Dalziel Kane

I read a fee has been agreed with Hull City but the actual transfer hasn't gone through and he is, at this moment in time, still a player with Everton ? Even Wikipedia state this ? Guess it's all but a done deal and the player will depart, and people use the term "sad" to see his departure, but realize what actual sadness represents, so would say "disappointed" to see the player go, as he has proved useful, but as with so many other players of promise we have brought in over the years, didn't live up to expectation
 
He should get first team play with Hull and hope things work out better for him with them than what occured here and take this opportunity to thank him for his contributions to this club and hope he can feature more regularly with his new employers as he tries for a place this summer with the Croat national squad.

Heavy subject matter and can only offer every hope that you overcome this issue and make a full recovery. Not to appear selfish, but from someone themselves battling personal issues there can often seem no way out of things or way ahead, but with the right support and self-belief, battles can be overcome and some level of full recovery. A valued participant of these pages and fine authority figure, and the pages would be poorer without your regular participation. Say again, every success in your battle and wishing you every hope in the future.

Pedantics running wild once again, although as mentioned, participants whose first language is not english can usually be excused. As an individual with USUALLY immaculate spelling and other grammatical endeavors (damn tablet device can be awkward at the best of times), team player names inclusive, I only need to be concerned with other participants, and even then, how they present themselves, is their business. There was an incident with the club store this year when they made a glaring spell error with one of our new acquisitions, so if they can manage it, just maybe anyone else can be excused.
 
Above all else, there was a recent incident with a national news publication when in large letters on the back page they made the unforgivable error of naming Chelsea ‘Chlesea‘ !
 
Won't disclose the name of the rag in question - but it was the miserable cunts at the Daily Star.

Is just as well only a few words are needed on this issue..
 
Everton CAN win the league - but wont
 
Sure its going well and progress being made, but until results like home losses to a bottom placed team can be avoided, can only focus on the reality of maybe a 3rd to 6th place finish. The author either got a little carried away with things or had one too many sherries in the immediate past. Got to think rationally on this.

2013 will be a year to forget from a personal perspective and not looking ahead to what next year will bring but from a club point of view went with opening day win over united. Cant recall much else right now. Went to include the fa cup run then realized that occured last year. Think we beat chelsea at some stage th8s calendar year but cant recall quite where or when, but will include that.

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Two Irishman decide to go fishing but realize when they arrive that they have left their equipment at home.
 
Paddy however, comes up with an idea.
 
"Murphy, you hold me by the ankles over the bridge, and when I see a fish, I'll grab it"
 
So, Murphy hangs him over the side
 
All of a sudden, Paddy shouts - "Murphy, pull me up quick"
 
Murphy asks , "Why paddy, have you caught a fish ?"
 
'No' says Paddy, "There's a fucking train coming"

Paddy got a job on a building site and asked the foreman how he could help.
 
'Ive got a fork-lift license' said Paddy
 
'There's not much you can do now' said the foreman, 'but I could use a hand in making the tea'
 
'Why ?' said Paddy. 'How big is the fucking tea-pot ?'

None of these offered much humor apart from the fourth one about Irish cliff walkers, and even that only generated a short lived smirk.
 
I'd maybe offer some jokes or humor myself, but I'm not one for it, and above all else, I don't think they'd be printable.

Everton 0 - 0 Liverpool
 
no scorer
 
 
Fuck it, I'll just go for another goalless draw, and it wouldn't be no surprise. Merseyside derbies are always unpredictable where anything can occur and both teams may just cancel each other out and both take a point from the day with no score. 0 - 0 outcomes have been our speciality at times this season and it would be no surprise to see another example of this.

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In any event, and while we're at it, could not resist another swipe at goddamn commercials on television. How the fuck are you supposed to watch a program, or indeed anything, when every four or five minutes your viewing "pleasure" gets interrupted by fucking advertisements, and even then 99 per cent of the time, they're of no use to this name, with toothpaste products and women's hair things and dog biscuits and whatever else decides to occur.
 
Lo and behold, you (always) switch channels to escape the damn things, and what do you find ? More fucking commercials. So what if it generates some extra income to those responsible, it's no goodamn use to me when I "try" to watch anything. Really wish I could get hold of some individuals sometimes.

Anyone who uses words such as 'LOLZ' should be blasted point blank in the face with an elephant gun
 
Was the article written by a twelve year old girl ? In any event, I decided to risk a look and found nothing to get excited about, and it didn't generate much - if any - humor, but then you see it all began on some non-event social network page, so it really presents little in way of surprise. If a dog took a shit on the footpath there would be some furore over it.
 
Trivialities aside, I wasn't aware Manchester United had a comprehensive win in the League Cup, and while caring little about their progress this season, or the League Cup as a whole, the fact remains Moyes has a chance to win the damn thing and finally manage a team to that elusive trophy that he was unable to achieve in eleven years at this club. Would be a bit of a smack in the teeth to see Moyes (so soon) manage another team to a trophy after watching for over a decade of his failures here, but this current campaign still has a long way to run. It's still relatively early days but got a sneaking suspicion that Moyes and his new team may just pull off something by end of season.

Sad situation for such a young lad....
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24771767
 
Wish him well.

I can't abide anything to do with David Beckham.
 
Overrated, hyperbole cock sucker of a player.
 
