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Too late for me to put enough effort in to dwindle down my favourite, so just to be included I'll name what I've recently enjoyed. 1) Blonde Witch, but I'm not too fussy. Anything other than Foster's, Carlsberg, or Budweiser (although the Bud Ice is ok). 2) Ditto, like a single malt myself, but tend to only have it on special occasions. Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea is perfect on a sunny day, and I've just swapped from that to Morgan's Spiced rum or Havana. Least favourites: Gin, cheap vodka/brandy, and winter Pimm's. Jack Daniels honey deserves a special mention for being vile beyond belief.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/9555526/Elderly-woman-who-botched-religious-fresco-demands-royalties.html

Butter - 6.5/10. Stella caste, but falls a bit short the satirical comedy genre has been done to death by the US. This is basically Best in Show or Drop Dead Gorgeous but about a butter contest with a few funny scenes poorly stringed together. Comedy wise there's Rob Cordry, Ty Burrell, and Kristen Schaal. Eye candy, Ashley Greene and Olivia Wilde are sexy , and there's Alicia Silverstone and Jennifer Garner if they float your boat.

Dunne, obscure? Infamous premiership player, due to his red cards and own goals.

As much as Neville has been rubbish, he hasn't been at fault for any of the goals, so I wouldn't say Gibson would have been able to stop them. Howard, Jags, and Distin have been very poor and should have prevented most the goals we have conceded.

old-man-is-snoring

Howard Hibbert Heitinga Distin Baines Coleman Osman Felli Pienaar Anichebe Mirallas Heitinga, no explanation needed. Felli back to deal with Michu/Guzman and Coleman in to help deal with Routledge who is in good form atm.

Chip

Polo

I made the mistake of clicking through the novelty songs recommended after it and have had the 1st verse stuck in my head since. Hello Muddah, hello fadduh! Here I am at camp Grenada Camp is very entertaining and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining

Twilight

Did you find the last 10 mins to be a bit of a mess, with the fight scene not gelling well?

Heroes

*A handy under the pillow

Anal

Danka

I think that's Stoke's motto.

If that ever happened, I would get John Connor number 11 on the back of a shirt.

http://upload.wikime...zarenacombo.jpg Everton and Liverpool have won loads of honours and have lots of history, but there will still be enough room to fit as much memorabilia as you can imagine into a football stadium. They won't even need to share changing rooms. Goodison is barely used other than every other weekend, you wouldn't notice if another team was already playing there on the alternating weeks.

Are you in witness protection? A few nice snaps, I stayed over there with family who were in the army as a kid. The sights look pleasantly familiar, especially the second pic. Although Cyprus is far too hot for me.

TBF he never tries to hide that he likes to wind people up. Eg. The Ofoe cock-up, that he then admitted, after a few catches, was a hoax.

What was it for? You weren't even one of the posters I had in mind, unless it's literally for the word cunt alone aha. So can anyone just put a complaint in, and a warning is issued without any discussion? Flawed system if so.

Thank you. Although if you do or do not, it's up to you, I really don't mind. If it's personal abuse, did they also get a warning? "Get your fucking head out of our arse you childish little blirt". However, I believe the abuse was warranted as it got that reaction and proved the poster is a hypocrite (fitting of both meanings). 'a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religiousbeliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.' 'a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, orstatements belie his or her public statements.'

You should censor that, I find Jeremy Kyle offensive as it bullies the poor sods who just want to find out who the baby daddy is ..