Why not just say, Haf I have a problem with the fact you have contacts, or bullshit that you do. All this "make me laugh " bollocks, get it of your chest. Don't hold it in. Passive aggressive nonsense. You just come across as a bit of a tit.
For the record, the Dunc and his £500 wasn't just a one off. The bloke is generous to a fault, probably what you call flash. He's a true gent, but hey, not gonna fit in with your assassination of his character.
If he was flash, you would have seen him do media work, be pictured out on the tiles in the likes of the newz bar etc... He grew up in a rough arsed area, he is a down to earth bloke who likes to get the beers in and look after people he sees as his own.
You do make me laugh, rofl, lol and all that shit.