AlexNyarko Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 My source inside Everton Football Club has been able to get his hands on a top secret transfer dossier, in which David Moyes has highlighted his transfer targets for the summer INS - Nicky Butt - My source tells me that Moyes is keen to fill the gap left by Lee Carsley by signing Nicky Butt. This deal will only go through if Newcastle are relegated Robert Huth - My source tells me that Robert Huth of Boro has caught the eye of Moyes. The strong centre back will command a fee of 7 million El Hadji Diouf - My source tells me that Diouf has failed to settle at Blackburn, and Moyes is interested in signing him on loan Ronaldo - No, not Cristiano, Its the fat Ronaldo. Fat Ronaldo is keen to play in England and Spurs, Everton and West Ham will fight it out for him according to my source Outs - Arteta - My source tells me that Mikel Arteta and David Moyes were involved in a training ground bust up, leaving Arteta with a black eye. My source tells me that Arteta will leave in the summer for 8 million, with Bayern Munich the likely destination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 My source tells me this is a load of bull**** and you're a possible kopite... or you could be from the past linking us to a load of players who used to be good. My source tells me you're the ghost of transfer windows past! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Course you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 What a plonker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Thought about moving this to the Rumours section but it's not the right place and sadly we don't have a section for psychologically impaired members. So I think it's best left here for people to laugh at . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 fat ronaldo would be quite an addition though . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest efctaxi Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 My source inside Everton Football Club has been able to get his hands on a top secret transfer dossier, in which David Moyes has highlighted his transfer targets for the summer INS - Nicky Butt - My source tells me that Moyes is keen to fill the gap left by Lee Carsley by signing Nicky Butt. This deal will only go through if Newcastle are relegated Robert Huth - My source tells me that Robert Huth of Boro has caught the eye of Moyes. The strong centre back will command a fee of 7 million El Hadji Diouf - My source tells me that Diouf has failed to settle at Blackburn, and Moyes is interested in signing him on loan Ronaldo - No, not Cristiano, Its the fat Ronaldo. Fat Ronaldo is keen to play in England and Spurs, Everton and West Ham will fight it out for him according to my source Outs - Arteta - My source tells me that Mikel Arteta and David Moyes were involved in a training ground bust up, leaving Arteta with a black eye. My source tells me that Arteta will leave in the summer for 8 million, with Bayern Munich the likely destination Was your source inside Everton Football Club the comedian at the awards night ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Will you be my best friend? You're obviously brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest efctaxi Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Will you be my best friend? You're obviously brilliant. Certainly not ! Jimmy said you always go to the bog when it's your round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Will you be my best friend? You're obviously brilliant. haha that made me grin as for your source mate i doubt it highly as does everyone else i think you need a hobby. my source however is legitimate! kaka turned down city cos he is waiting to join the fa cup winners more at stake than you lot though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 I think.....given Alex's poor grasp of spelling....that what he meant to say is that he has a sauce inside Goodison. He's a tomato ketchup salesman . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncanmckenzieismagic Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 My source inside Everton Football Club has been able to get his hands on a top secret transfer dossier, in which David Moyes has highlighted his transfer targets for the summer INS - Nicky Butt - My source tells me that Moyes is keen to fill the gap left by Lee Carsley by signing Nicky Butt. This deal will only go through if Newcastle are relegated Robert Huth - My source tells me that Robert Huth of Boro has caught the eye of Moyes. The strong centre back will command a fee of 7 million El Hadji Diouf - My source tells me that Diouf has failed to settle at Blackburn, and Moyes is interested in signing him on loan Ronaldo - No, not Cristiano, Its the fat Ronaldo. Fat Ronaldo is keen to play in England and Spurs, Everton and West Ham will fight it out for him according to my source Outs - Arteta - My source tells me that Mikel Arteta and David Moyes were involved in a training ground bust up, leaving Arteta with a black eye. My source tells me that Arteta will leave in the summer for 8 million, with Bayern Munich the likely destination I think your source has been on the sauce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 i was tryin to think of a hp joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy the blue Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 This guy is brilliant, how could he type like that and wank at the same time???