It's just a relief he's just about finished as a player now. Complete exaggeration of a playing individual if ever there was one.

I can't abide anything to do with David Beckham.
 
Overrated, hyperbole cock sucker of a player.
 
It's just a relief he's just about finished as a player now. Complete exaggeration of a playing individual if ever there was one.

I could present some thoughts on that show, but they wouldn't be printable.

I could present some thoughts on that show, but they wouldn't be printable.

Uruguay and Argentina co-hosting won't happen. That's a bit like saying West Ham and Millwall will take turns to accomodate one day. No love lost there. I don't know if I'll be able to witness the US hosting again in 2026 if we can stage it, but I read what you presented, and as with recent events, it was a fair point that I obviously overlooked. I did say I was tired.
 
I don't know why they never gave Canada the honor of staging the damn event. Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal etc, you got scope there for viable tournaments with suitable stadia. Shame they never got to host a tournament, and Australia also - seeing as they're now branching out into Asia, why not Oceania. Even a joint venture with New Zealand would seem feasible.

Three things I could attest to on this issue.
 
 
#1 It was not necessary for a new thread, could just have easily been accomodated in the general soccer index.
 
#2 It was not 'funny' or amusing by any distance.
 
#3 There's probably (which could be the greater concern) a similar thing on a rival page that shows while Gerrard has been lifting League Cups, FA Cups, not to mention the European Cup as captain in the last 15 or so years, we have done fucking nothing ourselves. Gerrard may not have won the league as a player there, but they still got twice as many league championships as ourselves without him, and as before, look at all the other honors he has picked up while we have won absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong, I can't abide fucking Liverpool and don't like Gerrard much (although recognize has been a phenomenal playing individual during his career) but these things should be taken a little more seriously perhaps.

Three things I could attest to on this issue.
 
 
#1 It was not necessary for a new thread, could just have easily been accomodated in the general soccer index.
 
#2 It was not 'funny' or amusing by any distance.
 
#3 There's probably (which could be the greater concern) a similar thing on a rival page that shows while Gerrard has been lifting League Cups, FA Cups, not to mention the European Cup as captain in the last 15 or so years, we have done fucking nothing ourselves. Gerrard may not have won the league as a player there, but they still got twice as many league championships as ourselves without him, and as before, look at all the other honors he has picked up while we have won absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong, I can't abide fucking Liverpool and don't like Gerrard much (although recognize has been a phenomenal playing individual during his career) but these things should be taken a little more seriously perhaps.

It's a good job she didn't have one covering her entire cunt, it would have stretched from Dover to Calais.
 
Just another faceless celebrity slag type that you have no time for. Another pointless hyperbole individual that should be dropped in an incinerator.

So does Holly Willoughby's vagina, but there's been no talk of going into a partnership with that.
 
Reading the link, doesn't seem to be above nonsense, at least reading 'this club was heavily associated with Rangnick during the last close season' - which was a surprise, as I don't remember at all any such instance ?
 
More importantly, I don't want, and supporters of this club in general, would want no association with the color red. As always as it is, it's all about commercial ventures and someone that can make an eventual profit. And play home games at the 'Red Bull stadium, and (possibly) change the club name (Everton Red Bulls) ?'. Fuck off - it's an asinine idea whichever way you look at it, and can't see this ever seeing the light of day.
 
But someone once said 'football is a funny game' - as in, anything is possible - and that's what worries me a little too much.

Three things I could attest to on this issue.
 
 
#1 It was not necessary for a new thread, could just have easily been accomodated in the general soccer index.
 
#2 It was not 'funny' or amusing by any distance.
 
#3 There's probably (which could be the greater concern) a similar thing on a rival page that shows while Gerrard has been lifting League Cups, FA Cups, not to mention the European Cup as captain in the last 15 or so years, we have done fucking nothing ourselves. Gerrard may not have won the league as a player there, but they still got twice as many league championships as ourselves without him, and as before, look at all the other honors he has picked up while we have won absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong, I can't abide fucking Liverpool and don't like Gerrard much (although recognize has been a phenomenal playing individual during his career) but these things should be taken a little more seriously perhaps.

Three things I could attest to on this issue.
 
 
#1 It was not necessary for a new thread, could just have easily been accomodated in the general soccer index.
 
#2 It was not 'funny' or amusing by any distance.
 
#3 There's probably (which could be the greater concern) a similar thing on a rival page that shows while Gerrard has been lifting League Cups, FA Cups, not to mention the European Cup as captain in the last 15 or so years, we have done fucking nothing ourselves. Gerrard may not have won the league as a player there, but they still got twice as many league championships as ourselves without him, and as before, look at all the other honors he has picked up while we have won absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong, I can't abide fucking Liverpool and don't like Gerrard much (although recognize has been a phenomenal playing individual during his career) but these things should be taken a little more seriously perhaps.

Been a smoker since around '72, '73, for the most part, but still here to tell the tale. Add to that the amounts of liquor over the years, and constant agression, it's not short of a fucking miracle I'm still alive and 'well'
 
Good for Matthew feeling better and on the toad to recovery, and to be fair, a kid your age, shouldn't really be having all these health issues.

I do have an active lifestyle. I actively drink, gamble and lose my temper, not to mention one or two other things.
 
Look if people want to eat their own body weight in food I see no problem, what they do is their business.
 
Just stay away from elevators and public transport is all I ask.