Zoo 2.0

Fast forward to May and we'll have some graphic on how Yerry Mina has played every game for Fulham in the 23/24 season.

Fast forward to May and we'll have some graphic on how Yerry Mina has played every game for Fulham in the 23/24 season.

Some guy takes four people down in a homemade submarine controlled by an Xbox controller and somehow Moshiri still manages to be the billionaire to make the stupidest decision this week.

Some guy takes four people down in a homemade submarine controlled by an Xbox controller and somehow Moshiri still manages to be the billionaire to make the stupidest decision this week.

Some guy takes four people down in a homemade submarine controlled by an Xbox controller and somehow Moshiri still manages to be the billionaire to make the stupidest decision this week.

Some guy takes four people down in a homemade submarine controlled by an Xbox controller and somehow Moshiri still manages to be the billionaire to make the stupidest decision this week.

Some guy takes four people down in a homemade submarine controlled by an Xbox controller and somehow Moshiri still manages to be the billionaire to make the stupidest decision this week.

Some guy takes four people down in a homemade submarine controlled by an Xbox controller and somehow Moshiri still manages to be the billionaire to make the stupidest decision this week.

Some guy takes four people down in a homemade submarine controlled by an Xbox controller and somehow Moshiri still manages to be the billionaire to make the stupidest decision this week.

Will honestly snap my cock in half from excessive windmilling if Kenwright goes in the next 48 hours.

Will honestly snap my cock in half from excessive windmilling if Kenwright goes in the next 48 hours.

Will honestly snap my cock in half from excessive windmilling if Kenwright goes in the next 48 hours.

Will honestly snap my cock in half from excessive windmilling if Kenwright goes in the next 48 hours.

Just signed for Standard Liege.

What I love about Tarkowski is that he's always right there in the thick of it. As soon as the whistle blew whilst Solanke was dry humping Pickford he was straight over there, shoved him out of the way and then had a good chuckle as the Bournemouth players tried to get their handbags out. He's a proper shithouse but that's exactly what every team needs, someone who will get right in the thick of it and have everyone's backs. It's early days as he's been with us a year (and has been part of a proper shite season) but he could move towards captain material if he carries on in this ilk.

I can see Baxendale going, wouldn't be surprised if Sharp is removed too. I'd be absolutely amazed if Kenwright went though as he seems to have his claws deep in the club. 
Amazes me how someone can be so hated and just sit on it. If I were in his position I'd be off sharpish, I don't know why he puts himself through it.

I can see Baxendale going, wouldn't be surprised if Sharp is removed too. I'd be absolutely amazed if Kenwright went though as he seems to have his claws deep in the club. 
Amazes me how someone can be so hated and just sit on it. If I were in his position I'd be off sharpish, I don't know why he puts himself through it.

What I love about Tarkowski is that he's always right there in the thick of it. As soon as the whistle blew whilst Solanke was dry humping Pickford he was straight over there, shoved him out of the way and then had a good chuckle as the Bournemouth players tried to get their handbags out. He's a proper shithouse but that's exactly what every team needs, someone who will get right in the thick of it and have everyone's backs. It's early days as he's been with us a year (and has been part of a proper shite season) but he could move towards captain material if he carries on in this ilk.

What I love about Tarkowski is that he's always right there in the thick of it. As soon as the whistle blew whilst Solanke was dry humping Pickford he was straight over there, shoved him out of the way and then had a good chuckle as the Bournemouth players tried to get their handbags out. He's a proper shithouse but that's exactly what every team needs, someone who will get right in the thick of it and have everyone's backs. It's early days as he's been with us a year (and has been part of a proper shite season) but he could move towards captain material if he carries on in this ilk.

What I love about Tarkowski is that he's always right there in the thick of it. As soon as the whistle blew whilst Solanke was dry humping Pickford he was straight over there, shoved him out of the way and then had a good chuckle as the Bournemouth players tried to get their handbags out. He's a proper shithouse but that's exactly what every team needs, someone who will get right in the thick of it and have everyone's backs. It's early days as he's been with us a year (and has been part of a proper shite season) but he could move towards captain material if he carries on in this ilk.

What I love about Tarkowski is that he's always right there in the thick of it. As soon as the whistle blew whilst Solanke was dry humping Pickford he was straight over there, shoved him out of the way and then had a good chuckle as the Bournemouth players tried to get their handbags out. He's a proper shithouse but that's exactly what every team needs, someone who will get right in the thick of it and have everyone's backs. It's early days as he's been with us a year (and has been part of a proper shite season) but he could move towards captain material if he carries on in this ilk.

What I love about Tarkowski is that he's always right there in the thick of it. As soon as the whistle blew whilst Solanke was dry humping Pickford he was straight over there, shoved him out of the way and then had a good chuckle as the Bournemouth players tried to get their handbags out. He's a proper shithouse but that's exactly what every team needs, someone who will get right in the thick of it and have everyone's backs. It's early days as he's been with us a year (and has been part of a proper shite season) but he could move towards captain material if he carries on in this ilk.

Yeah I've been thinking this a lot as everyone seems to be throwing his name about. He'd do well in a team where he can be carried, as he doesn't do much from open play yet pops up with worldies from set pieces.

Pretty sure I saw reports of £60-70m for Onana which would be too much to turn down for me. I must stress that I really like him though, so would have no problems keeping him around if an offer like that didn't come around.
I understand the numbers to bring in are high already, but I'm sick of these relegation fights and whereas the board are the majority of the problem, keeping around players that aren't good enough (of which I'll include Mykolenko and potentially Simms) is no longer acceptable for me. 
Without sounding all Football Manager, do we use Simms to bring the price down for the Coventry lad perhaps? Do we sell Mykolenko to generate funds to sign an actual left back? I said it in January and I'll say it now, I'd snap Villa's hand off for Digne back.

What I love about Tarkowski is that he's always right there in the thick of it. As soon as the whistle blew whilst Solanke was dry humping Pickford he was straight over there, shoved him out of the way and then had a good chuckle as the Bournemouth players tried to get their handbags out. He's a proper shithouse but that's exactly what every team needs, someone who will get right in the thick of it and have everyone's backs. It's early days as he's been with us a year (and has been part of a proper shite season) but he could move towards captain material if he carries on in this ilk.