dark Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Bit of a random thread but one that will get a few laughs! Five minutes ago I was sitting in the sun with a cold beer browsing the forums. Next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 having an argument on 606 with a newcastle fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 sat in a meeting room with no AC, 7 older men talking about something that doesnt exist in Zurich. Damn you Dark, you lucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted August 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 sat in a meeting room with no AC, 7 older men talking about something that doesnt exist in Zurich. Damn you Dark, you lucky bastard. Life in Portugal is good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Life in Portugal is good! Not for long. I've just left an anonymous tip with the Portuguese police that there's underage drinking going on and they're on their way round. In five minutes time you'll be handcuffed in the back of a van and in five hours you'll be sharing a cell with a drunken seventeen stone sodomite called Joaquim . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 you better get pissed quick you're gonna need to be a bit numb then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 I was kicking one of the company's laptops across the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted August 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 ROFL! I'm on my way home to England tomorrow so I've got 24 hours to make myself scarce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Changing a nappy....thought those days were gone . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Changing a nappy....thought those days were gone . Well they do say life goes full-circle. I mean, you started off life in nappies, so it was always likely you'd end it in nappies too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Well they do say life goes full-circle. I mean, you started off life in nappies, so it was always likely you'd end it in nappies too . :shaking fist: Babysitting grandaughter for a week.....am currently watching "In the Night Garden" starring Igglepiggle, Upsy Daisy and some pontipines. Deeply moving if I'm honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 :shaking fist: Babysitting grandaughter for a week..... My mistake . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 stayin at a mates house in Shef, just polished off my ninth tin of Gaymers Pear cider: with berry fruits aha. goin for the manly shit! n discussed movements toward the O2 academy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 stayin at a mates house in Shef, just polished off my ninth tin of Gaymers Pear cider.... Cider is made from apples. The equivalent alcoholic drink made from pears is called perry. "Pear cider" is one of the many things in life that unaccountably make me incredibly angry . Do I need help ? Edit: I'm not blaming you for this ten . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonKey Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Falling down the stairs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Cider is made from apples. The equivalent alcoholic drink made from pears is called perry. "Pear cider" is one of the many things in life that unaccountably make me incredibly angry . Do I need help ? Edit: I'm not blaming you for this ten . strawberry beer annoys the piss out of me...not sure why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Cider is made from apples. The equivalent alcoholic drink made from pears is called perry. "Pear cider" is one of the many things in life that unaccountably make me incredibly angry . Do I need help ? Edit: I'm not blaming you for this ten . Was gonna say lol i didnt invent it:! well ive just got outta the taxi n gone straight for my sleeping bag (how lame does that sound) n ready for the day sessions to commence tomorrow btw, if people wanna know why i drink 'perry' (for you mikey), its because larger tastes of shite n im sure most people kid themselves. horrible gassy plop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 [quote name='DonKey' timestam Falling down the stairs! funny you say that, ive just seen a girl faceplant down 8 steps from the O2 academy, nasty! thing that windz me up is that people just stare instead of helpin!? i ran 40yards n got there first, friends eh? luckily, she was ok, just a scraped knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 funny you say that, ive just seen a girl faceplant down 8 steps from the O2 academy, nasty! thing that windz me up is that people just stare instead of helpin!? i ran 40yards n got there first, friends eh? luckily, she was ok, just a scraped knee. Did that happen to be because she was a looker or just because you're a helpful soul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 yeah that's true if it's a bit of a quirky lass i don't see many fellas beltin there to help do we have a things that annoy us thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Did that happen to be because she was a looker or just because you're a helpful soul? Helpful soul Mark. Helpful soul...oh wait she was stunning lol but seriously, anybody fallin may need help, spose its just my charitable character! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Helpful soul Mark. Helpful soul...oh wait she was stunning lol but seriously, anybody fallin may need help, spose its just my charitable character! Not so stunning after falling on her face though eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 haha. weirdly enough her face was fine!? must have a pact with the devil! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 i can't help laughin whenever someone decks it i'm just a bastard i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inertia8 Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Playing Fifa10 ManShitty v Everton, 34th game of first season, in 6th place and chance of reaching 4th, first time I stepped up to world class mode... up 1-2 with 10mins to spare, fucker chipped my howard to equalise.. I then managed to give away a free kick by passing the ball and kicking the opposition, of course the free kick goes in.. 3-2.. nearly threw the controller through the TV... I walked away and it's still playing the highlights in the next room.. fuckin shits me sometimes that game, I don't have the skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 it's a bastard at times that game man..i don't have an xbox anymore stressed me out too much i stick to pc games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 fuckin pens are worse vs computer, you can bet that you WILL lose on them! i dnt aim in one place, i constantly move it round n 3/5 times they'll save it! Wankers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 i always won on penalties...i was able to tell which side the player goes they move their head just at the last second..if you're quick enough you can catch them out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 currently im slumped on the bed, with a 12" pizza, just moments after listenin to Claude von Stroke at Plug in sheff. friggin trannied big time. Yes mate!!!! aha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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