rubecula

Easier to ignore anything Dalziel Kane says ..... about anything.

if he comes to Everton his first lesson will be all about patience and his second lesson about some more patience since he is only 18 years old

I laughed at this on the Everton rumours site:
 
 
 
Lol.

The genius of Subbuteo lol
 

It's all over the Everton website.
 
 
http://i552.photobuc...efctaxi/its.jpg

Jermaine Jenas gone to Loftus Road for talks with QPR and he can't get in.....the door's locked . Maybe Harry came to his senses .

Radio City saying he's having his medical tonight.

Alan Rickman as Sheriff of Nottingham to Guy of Gisbourne in Robin Hood Prince of thieves starring Morgan Freeman and Kevin Costner as Robin Hood with Christain Slater as Will Scarlet and Mary Masterantonio as Lady Marion.
 
Err is that close?

Lucky guess.

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
 
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
 
I am going cut your heart out with a spoon for that. (I was thinking all sorts while I read that, totally fooled me)

Unlike our tactics

Unlike our tactics

Unlike our tactics

One morning, His Majesty the lion calls all the animals in the jungle to a meeting.
 
"Right," says the lion, "I want every one of you to go out hunting and bring me back as much meat as you can. Anyone who fails to bring me meat I will batter to death with my dick!"
 
Later that day, a rabbit turns up with a basket of carrots.
 
"You have to understand, Your Majesty, I'm a rabbit, I can't hunt, but I've brought you a basket of carrots."
 
The lion towers over the rabbit and starts battering it with his dick.
 
The rabbit cries, laughs, cries, laughs, cries, laughs ...
 
"Why are you crying?" says the lion.
 
"It hurts," says the rabbit.
 
"And why the fuck are you laughing?" says the lion.
 
"I've just seen the hedgehog," says the rabbit, "and he's gathering mushrooms.

I only just realise Peanuts was on the pitch. He is nowhere

Mark Bosnich (hopefully not born on a boat in Sydney harbour ).

Prematch rotines?
 
12:30pm, we'll all congregate down aisle 31 of the local Asda looking for the cheapest case of beer we can find. There's no point going earlier as the Fantasy Footy team has to be picked before 11.30 and if we don't get the super 6 predictions in before kick off we might kick ourselves.
 
At the till, we'll normally eye the bird up on the checkout and see what she's doing after the match, just incase the lads need a curry making like, or there's tidying up to do, and then we'll stock up on the fags n a few scratch cards just in case we win, in which case we'll nip back in and get one of them big screen tellies like from the back.
 
Then we'll normally sing a few songs on the way to Big Bazzers house, you know the sort of thing, 'Pet shop boys' is right popular at the mo, but the high bits have us coughin a bit. We normally have a quick check in the lecky cupboard as we knock, as the tight c*nts always on his last pound, and then it's a mad race for the single seater, as the sofa's got it's middle cushion missing.
 
This is normally the time we're all at our most nervous. The tension builds as the fat fucker turns his computer on, and we all sit waiting as his Windows 93 takes all fuckin afternoon to boot up. Once we get up and running, a quick Google for the local Kebab house is the norm, followed by a quick stock take on the beer, as Tezza normally snides a few in the bog when no buggers looking.
 
Next, it's normally a very strict procedure like:
 
Sopcast - check ; Veetle - check; Sound - check; bog roll - check; half time porno - check; Kenwright Voodoo doll - check.
 
Then, "bing bong", it's the delivery lad from the Kebab shop. Everyone chips in except Big Bazzer, which is a bit of a cheek like, as you wanna see the fat fucker eat, but it's his gaff, so no groans. We normally give him a couple of bent twenties and tell him to keep the change, and then it's countdown to kick off.
 
We boot Chezzer off Toffeetalk, and it's show time. Find match, Bloodzeed a go go, and then the whistle blows. You can hear a pin drop. Then some soft c*nt turns the volume up, an it's just like a real game. Infact, if you squint yer eyes a bit you can just about pretend your there.
 
Half time's where it's at like. No queueing for pizza. 2nd crate of Stella cracked open, and a spliff in the ash tray. That daft tw@t Gary Neville starts on about how Suarez is a dirty rotten bastard an before ye can say "You're spot on Gary" Bazzers got the smut show on with a few phone cam vids of him and his tart in a Skegness back alley. Fuck me, she looks like a Blob fish with zits, so it's quite a relief when the second half starts.
 
