Jesse_Wray Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Great to see that Moyes has got the boys back into terrific form. But now I feel he should turn his focus to one of the most pressing issues at the club. What the hell is going on with the shit facial hair? Both Osman and Jags have been guilty of sporting crappy little moustaches in the past - and they're the kind of mos that you're not sure if they're meant to be there or not. Pienaar and Saha have also maintained fairly suspect facial hair. But Leighton Baines is clearly the worst offender. For the last few weeks I haven't been able to work out if he's making a terrible attempt to grow a beard or if he has lost his razor. The patchy sideburns, upper lip fuzz and general bad coverage on his chin just looks woeful. Perhaps, in the wake of the handball controversy, Baines can take Thierry Henry's spot in the Gillette advertisements. Something needs to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 maybe I should offer them some tips!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flaminfox Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Dont forget about Arteta and Fellaini I seem to notice their facial hair the most Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse_Wray Posted February 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I can't say that I've noticed Felli's too much (his afro is probably pulling too much focus!). But I'm totally fine with Arteta's, mainly because he looks as though he can actually grow a decent beard... Now, although that's just an un-maintained growth after a few days, it's streets ahead of what Baines, Osman and Jags can muster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dweagle6 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Usually just a read these forums but i think this thread is hilarious Came across this picture Wish him a speedy recovery as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutmegwolf203 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 We certainly have a crop of unique players. Jags' dirt stash is embarassing and well...dirty. Mo's fro should never go, neither should his facial hair. I'm a big fan of the rustic look. It says "I have much more important things to worry about, like skipping around "Tiny Baby" Bellamy, chipping Almunia (with highlights no less) and making John Terry look like a statue". They should all grow beards to preserve this wonderful form we're in. I bet they'd do it, Gosling made a comment about team mentality after the win and from the look of things everyone seems like they're all genuinely great friends. We can call them The Beardo Blues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Jags can be forgiven anything though, he's our very own brick wall (you shall not pass!) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamsmith69 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 facial hair is very much in vogue ladies and gents, we should encourage our players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 haha great topic Jesse! I agree with all comments made, but im with jesse in the fact that arteta can actually grow a decent beard! Hibbert had a little go himself not to long ago aswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Gosling won't be able to join in until he hits puberty . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 i noticed his little attempt at stubble the other day but he dont look old enough to shave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evertonusa Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Don't forget about Billy's 'stache that he's got goin on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Blue Nose Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Superb!! Great post, although Yobo has had a decent tache for years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 i'd love to join in the banter but at nearly 27 years old and havent shaved in the last week, the most ive been able to muster is a french porn-star moustahe and chin fluff.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrotherEstapol Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 i'd love to join in the banter but at nearly 27 years old and havent shaved in the last week, the most ive been able to muster is a french porn-star moustahe and chin fluff.... I'm not alone! I'm 24 and I can't grow anything resembling facial hair...I've seen old ladies with more formidable mustaches that what I can muster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Came across this picture :gay: childish I know!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcirony Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 As an avid beard grower, I'm all for the beards ( though Baines needs to just give up!). I don't think i've had a close shave in about 5 years...Beardcore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 If our boys all had clean shaves, they wouldn't look far out of place in our under-12's youth set-up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 I'm not alone! I'm 24 and I can't grow anything resembling facial hair...I've seen old ladies with more formidable mustaches that what I can muster. definately not alone dude. was in Brazil for 2 weeks, forgot my razor. got home with about 5mm long on my chin and french pornstar moustache, random patches on the cheeks and for some weird fuckin reason, it was ginger. i felt rather hard done to, i really want a beard! or at least the option.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 got home with about 5mm long on my chin and french pornstar moustache, random patches on the cheeks... Works for Johnny Depp....he's even gone as far as to live in France to enhance the effect . Wonder if he can play right-back ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Churinga2 Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 LOL at the topic ^^ never noticed it before, but there is truth in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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