marcus jones

Haf. Comparing Rooney and Kone is like comparing the athletic ability of Steven Hawking and Jessica Ennis

I would rather just have £25-30mil and let Arsenal keep Ramsey.

I figured the association with Clinton wasn't birthday cards.

A woman gives birth to twins but has to give them up for adoption
 
One goes to Egypt is called Amal the other to Spain and is called Juan
 
Several years later she gets a letter and photo from Juan and turns to her husband and says thats brilliant now I only need to know about Amal
 
He says "they are twins you silly bitch you seen Juan you seen Amal"

I thought it was De Guzman being the dick personally. If your on a hat-trick and your team gets a pen you should take it, especially if your not a striker! Dont think Dyer will get many opportunities to score a hat-trick in a cup final again. Would have been a first in the carling cup final or the first hat-trick at new wembley or something i remember the commentator saying. 
On topic, no tah. I admire him, because he has come through with Swansea from the lower league's but we need to be looking at a better type of player to take us to that other level.
 
 
I've got an idea, lets sign Kone!

He's a favourite of Martinez's from his Swansea days, and to be fair to him he does a cracking job at the swans, great pace and a great engine on him, but no offence to the swans I think that's his limit, I can't see him helping us progress

i knew who created the thread before I saw the name, just by the title. Not a WUM, just so pessimistic he makes Haf look like a barrel of sunshine.  
Again, an utterly ludicrous post, Memma.

I'll try and sift through the nonsense and translate for DK - 1 good game against an out-of-sorts defence (not even a full game, right?) doesn't mean we should take a punt.

I want to say I would cry out of happiness, but I can only imagine what my girlfriend would say if I started crying at my most vulnerable(during the act). I could see it now.
Me: Babe I'm getting close.
Her: Its ok
Me: Where should I come
Her: ?????(You never can tell what she will say)
 
At this point I start crying
 
Her: Babe its ok whats wrong
Me: Its nothing, Love (Yeah I'm an American. I still say love. I picked it up from ya'll and I like it)
Her: Tell me Babe
Me: Everton signed the best Asian footballer in the world today. His name is Honda
Her: What!?!? I thought something was wrong
Me: No, I am just so happy
Her: You never cry when you are happy. Get off me
Me: But, I'm not done
Her: Oh, but I am done. You can go come on your Honda.
 
At this point she pushes me off.
 
Me: I was really close, and I don't have a Honda anymore. I drive a Volkswagen.
Her: Then come on the F***ing Volkswagen.
 
Woman never seem to understand true passion am I right?

might not be manager for long if that happens... 

I think our current strikers would benefit from not hoofing the ball up to Fellaini and playing through balls or passing it to their feet instead

I think we are crying out for a second striker or "number 10" personally.
 
Someone to supply the ammo.

"And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of forty-nine wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer, courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison."
"Drink up while it's cold, ladies."
"The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous."
My favourite scene ever. Whenever I watch it I think to myself "Christ I've gotta have a beer"

Anyone who pimps his ride by putting pink wheels, pink leather seats and a pink steering wheel on a black Range Rover because his chav trophy girlfriend likes pink and then has them put in Hello or OK magazine has behavioural issues.
 
Anyone who relaxes by tugging on the bong while he's not playing and posting pictures of himself doing it on Twitter clearly has behavioural issues, is unprofessional and has no respect for the fans or sponsors who help to pay his wages. It also shows he has no respect for himself.
 
He's also shite and lightweight at his job.
 
So, that will be a "No" from me.

What a load of bollocks, the ancient Britons celebrated the shortest day, not the longest.

Stick to your side of Offah's Dyke ya leek eating daffodil wearing Glendower lover and leave us English to celebrate (and smoke copious amounts of maryjoanna) how and when we want :shaking fist:.

Liverpool look like they're buying young, talented player. Bedding them in early and hitting the floor running.
 
No ones watching them this year, hardly any pressure, but they might be the ones to watch.
 
I know we can sit here with Blue tinted glasses and slate them till the cows come home but they're building and buying sensibly (this time round).

Lamb to the slaughter!

Great stuff.
 
Good to see you positive in the 'what are you looking forward to' thread.
 
I half expected you to write 'The end of the world' or similar.

ah... well... thats ok then. They wont fight back anyway, heard they were sheepish....

Baby on board signs people stick to their back windscreens in their cars. So basically implying that they're a shit driver, and that we should be courteous to them as they're being more cautious than usual just because they've got a kid in the car.
 
FFS, if you drive any differently based on what type of passengers you have in the car you shouldn't be driving

Jesus saves, but Jelly scores on the re-bound!

There is no shaking of the head emoticon, I would not on the fat little Spanish fecker if he were on fire. It's not the fact that I hate him, he ain't all he is cracked up to be. Took over a Liverpool team built by Houllier, not his, booted out of Inter failing miserably, jesus all he had to do was follow on from Mourinhio, and at Valencia spent so much cash they are now nearly bankrupt, while at Chelski he inherits a European cup winning team the jammy sod.NO, NO, NO to him I say.

Guys, this is a guy who wanted to ship out Alonso and bring in barry! He signed some good players for liverpool but there were a fair few clangers. We cant afford for somebody like him to come in and piss our money up the wall on an Aquallani or a dossena