Match ends, and we've fuckin drawn abastardgain.
 
While there's still a bit of lecky left, we normally jump onto the Everton forum. Normally starts with "Just got back from ythe match" before tellin Moyes exactly where he went wrong, and moanin that we've not signed no fucker.
 
All a case of how long the beer lasts then, before lookin out the window to see if the Asda birds turned up.
 
It's not like that every week mind. Sometimes we're skint, and it's a case of staying in and putting the radio on in the shed, but all in all, we're proper fans us, n don't you Brentford boo boys forget it.

I'm happy to announce ...
 
 
NATIONAL INDIVIDUAL RESULTS - Overall Competition winners (individual)
Here goes then ..... remember that we use alphabetical order on entries of the same number of points ...
 
 
16 POINTS – NATIONAL GOLD MEDAL (A FANTASTIC Achievement, the overall winner from more than 300 entrants!!)
Paco (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
 
15 POINTS – NATIONAL SILVER MEDAL (EXCELLENT)
Mo55y (Derby – DCFC Fans )
Telford_QPR (QPR - Loft for Words)
 
14 POINTS – NATIONAL BRONZE MEDALS (VERY GOOD)
MrBones1986 (Leeds Utd – LUFC Talk)
Sliced-bread-no2 (Liverpool – Kopworld)
 
13 POINTS – Diplomas of Honour I (GOOD)
Foxxinator (Reading – Royals Rendezvous/Administrator)
Mikel Bee (Barnet – The Beehive)
 
12 POINTS – Diplomas of Honour II (MERIT)
Donnynorthbranchdave (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Fatter than Fleck (Norwich - Not 606 Norwich Board)
NGTwo (Nottm Forest – The A Block/Administrator)
 
11 POINTS
18longleeds (Leeds Utd – LUFC Talk)
Amirah (Man Utd – United Lounge)
AndoverPoshFan (Peterborough – Posh Forum)
Bristol Red Rover (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Capt. Trump (Burnley – The Longside)
Cmonyouspurs (Tottenham – Tottenham Hotspurs Unofficial Supporters Site)
coffswolf (Wolves – Molineux Mix)
Data (Sunderland – Black Cat Chat)
halesowen wolf (Burnley – The Longside)
Hayes (Reading – Royals Rendezvous/Moderator)
Kaiser_soze (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
KK73 (Liverpool – Kopworld)
Nicho (Liverpool – Kopworld)
Pasty (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Paxtonwolf (Tottenham – Tottenham Hotspurs Unofficial Supporters Site)
Pecky10 (Leeds Utd – LUFC Talk)
QBlock87 (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
Quinney (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
PoshBoyFirst (Peterborough – Posh Forum)
Rangers4Ever (QPR - Loft for Words)
Scrooge McDuck (Leicester – Foxes Talk)
Sheepskin Junior (Fulham - Friends of Fulham)
Sky Blues (Coventry – Sky Blue Talk)
Tangerine77 (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
The Pozzman (Watford – WFC Forums)
Watford_R (QPR - Not 606 QPR board)
We8wba (Wolves – Molineux Mix)
wolvo boi (Wolves – Molineux Mix)
 
10 POINTS
Baggiebabe (WBA – BaggiesZone)
Baarmy_Bluebird (Cardiff – Cardiff City Forum)
Bucks Blue (QPR - Not 606 QPR board)
Casual (Cardiff – Cardiff City Forum)
Cheffy007 (Leeds Utd – LUFC Talk)
Chris (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
CumbrianRam (Derby – DCFC Fans )
Cusworth Rovers (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Dante (Man Utd – United Lounge)
eastcoastred (Nottm Forest – The A Block/moderator)
Elgreenio (Fulham - Friends of Fulham)
gazzah100 (Watford – WFC Forums)
Hoolahoop (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Jerseytyke (Barnsley – Talk of the Tarn)
Jigsore (QPR - Loft for Words)
JoshBee (Barnet – The Beehive)
Minty Fresh (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
Paulio (Stevenage – Boro Chat)
Pea (Reading – Royals Rendezvous/Administrator)
Rabit71 (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
rdell (Stevenage – Boro Chat)
Rhys Lighting 63 (Fulham - Friends of Fulham)
Rolling Stone (QPR - Not 606 QPR board)
Sammy’s First Touch (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
SloveniaDave (Crystal Palace – Holmesdale)
snibbo (Fulham - Friends of Fulham)
Tettenhall Hotspur (Tottenham – Tottenham Hotspurs Unofficial Supporters Site)
The Dream Boat (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
Togwen (Nottm Forest – The A Block)
Woodbine (Barnsley – Talk of the Tarn)
 
