Cake

If scoring with Brazilian prostitutes counts!

I'm just glad the product of the self-proclaimed Guv'nor's baby batter will not be getting anywhere near an Everton shirt.

Someones going to be syc-o-more puns, keep em coming!

Wipe your arse with that shite!

In which case they must have plans for him and he is their player.
 
I want that Rakitic from Sevilla after seeing him the other night - totally different type of player and well off topic, I know, but he is one top player!

Rakitic looks like decent player, too - quick as well. We'll have him and Bacca.

I haven't got a clue what language you're speaking but we've got Stones and don't need your Pebble.

I haven't got a clue what language you're speaking but we've got Stones and don't need your Pebble.

I haven't got a clue what language you're speaking but we've got Stones and don't need your Pebble.

this place fucking rocks

I haven't got a clue what language you're speaking but we've got Stones and don't need your Pebble.

I haven't got a clue what language you're speaking but we've got Stones and don't need your Pebble.

He's in the Prem next season but was lower down - Nigel Pearson, Leicester. Don't know how successful he'll be at the top level or how long he'll remain as he is at that level but he also seems calm, "matter of fact" and just calls it as he sees it without bias.
 
Mick McCarthy, when at Wolves, being interviewed before the 2nd leg of a play off to get into the Prem;
 
Interviewer; "I hear you were up at 5am painting your garage door?"
McCarthy; "Yes, that's right"
Interviewer: "What possessed you to do that on the morning of one of the biggest games in Wolves' history?"
McCarthy: "It needed painting!"

As just read (and enjoyed) on Twitter:
 
A support line has been set up for Liverpool fans. 0800 3-0 3-1 3-2 3-3

That's good. I also like 'Crystanbul' and 'Istanpulis'

The miracle of Istanbul is now 'The fuck-up of Croydon'..

After earlier losses for Spurs & Man Utd what did anyone expect from the crowd? Arsenal aren't going to lose their last two games and we needed them to do that to have a chance of 4th, assuming we get at least a point at Hull. It's been quieter.
 
If Liverpool don't win the title it's down to them taking only 3 points out of a possible 12 off Chelsea & City - they lost at The Etihad and lost twice against Chelsea.
 
If Liverpool, Sky, Gary Neville, Jamie Redknapp or anyone else wants to blame Everton's quiet crowd for Liverpool not winning the league then let them carry on. If you're that pissed off with Sky and their dreadful treatment of our magnificent fans cancel your fucking Sky subscription.
 
I'm pissed off because Everton lost today. I couldn't give a flying fuck what it has or hasn't done for any other football club, set of fans, or tv company. Liverpool, and any other team, exist twice a season, for me.
 
It's always some other bastard's fault, with those whining fuckers.
 
 

I'd probably rather have him than Barry tbh.

Great I always thought he was in his 30's or certainly close.
 
Would be a good signing.
 
Rodwell Colback Diarra? I would say we would need 2 of them and I would go with Diarra and Colback

No chance, the French never do that.

I love Goodison and have been going there for over 45 years but it's time to leave and has been for quite a while, now. Two reasons:
 
1. Finances and attracting investment, etc...
2. Before something really bad happens during a game. I was in Upper Bullens, block 4, which is almost as far away as you can get from where the away fans are but in the same stand for those who don't know, for the game against Zenit when the Russian loons were bouncing up and down, singing their heads off. The whole stand was moving, swaying and it wasn't built to do that. The panic on peoples faces, standing up shouting at them to sit down/stop, resulted in an announcement in Russian, loud cheering from Zenit, more frenzied bouncing, followed by it stopping after stewards and police moved in. I don't want Goodison to be remembered for falling down because if it did that's all people would remember it for. It deserves better than that and so do we. As we move into European competition over the next and coming seasons we'll see more 'bouncing'. It's already creeping in to our own (Premier League) fans match day routine but, thankfully, not all who do it currently sell their allocation and so they don't make it up to the top tier. Might be nothing and I hope it is for all the right reasons apart from just tarnished memories.
 
Everything has its day and 120+ years in the same modified house is enough for anyone. Time to move on and start making history in new surroundings for future generations of barking mad Evertonians. The memories from Goodison will still be talked about after we have moved, same as they are now. Let future generations make and have their own. It's high time anyway for the snot-nosed kids of today to start doing something for themselves and make an effort instead of hanging on the coat-tails of their parents and forefathers.

I love Goodison and have been going there for over 45 years but it's time to leave and has been for quite a while, now. Two reasons:
 
1. Finances and attracting investment, etc...
2. Before something really bad happens during a game. I was in Upper Bullens, block 4, which is almost as far away as you can get from where the away fans are but in the same stand for those who don't know, for the game against Zenit when the Russian loons were bouncing up and down, singing their heads off. The whole stand was moving, swaying and it wasn't built to do that. The panic on peoples faces, standing up shouting at them to sit down/stop, resulted in an announcement in Russian, loud cheering from Zenit, more frenzied bouncing, followed by it stopping after stewards and police moved in. I don't want Goodison to be remembered for falling down because if it did that's all people would remember it for. It deserves better than that and so do we. As we move into European competition over the next and coming seasons we'll see more 'bouncing'. It's already creeping in to our own (Premier League) fans match day routine but, thankfully, not all who do it currently sell their allocation and so they don't make it up to the top tier. Might be nothing and I hope it is for all the right reasons apart from just tarnished memories.
 
Everything has its day and 120+ years in the same modified house is enough for anyone. Time to move on and start making history in new surroundings for future generations of barking mad Evertonians. The memories from Goodison will still be talked about after we have moved, same as they are now. Let future generations make and have their own. It's high time anyway for the snot-nosed kids of today to start doing something for themselves and make an effort instead of hanging on the coat-tails of their parents and forefathers.

I love Goodison and have been going there for over 45 years but it's time to leave and has been for quite a while, now. Two reasons:
 
1. Finances and attracting investment, etc...
2. Before something really bad happens during a game. I was in Upper Bullens, block 4, which is almost as far away as you can get from where the away fans are but in the same stand for those who don't know, for the game against Zenit when the Russian loons were bouncing up and down, singing their heads off. The whole stand was moving, swaying and it wasn't built to do that. The panic on peoples faces, standing up shouting at them to sit down/stop, resulted in an announcement in Russian, loud cheering from Zenit, more frenzied bouncing, followed by it stopping after stewards and police moved in. I don't want Goodison to be remembered for falling down because if it did that's all people would remember it for. It deserves better than that and so do we. As we move into European competition over the next and coming seasons we'll see more 'bouncing'. It's already creeping in to our own (Premier League) fans match day routine but, thankfully, not all who do it currently sell their allocation and so they don't make it up to the top tier. Might be nothing and I hope it is for all the right reasons apart from just tarnished memories.
 
Everything has its day and 120+ years in the same modified house is enough for anyone. Time to move on and start making history in new surroundings for future generations of barking mad Evertonians. The memories from Goodison will still be talked about after we have moved, same as they are now. Let future generations make and have their own. It's high time anyway for the snot-nosed kids of today to start doing something for themselves and make an effort instead of hanging on the coat-tails of their parents and forefathers.

Match of the day player. Doesnt offer much over 90 minutes imo.

Make my skin crawl (if it's a man, slightly more acceptable from a woman).