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest efctaxi Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 I think.....given Alex's poor grasp of spelling....that what he meant to say is that he has a sauce inside Goodison. He's a tomato ketchup salesman . Easy there cowboy . You know what the doctor said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Oh No, I'm going mad........................I actually believe everything he said :withstupid: :suicide_anim: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 o dear, a poor old kopite wishing the worst on us? Nicky Butt!!!! If we got him, i think i would hang myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Churinga2 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Arteta - My source tells me that Mikel Arteta and David Moyes were involved in a training ground bust up, leaving Arteta with a black eye. My source tells me that Arteta will leave in the summer for 8 million, with Bayern Munich the likely destination so arteta is training again? OMG!!!! HE MIGHT BE FIT FOR THE FA FINAL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest efctaxi Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 so arteta is training again? OMG!!!! HE MIGHT BE FIT FOR THE FA FINAL!!! Nah . Apparantly Moyes ' dropped ' him . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Nah . Apparantly Moyes ' dropped ' him . :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxy051 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Nah . Apparantly Moyes ' dropped ' him . Haha quality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barryj Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 BRILLIANT - Sorry didn't post for a few days as I was admited to hospital having broken my ribs laughing at this post! I've read some deluded posts in the past, but why kopites bother is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverEverton Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) My source inside Everton Football Club has been able to get his hands on a top secret transfer dossier, in which David Moyes has highlighted his transfer targets for the summer INS - Nicky Butt - My source tells me that Moyes is keen to fill the gap left by Lee Carsley by signing Nicky Butt. This deal will only go through if Newcastle are relegated Robert Huth - My source tells me that Robert Huth of Boro has caught the eye of Moyes. The strong centre back will command a fee of 7 million El Hadji Diouf - My source tells me that Diouf has failed to settle at Blackburn, and Moyes is interested in signing him on loan Ronaldo - No, not Cristiano, Its the fat Ronaldo. Fat Ronaldo is keen to play in England and Spurs, Everton and West Ham will fight it out for him according to my source Outs - Arteta - My source tells me that Mikel Arteta and David Moyes were involved in a training ground bust up, leaving Arteta with a black eye. My source tells me that Arteta will leave in the summer for 8 million, with Bayern Munich the likely destination Nyarko was a Tw*t and so are you !!!! Edited May 22, 2009 by ForeverEverton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cahill4 Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 8 mil for Arteta, lol. Try 80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I think your source was winding you up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerMouse Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efcdom Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 in the immortal words of chris kamara..UNBELIEVABLE!!! i no moyesy wont have any money but fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Arteta - My source tells me that Mikel Arteta and David Moyes were involved in a training ground bust up, leaving Arteta with a black eye. My source tells me that Arteta will leave in the summer for 8 million, with Bayern Munich the likely destination A bad leg and a black eye. Christ, I never knew that Moeys was such a good fighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xavier Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 My source inside Everton Football Club has been able to get his hands on a top secret transfer dossier, in which David Moyes has highlighted his transfer targets for the summer INS - Nicky Butt - My source tells me that Moyes is keen to fill the gap left by Lee Carsley by signing Nicky Butt. This deal will only go through if Newcastle are relegated Robert Huth - My source tells me that Robert Huth of Boro has caught the eye of Moyes. The strong centre back will command a fee of 7 million El Hadji Diouf - My source tells me that Diouf has failed to settle at Blackburn, and Moyes is interested in signing him on loan Ronaldo - No, not Cristiano, Its the fat Ronaldo. Fat Ronaldo is keen to play in England and Spurs, Everton and West Ham will fight it out for him according to my source Outs - Arteta - My source tells me that Mikel Arteta and David Moyes were involved in a training ground bust up, leaving Arteta with a black eye. My source tells me that Arteta will leave in the summer for 8 million, with Bayern Munich the likely destination So you're saying that you have a source? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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