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    johnh reacted to Palfy in Corona Virus   
    So do I hope for you both, keep well mate. 
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    johnh got a reaction from Palfy in Corona Virus   
    Just to prove I can post on the right thread!  (Occasionally)
    Me and her indoors had our 'booster' jab today.  Have had my flu jab so hope I will get through the winter months OK.
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    johnh got a reaction from Matt in Corona Virus   
    Just to prove I can post on the right thread!  (Occasionally)
    Me and her indoors had our 'booster' jab today.  Have had my flu jab so hope I will get through the winter months OK.
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    johnh got a reaction from Hafnia in Corona Virus   
    Just to prove I can post on the right thread!  (Occasionally)
    Me and her indoors had our 'booster' jab today.  Have had my flu jab so hope I will get through the winter months OK.
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    johnh got a reaction from Matt in Jokes thread   
    Small ruckus in our local supermarket over loo rolls.  One guy had to go to A&E with a soft tissue injury.
     
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    johnh got a reaction from Matt in Jokes thread   
    Statisticians have calculated that by 2035 one in three adults in England will have managed Watford.
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    johnh reacted to Elston Gunnn in Manchester United away (October 2)   
    Good crisp thumbnail.  I want relentlessness in our play.
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    johnh reacted to Hafnia in Manchester United away (October 2)   
    99%
    The same players coaches by other managers don't show 
    Hes made them accountable. 
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    johnh got a reaction from Matt in Longest Thread!   
    Matt
    Well done.  That's great news. Hope all the good vibes continue.
    Johnh
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    johnh got a reaction from Palfy in Longest Thread! for Everton Discussion   
    Google the word    woe   and check what the Oxford dictionary definition is.
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    johnh got a reaction from Romey 1878 in Longest Thread! for Everton Discussion   
    Google the word    woe   and check what the Oxford dictionary definition is.
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    johnh reacted to Cornish Steve in Salomón Rondón   
    In all seriousness, my brother was involved in planning arrivals for world leaders in Cornwall for the recent conference there. Biden arrived after 1am, shook hands and greeted people, took an hour-long limo ride to St. Ives, and was interviewed at 7am with other leaders. My brother was genuinely impressed by the guy's stamina. Mind you, maybe he thought he was in Florida!
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    johnh reacted to Cornish Steve in Vaunt the Good Vibes   
    The final leg of the flight was supposed to take four hours. After the first engine had trouble, the pilot announced you'd now take six hours. After the second engine gave up, he announced you'd be eight hours. When the third engine seized, the pilot declared the flight would take about ten hours. At that point, John turned to a fellow passenger and, a little worried, whispered: "I hope the fourth engine doesn't break, otherwise we'll be up here all night."
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    johnh got a reaction from Cornish Steve in Vaunt the Good Vibes   
    Eldest son and grandson are visiting tomorrow.  They are calling on their way to the match at Brighton, both being season ticket holders at Goodison in spite of living in Nottingham.  Haven't seen grandson for over a year so looking forward to it. He always phone's me to give me a run-down on the Everton games.  He's now 6ft 7 inches tall and weighs 15 stone so I'll have to get used to calling him 'sir'!
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    johnh got a reaction from MikeO in Vaunt the Good Vibes   
    When I flew to Singapore in 1955 it was on a four engine (propeller)  Hermes.  Notorious for engine trouble, which we had the whole way. (We got there in the end!)  Have a great holiday Mike.
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    johnh got a reaction from markjazzbassist in Corona Virus   
    Had a cold phone call today, talking about insurance on my washing machine.  I said 'I haven't got a washing machine, we are fortunate to have a stream running past the end of our garden and we beat the clothes on the rocks.' 'Do you do insurance for if the stream runs dry'?  Click.
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    johnh got a reaction from MikeO in Corona Virus   
    Don't know how that got in this thread and I haven't had a drink yet today!  By the way, you have a good holiday Mike.
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    johnh got a reaction from Matt in Corona Virus   
    Don't know how that got in this thread and I haven't had a drink yet today!  By the way, you have a good holiday Mike.
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    johnh got a reaction from Matt in Corona Virus   
    Had a cold phone call today, talking about insurance on my washing machine.  I said 'I haven't got a washing machine, we are fortunate to have a stream running past the end of our garden and we beat the clothes on the rocks.' 'Do you do insurance for if the stream runs dry'?  Click.
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    johnh got a reaction from Palfy in Corona Virus   
    Don't know how that got in this thread and I haven't had a drink yet today!  By the way, you have a good holiday Mike.
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    johnh got a reaction from Romey 1878 in Corona Virus   
    Don't know how that got in this thread and I haven't had a drink yet today!  By the way, you have a good holiday Mike.
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    johnh got a reaction from StevO in Corona Virus   
    Had a cold phone call today, talking about insurance on my washing machine.  I said 'I haven't got a washing machine, we are fortunate to have a stream running past the end of our garden and we beat the clothes on the rocks.' 'Do you do insurance for if the stream runs dry'?  Click.
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    johnh got a reaction from Romey 1878 in Corona Virus   
    Had a cold phone call today, talking about insurance on my washing machine.  I said 'I haven't got a washing machine, we are fortunate to have a stream running past the end of our garden and we beat the clothes on the rocks.' 'Do you do insurance for if the stream runs dry'?  Click.
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    johnh got a reaction from Palfy in Corona Virus   
    Had a cold phone call today, talking about insurance on my washing machine.  I said 'I haven't got a washing machine, we are fortunate to have a stream running past the end of our garden and we beat the clothes on the rocks.' 'Do you do insurance for if the stream runs dry'?  Click.
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    johnh got a reaction from MikeO in Corona Virus   
    Had a cold phone call today, talking about insurance on my washing machine.  I said 'I haven't got a washing machine, we are fortunate to have a stream running past the end of our garden and we beat the clothes on the rocks.' 'Do you do insurance for if the stream runs dry'?  Click.
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