Zoo

So we're about to sign Lukaku for £24,000,000 along with David Henen if the rumours in the paper are accurate. Add to that the signings of Besic & Barry along with the contract extensions of Roberto Martinez, Seamus Coleman, Tony Hibbert and Ross Barkley.
 
Who's tired of being POOR now?
 
Take a bow Bill Kenwright, showing the absolute numpties who claim to support this club that they have absolutely no clue what they are talking about.

Brett Angel is the reason that I despise a lot of our fan-base.
 
What a shower of clueless nob-jockeys. If you channeled all your crying and whinging into singing and shouting on a Saturday then Goodison would be blowing the windows out of people's windows in Perth. It's absolutely embarrassing that a club as big as Everton has so many idiots claiming to support it.

Heat map for the first half:
 

Heat map for the first half:
 

Heat map for the first half:
 

Calling your cock Tony Hibbert cos it'll slide into anything

zoO.

Bump .
 
Chelsea:
 

 

 
Shite:
 

 
Stoke City:
 

 
Toon:
 

 
Palace:
 

 
Villa:
 

 
Sunderland:
 

 
Swansea:
 

 
Ham:
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
***COVER YOUR EYES***
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Napoli:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

would quite like to see your lady there in just the shirt and socks

I don't dislike the new shirt but I'm not a big fan of it either.
 
It doesn't matter though, even if I hated it, like that horrible bib shirt, I'd still be buying it and wearing it.

*delete*

One morning, a Hell's Angel goes into a coffee bar and orders a large cappuccino. As he is about to leave, he asks the waitress for his bill.
 
"Two pounds sixty," she says.
 
The Hell's Angel produces 260 penny coins, drops them on the floor and leaves.
 
This happens every morning for the next few days until one morning the Hell's Angel wants to pay with a fiver. Gotcha, thinks the waitress, who has been waiting for this day to get her revenge: she drops 240 pennies onto the floor.
 
"Your change," she says with a smug little smile.
 
The Hell's Angel produces a 20 pence coin and places it on the table.
 
"Another large cappuccino, please."

Mikel Arteta - In his day was top notch.
Sylvain Distin - Better than any French defender going to the World Cup.
Paulo Di Canio - One of the best players to have played in the Premier League yet was over-looked by Italy.

Who the hell would be against getting into Europe? .

I've not been on this forum for a few months now so I've not really been ITK. Shocking how any Blue can be against getting into Europe. It's a bit like Real Madrid fans wanting Ancelotti sacked because he has got them to the Champions League final.
 
If you want to watch the team deteriorate rather than improve then I'll be the first to suggest to you that you should start supporting Newcastle United.

Lower league teams are complaining about this and to them I say pull your socks up and gain promotion!
 
We are in a position to do this as we have established top flight football for over 100 years. We have earned the right to have a 'B' team and I for one would be behind this idea. It'd be nice to support Everton at Goodison before coming home and flicking the Football League Show on to see the likes of Lundstram, Vellios & Garbutt playing in our 'B' team.

I don't want Tom Cleverley as I think he's shit but just look at some of the players I've called shit that have come good.



I flipped my lid when Phil Neville joined and he's the best captain I've seen at the club. I flipped my lid when Sylvain Distin signed and he's one of the best defenders I've seen at the club. I flipped my lid when James McCarthy signed and he looks like a fantastic prospect. I've just learned to trust the management at times because they know a lot more about players then us fans do.



If Cleverley does sign for Everton then I'll back him as much as I can.

I won't celebrate us losing to them but at the same time it wouldn't really bother me. My love will always be for Everton but there is an element of hate towards Liverpool that no Evertonian should be able to flick on and off like a switch.
 
If us being beaten means they have to wait even longer for a league title then so be it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/
 
It has just been announced over on the Beeb that Fabio Capello has left his role of England manager and I can't help but think that this is because of the John Terry argument and I hate to say it but I am rather gutted. Fabio had a shocking World Cup 2010 but we were playing very well in preperation for the Euro's and I do feel that this is too close to the Euro's for managerial changes.
 
It might be the heat of the moment statement but I'm also angry at the FA, whether the decision was right or wrong to remove Terry as England skipper it should come from the manager as he is running the team, if the manager does not have control over who is his captain then what does he have control over? I can understand Fabio's frustrations and I wish him the very best in the future.
 
Obviously our good friend Harry Redknapp is all over the news sites as the replacement...

I prefer anyone to Wigan.
 
Edit: Stoke have just equalised too through a penalty, this time Jonathon Walters is the scorer (40').

Just been looking around the forum to talk about the Chelsea game at the moment and I realised that there's no specific thread for other teams matches on the weekend. Of course there is the 'Longest Thread for Sport Talk' but seeing as that is full of other sports it's not that convinient for people that want to discuss whats going on during the weekend. I've started this thread so that people watching Sky Sports can discuss what is going on with other teams around us in the league and discuss the days events - hope you enjoy.

If the Mod/Admin don't like this thread then feel free to delete it.

I fucking love being an Evertonian you know.
 
I know there's a lot I moan about but I wouldn't swap being a blue for anything. I genuinely believe we have an amazing a special set of fans for the most part and despite the many off field shit points we're a great club.
 
Can't put into words just how I want us to achieve something. I feel we, as a club, deserve it and would appreciate it more than most.
 
I also love you all on here. Even the members I've had tiffs with. You're all blues and that makes you special.
 
Onwards and upwards, Evertonians.
 
No, I'm not pissed, just had a burst of Everton love and felt this was the best place for it .

Joel isn't good enough for Everton at the moment. Will he be in the future? Time will only tell.
 
Very pleased to hear Howard's news.

This has come up a few times this season and it usually boils down to "Your loanee players worked out better than ours, it's not fair".

City's goal was the quickest ever at Old Trafford from the opposing team.