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I was flattered the other week when some fat ugly cunt I used to go to school with facebooked me saying I'm looking good, doesn't mean I'm gonna fuck me bird off for her though... However, if my bird fucks me off I know I've got a fall back shag. Pretty much the same thing here... ?

I was flattered the other week when some fat ugly cunt I used to go to school with facebooked me saying I'm looking good, doesn't mean I'm gonna fuck me bird off for her though... However, if my bird fucks me off I know I've got a fall back shag. Pretty much the same thing here... ?

I was flattered the other week when some fat ugly cunt I used to go to school with facebooked me saying I'm looking good, doesn't mean I'm gonna fuck me bird off for her though... However, if my bird fucks me off I know I've got a fall back shag. Pretty much the same thing here... ?

I was flattered the other week when some fat ugly cunt I used to go to school with facebooked me saying I'm looking good, doesn't mean I'm gonna fuck me bird off for her though... However, if my bird fucks me off I know I've got a fall back shag. Pretty much the same thing here... ?

Rom tho! ?

I really think he's not going to be as good as everyone thinks, hope I'm right now he's going there

I heard it was his cousins sisters dog whisperer who spoke to Bill Kenwrights Jack Russell outside the strand.

Arteta has been made available for £6million, 6 mil though, Wenger offered us 5 when he was in his prime the cheeky cunt, he's only got 1 year left on his deal as well!!

Considering Sanchez has said he doesnt want to play for them aaaand the fact we're not selling him aaaaand the fact he is a Blue at heart, I'm willing to accept that maybe, just maybe, that speculation is horse shit.

They did last season as well and look how well that worked out.

Paddy says to Murphy 'My mate came off his motorbike today'.
 
'Oh really?' Says Murphy
 
'Yes' Paddy answers 'He has brain damage, 2 broken arms and is blind in one eye!'
 
Murphy says ' Fuckin Hell, no wonder he came off!'

So, theres no proof.

Great signing, was easily one of our top 3 players last season

Where's the Arteta money Bill?

I just hope we get him

Its no secret I like the lad, I dont think Ive argued someones case this much ever. But I started thinking; maybe I'm letting my admiration for the lad get in the way of a proper analysis of him. So, rather than concentrate on the positives, which I think are clear (Ive summarized them with links to proof where required), I decided to pick up on this negatives put forward...

Pros Goal scorer & Creator 15 in 31 apps (2 subs) + 6 assists. Responsible for combined total of 21 from 61 goals Premiership goals (33%, a large portion of them being winning game deciders) http://www.espnfc.com/player/139437/romelu-lukaku?season=2013 http://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=56521&season_id=143 http://www.evertonfc.com/first-team-stats-2013/14 21 Strong Fast Sell on value Rated by Martinez Proven over 2 EPL seasons "Super Sub" or starter Ability to score in most scenarios (head, both feet, 1 touch, driving run, inside and outside box) http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/players/profile.html/romelu-lukaku Cons Price tag Never been argued that its inflated, I've always said 15m + potential add-ons up to 20m. Can go missing in games Who doesnt? Not a great argument but he will only improve and Martinez is the man to get the best out of him. Even the games where he isnt scoring, hes making an impact a lot of the time. Same argument can be applied to Barkley. Can have a poor touch Who doesnt? Some times its great, sometimes its terrible, like any developing player. I wont argue that this will be perfected but it can and will be improved upon but this is a matter of opinion and no point arguing individual beliefs. Again, Barkley can be used as a comparison here. Struggles as a target man Agreed, but then play to his strengths. You dont take a player like Barkley for example and play him on the wing or a holding midfielder to improve his all-round game, you play to his strengths. Same applies to Lukaku - let him run on to it. For when running through isnt working, use him as a distraction / battering ram to open space for others to exploit. Attitude Such a strange statement - "thinks he's better than he is". You want him to have the mentality that average is ok? He wants to be the best, he is aiming for the top. Its called ambition and good on him for being positive. However, he now has to walk the walk more consistently, which he has admitted is up to him. Martinez has repeatedly praised the lad for his mentality, praising his constructive arrogance like he has done with Barkley and Gerry. "1 goal in 11 games" - 1st game into that run, he setup Oviedo for the winner (under pressure, turned his man - Im sure the argument against this will be "he was trying to shoot", which is irrelevant - he setup a goal). The next game, against Arsenal, he setup Deulafeu and again not intended, but occupied defenders and got the slightest of touches to take it to Gerrys feet (who then did the hard work). 3rd game into this run, assist for Barry goal. Nothing to note in the Swansea or Sunderland game but then his 1 goal in 11 was the winner against Southampton. So, out of the first 6 games of this terrible scoring streak, he is directly responsible for 4 goals. Not bad going. Nothing to mention in the Stoke game, assists Barry for opening goal against Norwich. The next game against WBA, assists Mirallas. Liverpool game, disappears along with the rest of the team. So 11 games, 1 goal and 5 assists - responsible for 6 goals in those 11 games, no matter how intentional or not. All that I can conclude is that people are understandably seriously put off with the price tag, because it represents the majority of our budget, and so are trying to find any little thing to justify why we shouldnt invest the money. Thing is, to address the negatives, you can get your chequebook our for 40m+, because you're talking about a Suarez / Ageuro/ etc quality player. Or we can invest in a youngster our manager believes in and enjoy the benefits we already have seen. I mentioned Barkley, who we would be wanting for around double the 25m City recently offered, despite the fact he contributed less goals and assists. You want to argue more technical proficiency? I understand why, but then Barkley is wanting in a few areas of his game too. The point Im trying to make is, I cant help thinking the critics of Lukaku will be as harsh on one of our own. edit: sorry its a bit rushed, called into a meeting sooner than expected

Calling your cock Tony Hibbert cos it'll slide into anything

Mirallas looked sharp when he came on last night, a bit greedy as usual but nothing wrong with that when you need a goal, he is such a direct player, must be a nightmare to mark!! Hope he's just as sharp come the start of the season.

Calling your cock Tony Hibbert cos it'll slide into anything

Calling your cock Tony Hibbert cos it'll slide into anything

Calling your cock Tony Hibbert cos it'll slide into anything

Mirallas looked sharp when he came on last night, a bit greedy as usual but nothing wrong with that when you need a goal, he is such a direct player, must be a nightmare to mark!! Hope he's just as sharp come the start of the season.

Looks like he needs a new contract to get some new clobber, the t shirt he had on to sign it was fuckin horrendous

That Mexico keeper last night could have saved Jade Goody

Have you watched Swansea all season? From what I have seen from Bony (which isn't alot i'll admit) he is very much a similar player to Lukaku.
 
If we get him then I hope he is as good as you say, just wondering how you think he is worth it yet a player who is 5 years younger still developing isn't?