9 POINTS
AbbieNormal (West Ham – Cockney Boys)
Adher36 (Barnet – The Beehive)
Batfloke (Reading – Royals Rendezvous/Assistant)
boroboy98s bodydouble (Stevenage – Boro Chat)
Conkers (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
daib0 (Reading – Royals Rendezvous/moderator-contributor)
Dalziel Kane (Everton – Toffee Talk)
Dange (Cardiff – Cardiff City Forum)
Dazz19 (Norwich - Not 606 Norwich Board)
Dominoid (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Doylinho (Watford – WFC Forums)
Firework-Kid (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
Gene Hunt (Man City – MCFC Forum/moderator)
Howeynufc (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
Janbha (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Joshy (WBA – BaggiesZone)
Killer (WBA – BaggiesZone)
kingoffootball (Barnet – The Beehive)
Lofty3rgj (Crystal Palace – Holmesdale)
Mike0 (Everton – Toffee Talk)
Mottinghammer (West Ham – Cockney Boys)
Mr1Croft (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Olivavu (Liverpool – Kopworld)
Oslorovers (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
RockStar (WBA – BaggiesZone)
Secret Ranger (QPR - Not 606 QPR board)
Stss30 (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Tapper (Hemel Hempstead – Tudor Talk)
Tommy (Fulham - Friends of Fulham)
trevor I (Independent fan supporting Stevenage)
wx (Hereford – Bulls Banter)
 
8 POINTS
AL___AAHIL (Liverpool – Kopworld)
Aus Fox (Leicester – Foxes Talk)
Becs (Sunderland – Black Cat Chat/administrator)
Covstu (Coventry – Sky Blue Talk)
Dodadug (Leicester – Foxes Talk)
DRFC-PERKINS (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
EaststandLower (Barnsley – Talk of the Tarn)
Eloden (Watford – WFC Forums)
Fox92 (Leicester – Foxes Talk)
Gregory2,Smith1 (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Harry-LCFC (Leicester – Foxes Talk)
johnnysnozzle (Gillingham – Gills Connect)
NorthernR (QPR - Loft for Words/administrator)
RedJ (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Ryhilltyke (Barnsley – Talk of the Tarn)
SmokinPool (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
TJR_NUFC (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
WeStillBelieve (Barnet – The Beehive)
 
7 POINTS
AttunLatot (Man City – MCFC Forum/moderator)
Azureus (Crystal Palace – Holmesdale)
Cbrad (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
BigDonga (Liverpool – Kopworld)
DCFCfranco (Derby – DCFC Fans )
foreverclaret (Burnley – The Longside)
Elliot Hutchings (Crystal Palace – Holmesdale)
GR8 APE - (WBA – BaggiesZone)
Jiggers The Fox (Leicester – Foxes Talk)
kev (Peterborough – Posh Forum)
McStein (Wolves – Molineux Mix)
mitchemelhammer (Hemel Hempstead – Tudor Talk)
Phildavies (Cardiff – Cardiff City Forum)
Ponty72 (Barnsley – Talk of the Tarn)
RandSta (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Redkev222 (Nottm Forest – The A Block)
RobTheRover (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
steve (Hemel Hempstead – Tudor Talk)
Swissqpr (QPR - Loft for Words)
Tykleton (Barnsley – Talk of the Tarn)
 
