Hafnia Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 Thought it would be an idea to get the goals you never seen due to popping the loo, ITV being the amateur outfit they are, or any other scenarios listed here. Mine was the Arteta goal vs fiorentina where I told the idiot listening to the game and giving blow by blow reactions to do one, the TV had a delay of 5 seconds, so clearly when this idiot jumped up I turned to tell him to get his headphones off, in doing so missed Mikkys rocket. A great moment stolen. I won't tell you what I said to him when it went to pennos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 not an everton one but i missed beckhams goal in the greece game when my sister shouted for me for summat...i was well angry!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 not an everton one but i missed beckhams goal in the greece game when my sister shouted for me for summat...i was well angry!! Was a time when she was a twat like you mentioned yesterday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 Saha, fa cup final. Was boiling to death in wembley, had a t shirt on under my blue shirt. Took the t shirt off as I was sweating too much, as it's over my head I hear all the noise. Gutted. Had to watch the replay instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 I "missed" Paul Rideout's goal in the '95 Cup Final....in fact I missed the whole game, on the TV anyway. Was living in a shared house in Wells in Somerset, settling down for KO when one of the women living there started bleeding heavily from her girly regions...she'd had surgery a short while earlier. She phoned (or someone did) the hospital and they told her to come straight in and I was the only one with a car. Don't remember why an ambulance wasn't an option. So I had the choice of watching the game and letting her bleed to death or driving her to Bristol....took a while to decide but eventually agreed to take her. I heard the goal while I was driving around a roundabout in Bristol....then once we got to the hospital I caused much amusement (after listening to the rest of it in the car) because I was wearing an Everton shirt and it was a maternity hospital....everyone assumed I'd been dragged away from the game by impending fatherhood . It was certainly memorable.....and I love that roundabout to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 haha romey probably..think she wanted to show me what the dog was doin...urgh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 I missed Ossie's goal against Larissa . I seen it on TV but I was supposed to be at the game but I couldn't go, I can't even remember why that was now. I also missed Beckford's late equaliser against Bolton last season because I couldn't be there either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted September 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 I "missed" Paul Rideout's goal in the '95 Cup Final....in fact I missed the whole game, on the TV anyway. Was living in a shared house in Wells in Somerset, settling down for KO when one of the women living there started bleeding heavily from her girly regions...she'd had surgery a short while earlier. She phoned (or someone did) the hospital and they told her to come straight in and I was the only one with a car. Don't remember why an ambulance wasn't an option. So I had the choice of watching the game and letting her bleed to death or driving her to Bristol....took a while to decide but eventually agreed to take her. I heard the goal while I was driving around a roundabout in Bristol....then once we got to the hospital I caused much amusement (after listening to the rest of it in the car) because I was wearing an Everton shirt and it was a maternity hospital....everyone assumed I'd been dragged away from the game by impending fatherhood . It was certainly memorable.....and I love that roundabout to this day. The girly region, sounds like somewhere in wales... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 If I missed it, how the heck would I know if it was any good? Every goal scored before 1968. Yep, missed every single one of those feckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus jones Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 The girly region, sounds like somewhere in wales... Steady Eddie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 Not a goal but i missed Nev's tackle on Ronaldo, needles to say my next season ticket was in the ParkEnd...bloody obstructed view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexKing Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 I were looking this game on telly still missed this goal when not looking to tv, were opening a beer instead and were like wtf, there werent nothing going on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted September 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 I'm waiting for HB or Pax to come on and say "blankety blank" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexKing Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 I also missed that Saha´s opener in FA Cup final, were on a poker tournee, and no1 didnt have a laptop there( i dont own) and had to drop myself in purpose and runned to sportsbar and were like OMG we lead already . I think that if i would stayed playing poker, im sure we would won that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Recently, I have missed Beckfords goal against Chelsea last season. Still only seen bits of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 I missed Beckford vs Bolton as the driver on the day had one on him and demanded to leave 85th min before a 2hr drive home - similar to leaving at 1-3 vs Man.Ure... we'll learn 1 day!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 I missed Beckford vs Bolton as the driver on the day had one on him and demanded to leave 85th min before a 2hr drive home - similar to leaving at 1-3 vs Man.Ure... we'll learn 1 day!!! Was at the Charlton game at Goodison in 2007 and shitloads of people left after Bent's 89th min equalizer so missed McFudge's winner. We didn't fortunately. Own up people . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Was at the Charlton game at Goodison in 2007 and shitloads of people left after Bent's 89th min equalizer so missed McFudge's winner. We didn't fortunately. Own up people . I stayed for that 1 (it was my turn to drive!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsy Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Not the greatest goal ever, but I missed Pienaars winner at White Hart Lane a couple of years ago because I was distracted by what I thought was a bird of prey swooping down from the top of the stand. Turned out to be a pigeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c1982 Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Not the greatest goal ever, but I missed Pienaars winner at White Hart Lane a couple of years ago because I was distracted by what I thought was a bird of prey swooping down from the top of the stand. Turned out to be a pigeon. Incredible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsy Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Yeah, short attention span......probably for the best though really cos I was in the Spurs end, so my disappointment at missing it helped me blend in with the general feeling around me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johny Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 gerrards goal vs olympiakos me mate got his nose accidentally broken in the melee after mellors winner and I went down to the bogs with him when he went to clean himself up. we were jogging back up the steps 'cos we could tell we were attacking, when all hell broke loose. bodies and bits of chairs flying everywhere, we went nuts in the stairwell and got back into the aisle as quick as we could. brilliant moment but my one and only memory of that goal is forever tainted by andy fkin gray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted September 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 gerrards goal vs olympiakos me mate got his nose accidentally broken in the melee after mellors winner and I went down to the bogs with him when he went to clean himself up. we were jogging back up the steps 'cos we could tell we were attacking, when all hell broke loose. bodies and bits of chairs flying everywhere, we went nuts in the stairwell and got back into the aisle as quick as we could. brilliant moment but my one and only memory of that goal is forever tainted by andy fkin gray. Yeah another great goal I missed was inzagis in Athens. But I didn't miss michael Thomas last gasp league title clincher where Liverpool lost the league in last kick of the game. Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johny Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) Yeah another great goal I missed was inzagis in Athens. But I didn't miss michael Thomas last gasp league title clincher where Liverpool lost the league in last kick of the game. Classic. I can see what you did there, subtle. I can also see why that Michael Thomas goal would seem significant looking in from the outside, but I promise you most of us there that night were just glad to see the back of that season, quite a few have never been back since. It was nice pipping them to it the next year anyway, but of course we'd had plenty of practice in '86 Edited September 5, 2011 by johny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Yeah another great goal I missed was inzagis in Athens. But I didn't miss michael Thomas last gasp league title clincher where Liverpool lost the league in last kick of the game. Classic. i saw that but don't remember it...i was bein thrown up and down by my dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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