Zoo 2.0

Started brilliantly here, get another before half time lads DCL looks really up for it, I honestly think we should save the money on Bramley Moore and instead just freeze DCL and just thaw him out each of the next 30 seasons around April for him to get us out of trouble.

Not that he's done anything wrong yet, but this referee is the worst in the league by some margin - a proper crab.

Don't think it's any surprise that we bring Yerry Mina back into the side and suddenly score after 32 seconds. Travesty that the lad doesn't have a Balon d'Or.

Everton fans on social media are proper cretins. I actually despise the people that post online about our club as it's just depressing, deluded, negative shite. 

hOw dArE yErrY miNa sMiLe wHeN aRriVinG mEaNt tO bE iNjUrEd

We need to get through Brighton and City still in touching distance of 17th. If we are, then it's right in our hands as both Wolves and Bournemouth are winnable games. 

I'm not deluding myself though, we managed 2-2 against a team equally as shite. Tonight was a must-win.

It's like Dyche is going for some Guinness World Record for least amount of subs used.

That Michael Keane is having a great game for Leicester.

1 minute ago, memmaclub2 said:

If we had a new right back, left back, two centre backs, four midfielders and a striker for half a season we would be safe

Agreed.

1 minute ago, chicagoblue said:

I'd take anythinf over Beglin on my feed. 

I can't believe Jim Beglin gets paid to commentate on games. Would rather wander through Central Park and suck up dog shit with a straw than listen to what shite he has to say.

Now then.

Lovely lad, but selling Digne and replacing him with Mykolenko is a horrendous piece of business.

24 minutes ago, MikeO said:

Toto Wolff says Sunday's Azerbaijan Grand Prix was "boring" and Formula 1 needs look at what to do about it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/65450202

I agree it was a borefest but was Toto saying the same during the seven years Mercedes headed same borefest? I don't recall him moaning much.

This. 

Formula One has been stale for a few seasons now and needs to seriously change however Toto Wolff of all people cannot complain, seven years of his two drivers setting off into the sunset and letting the rest fight for 3rd.

Ruined my wrap hearing Leicester had equalised. Nice one lads.

I'm in Nandos, all is well.

7 minutes ago, dunlopp9987 said:

Damnit the hotel I'm staying at doesn't have sky

Most pubs will have the game on mate, it's part of Monday Night Football on Sky. 

I don't really get rattled by Gordon, as it's blatantly obvious that we've rinsed Newcastle and his career will go the same way at Ross Barkley. 

He will be out on loan at West Ham inside 18 months.

9 hours ago, Romey 1878 said:

The club must have rejected the request put forward by The 1878s.

Heard that they were working with The 1878s for flags only.

I assume there was a loan to buy option in the contract, but that's just a guess. 

Niels always looked like a good prospect and has been scoring some great goals in Ligue 2, shame that we look set to sell him.

Wrexham promoted as champions, was there just before the game and the town was buzzing. Made up for them. 

Imagine having owners that care, just imagine.

Would have taken a point before the game, which is depressing in itself. 0-0 is OK I guess but Leicester getting their new manager bounce isn't a welcome sight. 

Need Leeds to keep being shit so that they can take our place, think that Forest and Southampton are finally starting to be cut adrift so it's just 18th to avoid.

Seriously hope (though it won't happen) that we can have some mad firesale this summer. Would happily fuck them all off bar about two or three.

6 hours ago, patto said:

How foolish he ruined his marriage and what was left of his career 

He's been cleared you daft cunt.

I'm sure Everton will take their share of the moral high ground, despite cancelling with SportPesa over the moral high ground, before running to Stake a few seasons later.

I'm undecided on whether the stance from the Premier League is good or bad, but it will certainly affect the revenue we generate (unless we can launder our sponsorship similar to how City and PSG have).

Dele strikes me as the type of player that will probably retire after being paid off by us, his love for the game evaporated years ago.

3 hours ago, Gwlad all over said:

Watched his press conference "this is my club". I guess that is why when the going got tough he couldn't hack it with us.

Obviously Chelsea is his club. Obviously.

Wish Frank nothing but the best, top bloke - hope he wins every game with them.

Spurs are absolutely gash, Conte was right.