6 POINTS
1879Rovers (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
AcidHippo (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum/moderator)
AlanEagle1 (Crystal Palace – Holmesdale)
bluebird123 (Cardiff – Cardiff City Forum)
China canary (Norwich - Not 606 Norwich Board)
Clive_ofthe_Cassiobury (Watford – WFC Forums)
CurryForMario (Fulham - Friends of Fulham)
davenportram (Derby – DCFC Fans /moderator)
fulham pete (Fulham - Friends of Fulham)
Gloster Wolf (Wolves – Molineux Mix)
goldcoast hoop (QPR - Not 606 QPR board)
I’m With Colo (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
James (Gillingham – Gills Connect)
James 3rd (Gillingham – Gills Connect)
Joe Wallsend (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Marc (Hemel Hempstead – Tudor Talk)
marcus leong (Man Utd – United Lounge)
monkey (Sunderland – Black Cat Chat)
Mr Tazo (Crystal Palace – Holmesdale)
Nickgusset (Crystal Palace – Holmesdale)
Old Wolf (Wigan – This Northern Soul)
Ole (Man Utd – United Lounge)
Pommyhoop (QPR - Loft for Words)
Queenslander!! (QPR - Not 606 QPR board)
ROVERSBELLY (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
seasider (Blackpool – Back Henry Street/administrator)
SH21bluebird (Cardiff – Cardiff City Forum)
sheppertonurz (Reading – Royals Rendezvous)
Sir Keith Longbottom (Huddersfield – Down at the Mac)
Slightly Dangerous (Burnley – The Longside)
Ste Farrow (Man Utd – United Lounge)
sniperwolf4LittleMix (Liverpool – Kopworld)
splottbluebird (Cardiff – Cardiff City Forum)
Tangerineisreem (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
The Red Baron (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Topcat (Crystal Palace – Holmesdale)
wi-exile (Norwich - Not 606 Norwich Board)
Jedi-Master-Yoda (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
 
5 POINTS
+15 (Leeds Utd – LUFC Talk/moderator)
Alpha Signia (Derby – DCFC Fans )
AnimalisaRam (Derby – DCFC Fans )
Avenkat (Man Utd – United Lounge)
Baggieboy1212 (WBA – BaggiesZone)
Bert (Leicester – Foxes Talk)
Campo (West Ham – Cockney Boys)
Clyde1998 (Reading – Royals Rendezvous/Assistant)
colin cramb (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Cranky (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Cyaninternetdog (Watford – WFC Forums)
daddyreddog (Nottm Forest – The A Block/moderator)
Darren1927 (Cardiff – Cardiff City Forum)
Dickos1 (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Enterthefrei (Fulham - Friends of Fulham)
Fearthainn (Everton – Toffee Talk)
Foggy (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
Gordon Ottershaw (Barnsley – Talk of the Tarn)
Harrow Orn (Watford – WFC Forums)
Hiveoccupier (Barnet – The Beehive)
Imaz (QPR - Not 606 QPR board)
irchywolf (Wolves – Molineux Mix)
Jezza (Chelsea – Chelsea FC Forums)
kriebstein (Crystal Palace – Holmesdale)
Listerano (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
Maestro (Norwich - Not 606 Norwich Board/moderator)
MattBackHome - (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
posh22utp (Peterborough – Posh Forum)
RedSte (Man Utd – United Lounge/Administrator)
remembercolinlee (QPR - Not 606 QPR board)
robertbrian23 (Man Utd – United Lounge)
Robin Shroot's Bathwater (Stevenage – Boro Chat)
Royal Crisp (Reading - Royals Rendezvous/moderator)
Ruralbull (Hereford – Bulls Banter)
Shaolinpunk (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
sheepy (Leeds Utd – LUFC Talk/administrator)
Spongy (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Swanleygill (Gillingham – Gills Connect)
TheLittleGeordie (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
Towers (Sunderland – Black Cat Chat)
Why aye Cabaye (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
 
4 POINTS
AbsolutelyGlorious (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
accessory (Leicester – Foxes Talk)
Ameobi's Apprentice (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
Ashman (Peterborough – Posh Forum)
Bar Staff (Wigan – This Northern Soul)
billy hunt - (Man City – MCFC Forum)
Bob! (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
BuBba (Chelsea – Chelsea FC Forums)
Cal (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
CanadaRanger (QPR - Loft for Words)
Erick1011 (Wolves – Molineux Mix)
Ex Landlord (Hereford – Bulls Banter)
Finchleyman (Barnet – The Beehive)
fox in the box (Watford – WFC Forums)
Gazwag (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Griff (Wigan – This Northern Soul)
Hakuna Matata (Sunderland – Black Cat Chat/organizer)
J_Zincke (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Jiggs (West Ham – Cockney Boys)
Leicester Ram (Derby – DCFC Fans )
Little Ape (WBA – BaggiesZone)
louise_a (Blackpool – Back Henry Street/Moderator)
MachoMadness (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
MarioKempes (Barnsley – Talk of the Tarn)
Mark DRFC (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Matt (Man Utd – United Lounge)
Number_13 (Reading – Royals Rendezvous/Assistant)
RoyalJoe (Reading – Royals Rendezvous/Assistant)
Rubecula (Everton – Toffee Talk)
Sev (Stevenage – Boro Chat)
Super Ted (Wolves – Molineux Mix)
The Johnson (Leeds Utd – LUFC Talk/moderator)
Thepompeytudor (Hemel Hempstead – Tudor Talk)
Tufty (Sunderland – Black Cat Chat)
WeWillBeBack (Coventry – Sky Blue Talk)
Wildheart (Wigan – This Northern Soul)
Withdeanwombat (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
You can call me Yo (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
 
