JoeQuince

Somebody really needs to buy Jelavic a beer today. Missing a trick with the help of two posts and a fingertip has got to be utterly depressing.

Could have so easily been Jelavic. I really feel bad for the guy. His luck is shit. Missed a hat trick with two posts and Cech's fingertips. In the end, I've gone with Pienaar.

Can't put this loss on Jelavic for missing a volley. Fact is we got extremely unlucky. It was just one of those days where things didn't bounce our way. We could have won this by a few if a few shots had been inches one way or the other. Cech was immense in the first half, and that finger tip save on a perfect strike by Jelavic may have really saved them today.

He got unlucky with the post several times today. You'd want a mouth full of Jelavic's schlong had those hit a few inches the other way.

So pissed off. So, so, so pissed off.

Why do Chelsea need new investors?

You've got to be shitting me. Who's going to take charge in our penalty area?

Dude has the world's absolute worst luck hahaha

JELAVIC WITH ANOTHER FUCKING POST. ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

What's up with us always having issues switching off?

What I saw (in real time) was Heits sucked in to the middle marking no one in particular, leaving Naismith to (sort of) mark Lampard. I'll check the replay later, but I trust your opinions.

Can we talk less about Chelsea and more about Heitinga's atrocious marking on that Lampard goal? He is completely useless in the air anymore.

That old dyke.

Shitballs.

Vic really could be an amazing player if not for his constant injury setbacks and petulance at times of inconsistency. He's showing his little flashes of brilliance today.

Jelavic has a goal in him today. He's looking confident despite the close calls.

Whoever wrote that article most likely has Asperger's...

Osman's face at every decision Lee Mason makes = priceless

Seriously their back 4 are getting away with murder here. Also Hitzlsperger looking like absolute shit today.

Lee Mason really is a giant cunt.

Hoping Coleman is able to play. This Jags at rb deal is tough to take. I would like to see: Howard Coleman Jags Distin Baines Osman Neville Hitzlsperger Pienaar Jelavic Anichebe OR (with no Coleman): Howard Neville Jags Distin Baines Pienaar Osman Hitzlsperger Oviedo Barkley Jelavic

^what pete0 said.

BYE BYE COLE. Make up call for the disallowed goal? Probably. But I'll take it.

Moyes knew what he was doing with Vic today. Christmas really is his season.

CHEEEEEEEEEEB!!!!!