Claire Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Claire said..... "" And you want to try talking to someone and they cant take their eyes off your chest now thats annoying!!!! "" ..... Yeah, i know what you mean, Girls are always looking at my chest when i talk to them. Thank goodness someone who shares my pain!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 You should be happy that you have something for people to look at, think of all those flat chested girls before you moan next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Sometimes you end up staring at someones chest then suddenly realise and think shit how long have I been doing that? So then you try to look somewhere else and after staring directly into someones eyes for a few minutes you start to think is it now really obvious that I am not trying to stare at your chest? Or maybe this is just me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 This may seem a little extreme to solving the "chest staring" thing. Get married, and if she complains, produce the Marriage Certificate and wave it in her face proclaiming " I'll do what I like, I have a license for you". I didn't say it was a good idea, just an idea. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 This may seem a little extreme to solving the "chest staring" thing. Get married, and if she complains, produce the Marriage Certificate and wave it in her face proclaiming " I'll do what I like, I have a license for you". I didn't say it was a good idea, just an idea. ATB Mac If you are really doing this, how are you still alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 This may seem a little extreme to solving the "chest staring" thing. Get married, and if she complains, produce the Marriage Certificate and wave it in her face proclaiming " I'll do what I like, I have a license for you". I didn't say it was a good idea, just an idea. ATB Mac genius mac! just spat my pasta on the table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Whats even better Steve, it f*cking works. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 If you are really doing this, how are you still alive? Because I am the boss in my own house, when she let's me........... Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Ladies and gentleman; the man song. He’s the man. He’s the man. I don’t take no crap from anybody,else but you. I wear the pants around here, when I finish with your laundry. Cos I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight, When I say jump you say yeah right. I’m the man of this house, until you get home He’s the man. He’s the man. When I say goes around here, Right out the window. And I don’t wanna hear alotta whining, So I’ll shut up. The sooner you learn who’s boss around here, The sooner you can give me my orders, dear. Cos I’m head hunter around here, But it’s all in my head. He’s the man. He’s the man. And I can have sex anytime, that you want. Cos I’m a man who has needs, that are not that important. And don’t expect any flowers from me, cos if I’m not mistaken, you prefer to Jewellry. I’m the king of my castle, when you’re not around. He’s the man. He’s the man. And I’ll drink and watch sports, whenever I wanna get in trouble. And I’ll come home, when I’m good and ready, To sleep on the couch. Cos a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, and I’m gonna do what yu tell me to. Because I’m top dog around here, but ive been nooterd. He’s the man. He’s the man! You the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Loving that. It's true aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 hahaha i was confused for most part till the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 But equally Mac Taras got a licence for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 But equally Mac Taras got a licence for you! True enough Claire, and such has every right to stare at whatever she wants. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 True enough Claire, and such has every right to stare at whatever she wants. ATB Mac So thats your excuse for walking around with your fly down and your pockets turned inside out saying "look I'm an elephant" I love this longest thread it just keeps rolling on. My healthy living kicked back in today and I'v just spent the last 2 hr's sweating down the gym and now I'm home for a cuppa and an early night, I want to stay up late but I'll only end up down the pub and that leads to all sorts of kaos! The fish has officially banned himself from entering his local until he can control his urge to stay up all night and sleep all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 So thats your excuse for walking around with your fly down and your pockets turned inside out saying "look I'm an elephant" Hell yes, that is my party trick. Tara reserves the right to have a bloody good look if she wants. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Well thats me folks, early to bed, early to rise. 3 mile jog beckons for me in the morning and then beat the Saturday morning rush at the barbers to rid me of this pre christmas cut thats starting to look like worzle gummage on a bad day! Nighty night all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Big girls blouse. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 will the longest thread ever ever end well its early hours of the morning now and sat here in bed bored stupid contemplating why is mans best friend a dog??? its not like he can buy u a pint, go the game with you, have a heated discussion on whether or not u would give 1 to madonna or not. so why are dogs called a mans best friend???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Aparently 15,000 yrs ago the meat eating Canidae specie evolved in to the Canis then canis lupus specie of whice man then domesticated to become todays Canis lupus familiaris (Thats fancy for Domesticated Dog). That 1st part is absolutely usels but I thought WTF..LOL... Anyhwos the thoery is the long association & early domestication of the said animal as the 1st domesticated animal is said to be why the Dog is mans best friend. But Im sure ive heard elswhere that A dog is mans best friend, When he has lost sight of everyhting else. Hope ya can sleep now webby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 7, 2007 Report Share Posted January 7, 2007 I can comment on this one in a limited way. I love my dog, he loves me. I can walk into the house after a lousy day and he is still pleased to see me. No matter what kind of a day he has had, he will come bounding up to me and greet me as if I have just conquered Asia. He is not MY best friend, but he does act as if he is. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 I'm going to buy 'the rifles' and arcitc monkeys tickets now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Going to sign off later today my time for a final long weekend summer excursion. Back 2 the junk yard & the grind of everyday life next week. Be well till then, close your eyes & ill kiss you, tomorrow ill miss you (though ill still be about in the Uk Am) DONT FORGET TIPPING IS BACK THIS WEEKEND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Remember i'll always be true. aka John George Paul and Ringo 1965 ish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 I'm going to bed meself, well I will watch a few episodes of one of me boxsets of the simpsons then bo bos Night all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Pat's Back form the " Claytons " Holiday..LOL..>What a buggar.... Cple hers before departure, am zippin around town tying off a few final chores etc & I notices me Rig is feeling damn heavy to steer n gettin worse. By the time I gets home it's like turning a yacht & heavy as a tank , what a a physical effort to turn. Seems the power steering has gone on hol's a cple hers before we were due to leave & good old MR Ford cant get me in till monday to fix it..fuk em. Wasnt drivin a 1000km's & back in a sherman funkin tank or the Gal's 2 door Totoyta ( barbie car)..LOL So we we went to a lovley seafood rest & spent the til lthe ealry hours at the casino alst night then sent the gutted kids of on a kids club wildlife warrior day to Steve Irwin's Australia zoo, today. All was not lost ( well much was @ the casino) So Pats back, but never actually went anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Glad you had a nice time, is seafood cheap down under?, it costs an arm and a leg over here at the mo. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Cheap to buy market wise, shops, etc ( e.g - 1Kg King Tiger Prawns cost around 5 quid @ xmas) [ they call them under 18's Ya get under 18 in a Kgs theyre so big] ) If ya like fish - Plaease I emplore everybody 1 day try some "Coral Trout" - fleshier than chicken, sublime taste. (Barramundi is overated in comp & price) But like in any half decent restaurant anyhere in the western world one get's stung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 I am drooling at the thought of Tiger Prawns at that price mate. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Tiger prawns are one of the few things in the world that make me believe that maybe there really is a God after all...fiver a Kilo is unbelievable. Shame about the trip though Pat...was worrying myself at the w/e, we're going to France in three weeks for a few nights in honour of the wife's fortieth but there was all sorts of chaos at Bristol airport where they've resurfaced the runway...lot of aquaplaning on landing . Easyjet and loads of others refusing to use it..seems to have been sorted after a temp closure to dig some grooves in it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Prawns - Get to fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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