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Bill: Hi Fernando, fancy joning Everton this season?
 
Fernando: Who the fuck is this?
 
Bill: I'm Bill Kenwright, chairman of Everton football club.
 
Fernando: No fucking way I'm joining your club. Don't fucking call me again... and while your at it, get me a fucking work permit.
 
Bill: No problem Fernando, consider it done. Thank you for your time.

Bill: Hi Fernando, fancy joning Everton this season?
 
Fernando: Who the fuck is this?
 
Bill: I'm Bill Kenwright, chairman of Everton football club.
 
Fernando: No fucking way I'm joining your club. Don't fucking call me again... and while your at it, get me a fucking work permit.
 
Bill: No problem Fernando, consider it done. Thank you for your time.

This could be the story of our deadline day.
 
"A ridiculous bid for a wigan player,beaten by west brom for a loan player,attended a work permit hearing for a player who didnt want to come".
 
Only at Everton.

This could be the story of our deadline day.
 
"A ridiculous bid for a wigan player,beaten by west brom for a loan player,attended a work permit hearing for a player who didnt want to come".
 
Only at Everton.

Absolute joke. This has been happening every single transfer window since I remember. Looking for investment? Is he bollocks!! He will never let this club get out of his hands. We're a laughing stock.

Looks like he's moved in front of McCarthy in the pecking order. Whelan asking too much. Really hope this one comes off.

Looks like he's moved in front of McCarthy in the pecking order. Whelan asking too much. Really hope this one comes off.

I agree. If Fellaini leaves then I think it's a given we'll sign McCarthy. Moses is available and Holtby looks like he'll be on the bench mostly this season so I'm sure a decent offer would get him. What's frustrating is that all of these players are available on the cheap (in today's market) and we still can't afford them. I'm sure we could get Moses, Holtby and Alderwield for about 25 million. Pissing me off being skint all the time.

I agree. If Fellaini leaves then I think it's a given we'll sign McCarthy. Moses is available and Holtby looks like he'll be on the bench mostly this season so I'm sure a decent offer would get him. What's frustrating is that all of these players are available on the cheap (in today's market) and we still can't afford them. I'm sure we could get Moses, Holtby and Alderwield for about 25 million. Pissing me off being skint all the time.

Howard
 
Coleman Jagielka © Alderwield Baines
 
 
Mirallas Holtby McCarthy Moses
 
Barkley
 
Jelavic
 
Subs:
Joel
Distin
Gibson
Deulofeu
Pienaar
Osman
Kone Squad Players: Anichebe, Naismith, Oviedo, Hibbert, Stones, Alcaraz, Heitinga, Vellios
 
Wow! What a team and squad! We can dream lads!!

I agree. If Fellaini leaves then I think it's a given we'll sign McCarthy. Moses is available and Holtby looks like he'll be on the bench mostly this season so I'm sure a decent offer would get him. What's frustrating is that all of these players are available on the cheap (in today's market) and we still can't afford them. I'm sure we could get Moses, Holtby and Alderwield for about 25 million. Pissing me off being skint all the time.

Howard
 
Coleman Jagielka © Alderwield Baines
 
 
Mirallas Holtby McCarthy Moses
 
Barkley
 
Jelavic
 
Subs:
Joel
Distin
Gibson
Deulofeu
Pienaar
Osman
Kone Squad Players: Anichebe, Naismith, Oviedo, Hibbert, Stones, Alcaraz, Heitinga, Vellios
 
Wow! What a team and squad! We can dream lads!!

Greg O'Keeffe reporting on twitter that "informal talks" have taken place over the sale of James McCarthy.

I'm sorry but Osman shouldn't start this season. Such a frustrating player!

I'm sorry but Osman shouldn't start this season. Such a frustrating player!

Jela's on

That's why I'd still like us to go in for Moses before the end of the window. Hopefully he'll find himself on the bench or out of the 18 man squad for the first few games and he'll want a move. Pacey and direct.

Bloody hell. What's going on? Everton are busy in the transfer market. Would be a great signing. Get us Honda as well and Roberto would be a genius!

Bloody hell. What's going on? Everton are busy in the transfer market. Would be a great signing. Get us Honda as well and Roberto would be a genius!

I agree Zoo. I enjoy my weekend football accumulators so I think I'll keep on doing them as and maybe restrict myself to £10 accumulator on Saturdays.

Wouldn't want him now but i'd hope that Yobo would be highly respcted at Everton. He had 9 years at the club, was a hell of a defender a few years ago, real class act but had that one lapse of concentration at times (which at times were costly). Nice to see he has settled in Turkey. Good luck to him whatever he does.

Wouldn't want him now but i'd hope that Yobo would be highly respcted at Everton. He had 9 years at the club, was a hell of a defender a few years ago, real class act but had that one lapse of concentration at times (which at times were costly). Nice to see he has settled in Turkey. Good luck to him whatever he does.

Wouldn't want him now but i'd hope that Yobo would be highly respcted at Everton. He had 9 years at the club, was a hell of a defender a few years ago, real class act but had that one lapse of concentration at times (which at times were costly). Nice to see he has settled in Turkey. Good luck to him whatever he does.

"And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of forty-nine wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer, courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison."
"Drink up while it's cold, ladies."
"The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous."
My favourite scene ever. Whenever I watch it I think to myself "Christ I've gotta have a beer"

Mirallas on one wing and Moses on the other..... Yes please! PAAAACE!