3 POINTS
11car100 (Derby – DCFC Fans )
99mph (Watford – WFC Forums)
Alfie (Burnley – The Longside)
American Tangerine (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
Archey (Barnsley – Talk of the Tarn)
bimblelass (Man City – MCFC Forum/moderator)
Blackpool Ger (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
Bluebird1977 (Cardiff – Cardiff City Forum)
Bobthebroker (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
Byethecrin (Wigan – This Northern Soul)
captainhazza (Hereford – Bulls Banter)
Davideduck (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
Durlston (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
GingerBeerMan (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
GoldenHorseshoe (Wolves – Molineux Mix)
Horn Pete (Watford – WFC Forums)
Hutch1972 (Coventry – Sky Blue Talk)
Isaidno (Leicester – Foxes Talk)
I want curly hair too (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
jj-hill82 (Burnley – The Longside)
Keepmoatman (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Marlon (Barnsley – Talk of the Tarn)
MR-DD (Blackpool – Back Henry Street/Moderator)
Pete0 (Everton – Toffee Talk)
Scooter (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Sooperhoop (QPR - Not 606 QPR board)
SouthernFriedChicken (Stevenage – Boro Chat)
SS53_ (Blackpool – Back Henry Street)
StanSP (Leicester – Foxes Talk)
Stoneham Park (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Sue (WBA – BaggiesZone)
TheJasperCo (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Wigan White (Leeds Utd – LUFC Talk)
Ulverstoon (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
 
2 POINTS
Admin (West Ham – Cockney Boys)
beeman (Barnet – The Beehive)
bentent (Blackpool – Back Henry Street/moderator)
Blue Wolf (Man City – MCFC Forum/administrator)
Camb-Royal (Reading – Royals Rendezvous)
Canary_dave (Norwich - Not 606 Norwich Board/moderator)
Chas Hammer (West Ham – Cockney Boys)
Eddie C (Liverpool – Kopworld/administrator)
FuzzyDuck (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Gilford (NI) Whites - (Leeds Utd – LUFC Talk)
genre b. good (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Guy Fawkes (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Jamer99 (Hereford – Bulls Banter)
jcallen29 (Liverpool – Kopworld)
jourdan (Derby – DCFC Fans )
Martin B (Doncaster – Viking Chat)
Pete (Reading – Royals Rendezvous)
SaffronWaldenWhite (Leeds Utd – LUFC Talk)
SalfordWhite (Fulham - Friends of Fulham)
The Daddy (Fulham - Friends of Fulham)
Whim (Brighton – North Stand Chat)
Wingy (Coventry – Sky Blue Talk)
xxkristofxx (Reading – Royals Rendezvous)
 
1 POINT (Wooden Spoons!)
BMoreUnitedFan (Man Utd – United Lounge)
Bruce (Barnsley – Talk of the Tarn)
KingoStarr (Newcastle Utd - Toon Forum)
Peter H (Everton – Toffee Talk)
Seagullhoop (QPR - Not 606 QPR board)
 
0 POINTS
no-one ...
 
For COMPLETE and DETAILED individual score break-downs on every match prediction from every forum entrant please refer to the Reading forum - Royals Rendezvous detailed scores: http://royalsrendezv...topic/9794689/1
 
STILL THE FORUM COMPETITION RESULTS TO COME !!

http://www.sabotaget...-legend-madman/
 

No worries Bill it is a great site on it's own and a brilliant back up for ToffeeTalk if it ever falls out again.
 
It is also a place to get away to on occasion when nothing is happening in here. I like the place already.
 
I have put a few posts in already too. Nothing too controversial (yet)
 
But I hope to treat it like an annex to here if that is ok with you?

I think you are in self denial, but I will take your word for it

No worries Pete we will still come good ... I hope.

Ipswich are doing very well Pete Reports say Villa are second best right now.

Entry deadline has now passed – no new entries please …
 
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!