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Do we really need a player with such attitude?

We should be looking to loan premium players from bigger clubs, just like we did with Danjuma, even if they come with high salaries. I believe we can loan 4 more players. There are likely to be some available options, and the advantage is that they will be off the books at the end of the season. Wouldn't that be more cost-effective than paying a transfer fee and signing players on long-term contracts? Certainly, this could help us improve our financial situation for the time being.

No. It's a goal every 4.67 games, it's in the data you shared. He averages only 40' per game.

Yes, additionally, players who are on loan are unavailable for selection in direct matches against their parent club.

Damn, he's only 24, soon to be 25. I remember his debut, it was like ages ago.

After watching the press conference featuring Nikola Jokic, the current NBA championship winner and Finals MVP with the Denver Nuggets, where he said, "Nobody likes his job", it made me wonder if Dele doesn't like his job either. Professional sports can be far from enjoyable. It's one thing to play football with your friends on a cool Friday afternoon, but playing at a pro level is mentally, physically, and emotionally exhausting. I believe Dele is preparing for a life after professional football, and I can see him retiring before too long.

This sounds like the perfect Everton signing.

chances converted = x conversion rate = x/total chances

Do we need him though? He is no better than what we have right now. I'm fairly happy with Doucoure, Onana, Garner, Iwobi. I think the midfield is the least of our problems at the moment. Our priorities should be as follows: 1. Striker 2. Left back 3. Right back 4. Central Defender 5. Right Winger

I thought he did OK last night. It wasn't great performance for anybody to be honest, but he did the basics.

Dyche record is 1.06 points per game. Over a full season that makes 40 points. With a proper striker and better luck with injuries we will be fine next season.

Hopefully McNeil and Doucoure will find their mojo from the Brighton game. Simms must play.

I'm fairly certain either of Leeds or Leicester, maybe both, will win their games on Sunday. It's their last chance and they are facing tired West Ham side and freefalling Tottenham. It's a must win at all cost for us.

We need them to lose otherwise a draw against Bournemouth may not be enough for us to survive.

Hopefully they do themselves a favour by not losing the CL spot.

fuck

Doucoure's first touch is Sunday league level.

He's never a left back. Dyche simply chose the fastest legs out of all available defenders. Feel bad for him.

Somebody tell them to stop. We are dead already.

More likely he is performing well in a good team. I have no doubt that Lille are better side than us.

Can't we just make a deal with them if they have nothing to play for by then? I know match fixing is a deadly sin, but still..

Doucoure is not himself when he's hungry.

Iwobi or Gana.

He walked through them like a tank. Guy needs huge boost. What a goal!!

7 points in 4 matches (1.75 ppm) and then we only need 12 in 11 games (1.1 ppm)? Why are the following four matches so important?!