete garbage but he puts in more effort than Kean, Tosun, King etc. Dele was a passenger. Gomes couldn't run anymore. Gbamin was a traffic cone. Walcott was useless. Bernard tried his best but was significantly too small.

Bit unfair. Never questioned whether Coady, Tarkowski, Mykolenko, Mina, Godfrey, Seamus, Iwobi, McNeil and Townsend have given everything. Most of the others it's a moment or two of laziness/lack of awareness. Quality is our problem not effort. While we haven't necessarily improved our results this year's squad is the most industrious in quite a few seasons.

City 1 - 1 Everton Coady

Bournemouth 0 - 0 Everton none

Unless they’re fatigued on Saturday from 3 games in a week and two trips to the south coast. We’re now winless in 7 against promoted sides. Saturday is obviously not a must win this early but it sure as hell feels very important with the layoff coming.

Agreed. Begovic Patterson Holgate Welch Vinagre Davies Doucoure Garner (in the hole) McNeil Rondon Gordon Somehow Maupay is even harder to watch than Rondon.

Everton 2 - 2 Leicester Gordon

Would be happy to buy one for you and you Venmo me for it. I’m a member so get ticket access to home games.

Fulham 0 - 1 Everton Iwobi

Jesus six winless against promoted sides is absolutely fucking dreadful.

Incredible thing to me is the team have 11 goals. Iwobi has assisted 5 of them. City have 36 so from my very biased perspective Iwobi's achievement is nearly 2x as impressive as KDB's 9 assists. KDB 9/36 Iwobi 5/11 Bernardo 5/36 Andreas 4/22 Saka 4/25 Vardy 4/21 Amazing.

Here's how I see it: Locks: Pickford, Gana Most likely: Coady Darn close: Tarkowski, Onana Still technically possible: DCL, Vinagre Everyone else heads to the land down under.

Everton 2 - 0 Palace DCL

Newcastle 2 - 2 Everton DCL

Spurs 0 - 0 Everton None

Everton 1 -1 Utd Gordon

Southampton 1 - 3 Everton Gordon

Literally the first player who could have gotten injured has. FFS. What did all of us do in a past life to deserve this torturous love affair?

Ok we're building something here and feeling good so who wants to guess which key player gets hurt on international duty...sorry for the doom and gloom. Coady, Patterson, Mykolenko, Gordon, Onana, Gana, Iwobi, Garner. Not wishing ill will on Rondon or Coleman but that would be best case scenario.

Went looking for my comments in this thread but apparently i left the really bad stuff in the matchday posts. He's had many a critic on here and I was towards the front of the queue. While this is a great place to share our thoughts and grievances it's also very important we admit to our mistakes. I would like to formally apologize to Alex. Many have been watching Everton for decades so I'm sure others jump to mind but in my 15 years I have never seen anyone have a turnaround like his. He was absolute trash no way around it and now he is our most important player. Full credit to him (with a decent assist from the coaching staff) on persistence and unlocking his potential.

Special. https://twitter.com/RBMersey/status/1571667708231434242?s=20&t=9NgvgjPff7bPZlckdfgjMA

Ok it’s official, I love this group. I’m scared.

Everton 2 - 1 West Ham Onana

Genuinely thrilled for him. Did everything he could here and now getting his reward with champions league goals he’ll remember forever.

Not sure of the original source of the interview but this is where I read it: https://www.toffeeweb.com/season/22-23/news/42579.html